Valentine's Day is tomorrow? (1 Viewer)

[Rirruto]

Okay. I got sucked into an exclusive relationship with a girl I hate. Right before Valentine's day. One of the all time bonehead moves. It's come to my attention that it would be impolite to break this off before such a momentous day.

Yadda yadda yadda. I need to get her something. I think we can classify this as very last minute. Normally I would just have something Primed to me but it's a tad late for that.

Any advice? What should I get her? Will answer yours.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Roped into a relationship with a girl you hate? It seems to me that getting her nothing and not even mentioning Valentine's Day would go a long way in solving your problem.

 

[avoiding injuries]

This past Tuesday was supposedly the busiest break up day of the year.

Not sure why you care if you hate her. Show some respect and let her go.

 

[jon_mx]

Give her a coupon good for one free anal sex session.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Give her a coupon good for one free anal sex session.

She has to spring for her own strap-on, though.

 

[Christo]

How recently were you sucked in? IMO, if it happened this year Valentine's Day isn't even in the equation.

 

[jon_mx]

Give her a coupon good for one free anal sex session.

She has to spring for her own strap-on, though.

Well yeah.

 

[Bucky86]

Tell her you got her teh AIDS

 

[chauncey]

Sucked into a relationship?

With a girl you hate?

Right before Valentine's day?

You should get her a giant black dildo so she can pound you in the ###. Based on the statements above I am guessing you'd enjoy it.

 

[ShamrockPride]

You can hate a girl and she can still be hot. If she gets it up, hit it and quit it. No shame. No mercy.

 

[cstu]

So what do you buy for somebody you hate?
Or someone you no longer wanna date?
Wanna resolve things in a easier way
Just study your tape of NWA.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Donkey punch her. Really no downside.

 

[Rirruto]

Give her a coupon good for one free anal sex session.

She has to spring for her own strap-on, though.

Not sure that will work. I usually have to drop a rack to have someone do that to me on the open market.

 

[comfortably numb]

Just man up and take her on a date....to a haunted house

 

[jon_mx]

Give her a coupon good for one free anal sex session.

She has to spring for her own strap-on, though.

Not sure that will work. I usually have to drop a rack to have someone do that to me on the open market.

That is the great thing about being in a relationship you don't give a ####. Either way is a win.

 

[[icon]]

Amateur. Dating season doesn't begin until Monday.

 

[gianmarco]

AZ Ron can help.

 

[Rirruto]

Amateur. Dating season doesn't begin until Monday.

You're preaching to the choir. I got greedy.

 

[Ilov80s]

Instead of seeing this as a negative, you need to flip your whole perspective. Here is your free shot to try whatever kinky sexual fantasy you have ever wanted with no downside. Buy some whips, masks, a prostitute, schoolgirl outfit, whatever you have always wanted to do and not had the chance for. Get it for her as a gift. If she likes it, then you have checked something off your list and had some wild sex. If she hates it, she might dump you. Extra upside is she might tell her friends what you did and one of them might be into it.

 

[Ilov80s]

If you are ok with various levels of being an #######, having a gf you don't like is the greatest situation possible.

 

[offdee]

I don't really see what the issue is here...just don't aknowledge the holiday and let her know you've always been against it and don't celebrate it. Hope you're cool with that.

2 scenarios come out of it:

1) she's not ok with it and makes it into a big deal. There is your reason to let her know you just don't think you two are a good match. Good luck. Good bye.

2) she is ok with it and now you just dodged the VDay issue you're concerned about here. Break up with her anytime thereafter as you would any other time.

Both provide outcomes that you desire. Doing something nice for VDay and then breaking up with her a couple days after will just leave her confused, blindsided and make the breakup that much harder.

 

[The Big Guy]

Just man up and take her on a date....to a haunted house

Under appreciated throwback here.

 

[Tom Servo]

Sucked into a relationship?

With a girl you hate?

Right before Valentine's day?

You should get her a giant black dildo so she can pound you in the ###. Based on the statements above I am guessing you'd enjoy it.

Yeah, I'm going to need more details on how one gets sucked into a relationship with a girl you hate.

 

[Rirruto]

I don't really see what the issue is here...just don't aknowledge the holiday and let her know you've always been against it and don't celebrate it. Hope you're cool with that.

2 scenarios come out of it:

1) she's not ok with it and makes it into a big deal. There is your reason to let her know you just don't think you two are a good match. Good luck. Good bye.

2) she is ok with it and now you just dodged the VDay issue you're concerned about here. Break up with her anytime thereafter as you would any other time.

Both provide outcomes that you desire. Doing something nice for VDay and then breaking up with her a couple days after will just leave her confused, blindsided and make the breakup that much harder.

That's not bad advice. But she's going to get me something, and I would feel like a real horse's ### if I show up empty handed. I decided on perfume. It's cliche. It says, "I didn't put any thought into this." That's what I'm going for.

 

[Rirruto]

Sucked into a relationship?

With a girl you hate?

Right before Valentine's day?

You should get her a giant black dildo so she can pound you in the ###. Based on the statements above I am guessing you'd enjoy it.

Yeah, I'm going to need more details on how one gets sucked into a relationship with a girl you hate.

I'm not very smart.

 

[offdee]

I don't really see what the issue is here...just don't aknowledge the holiday and let her know you've always been against it and don't celebrate it. Hope you're cool with that.

2 scenarios come out of it:

1) she's not ok with it and makes it into a big deal. There is your reason to let her know you just don't think you two are a good match. Good luck. Good bye.

2) she is ok with it and now you just dodged the VDay issue you're concerned about here. Break up with her anytime thereafter as you would any other time.

Both provide outcomes that you desire. Doing something nice for VDay and then breaking up with her a couple days after will just leave her confused, blindsided and make the breakup that much harder.

That's not bad advice. But she's going to get me something, and I would feel like a real horse's ### if I show up empty handed. I decided on perfume. It's cliche. It says, "I didn't put any thought into this." That's what I'm going for.

And you wont feel like a horse's ### when you break up with her 2 days after giving her perfume? At least being a man about it allows her to return the present she got you and not be out that money too.

 

[msommer]

A 3D metal assembly set seems appropriate, at least if you ask Mad Cow.

But the haunted house works too

Oh and as to how the OP ended in the relationship, I think the use of the word 'sucked' rather than 'suckered' gives us a clue

 

[Insein]

**** in a box. Classy and sophisticated. Really no down side. Except it might be cold in the box.

 

[Ilov80s]

Sucked into a relationship?

With a girl you hate?

Right before Valentine's day?

You should get her a giant black dildo so she can pound you in the ###. Based on the statements above I am guessing you'd enjoy it.

Yeah, I'm going to need more details on how one gets sucked into a relationship with a girl you hate.

My friend's brother got sucked into a marriage and 2 kids with a woman he (and everyone else) hated. The crazy part is that he was a total stud, could have had any girl. However, he has the personality of a 12 year old and I think he just welcomed a woman that would boss him around so he didn't have to deal with any life decisions. It obviously ended up bad with him turning into an alcoholic which eventually led to a divorce and now he's 36 living back at home with his parents working as a waiter. Although, he is dating some smoking hot 22 year old train wreck.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A 3D metal assembly set seems appropriate, at least if you ask Mad Cow.

I believe he's in an arranged marriage.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I take it you are in the relationship because of the sex but it snowballed into dating. Pretty easy answer here, but her some slutty Victoria Secret outfit. It tells her how you view her plus you get to nail her in it.

 

[Insein]

I take it you are in the relationship because of the sex but it snowballed into dating. Pretty easy answer here, but her some slutty Victoria Secret outfit. It tells her how you view her plus you get to nail her in it.

Maybe he's into that.

 

[belljr]

Name a star after her

 

[Insein]

Name a star after her

One close to a black hole.

 

[=Smackdown=]

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Bourbon costs less

than dinner for two

 

[Sabertooth]

Give her a coupon good for one free anal sex session.

She has to spring for her own strap-on, though.

/thread

 

[fantasycurse42]

A donation to the Human Fund would do a lot of good, not only for humanity, but for your situation as well.

 

[Rirruto]

I don't really see what the issue is here...just don't aknowledge the holiday and let her know you've always been against it and don't celebrate it. Hope you're cool with that.

2 scenarios come out of it:

1) she's not ok with it and makes it into a big deal. There is your reason to let her know you just don't think you two are a good match. Good luck. Good bye.

2) she is ok with it and now you just dodged the VDay issue you're concerned about here. Break up with her anytime thereafter as you would any other time.

Both provide outcomes that you desire. Doing something nice for VDay and then breaking up with her a couple days after will just leave her confused, blindsided and make the breakup that much harder.

That's not bad advice. But she's going to get me something, and I would feel like a real horse's ### if I show up empty handed. I decided on perfume. It's cliche. It says, "I didn't put any thought into this." That's what I'm going for.

And you wont feel like a horse's ### when you break up with her 2 days after giving her perfume? At least being a man about it allows her to return the present she got you and not be out that money too.

Uh, that's not the plan bromigo.

 

[Rirruto]

I take it you are in the relationship because of the sex but it snowballed into dating. Pretty easy answer here, but her some slutty Victoria Secret outfit. It tells her how you view her plus you get to nail her in it.

Maybe he's into that.

Who isn't?

 

[Fennis]

Girls like spa like activities. Get her a facial.

 

[offdee]

I don't really see what the issue is here...just don't aknowledge the holiday and let her know you've always been against it and don't celebrate it. Hope you're cool with that.

2 scenarios come out of it:

1) she's not ok with it and makes it into a big deal. There is your reason to let her know you just don't think you two are a good match. Good luck. Good bye.

2) she is ok with it and now you just dodged the VDay issue you're concerned about here. Break up with her anytime thereafter as you would any other time.

Both provide outcomes that you desire. Doing something nice for VDay and then breaking up with her a couple days after will just leave her confused, blindsided and make the breakup that much harder.

That's not bad advice. But she's going to get me something, and I would feel like a real horse's ### if I show up empty handed. I decided on perfume. It's cliche. It says, "I didn't put any thought into this." That's what I'm going for.

And you wont feel like a horse's ### when you break up with her 2 days after giving her perfume? At least being a man about it allows her to return the present she got you and not be out that money too.

Uh, that's not the plan bromigo.

What exactly is the plan then? You're just gonna continue to date someone you hate for an extended period of time because its too soon after Valentine's Day to end things?

 

[Rirruto]

I don't really see what the issue is here...just don't aknowledge the holiday and let her know you've always been against it and don't celebrate it. Hope you're cool with that.

2 scenarios come out of it:

1) she's not ok with it and makes it into a big deal. There is your reason to let her know you just don't think you two are a good match. Good luck. Good bye.

2) she is ok with it and now you just dodged the VDay issue you're concerned about here. Break up with her anytime thereafter as you would any other time.

Both provide outcomes that you desire. Doing something nice for VDay and then breaking up with her a couple days after will just leave her confused, blindsided and make the breakup that much harder.

That's not bad advice. But she's going to get me something, and I would feel like a real horse's ### if I show up empty handed. I decided on perfume. It's cliche. It says, "I didn't put any thought into this." That's what I'm going for.

And you wont feel like a horse's ### when you break up with her 2 days after giving her perfume? At least being a man about it allows her to return the present she got you and not be out that money too.

Uh, that's not the plan bromigo.

What exactly is the plan then? You're just gonna continue to date someone you hate for an extended period of time because its too soon after Valentine's Day to end things?

Look, I never said it was a good plan. I've already said I'm not very smart.

JERRY: So lemme ask you this: how long would you say I have to put in now because of, you know, last night.

ELAINE: I dunno, at least three weeks.

 

[Mr. Ected]

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