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Vegan acts like a jerk on the train (1 Viewer)

Otis

Otis

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This is my commute home yesterday. You can see Otis's head sticking up there on the left near the perp.

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I initially was sort of wondering if I should get up and back up Clint. I went from editing a document to instead zipping up my stuff and getting ready to pounce, but I ultimately realized this was more a ridiculous show than anything else.

ETA beware colorful language.

 
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I feel sorry for all you poor schlubs who use mass transit.

 
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When he tossed out the armwrestle for a hundred bucks challenge, I had to struggle so hard not to jump up and ask if that was open to everyone.

 
Do people not use their headphones on the trains up there? I would never have heard this ####### if this happened on my route. Headphones have to stay on the whole time so nobody gets the idea that I want to talk to them.

 
Are there any police on these trains? What happens if somebody had just beat the #### out of that guy like they should have?

 
Otis said:
Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
When he tossed out the armwrestle for a hundred bucks challenge, I had to struggle so hard not to jump up and ask if that was open to everyone.
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lol you'd get killed.
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The guy was REALLY skinny. Pretty sure I was twice his size in three dimensions, would have been a quick hundo imo.
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Ive seen the cut of your jib, youre soft these days. That guy was small but had heart, you havent had that kind of spunk since Circut City..

 
Premier said:
Are there any police on these trains? What happens if somebody had just beat the #### out of that guy like they should have?
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What happens if someone had done that on the street? Pretty much the same thing. There's not a policeman on every single streetcorner.

 
AAABatteries said:
Do people not use their headphones on the trains up there? I would never have heard this ####### if this happened on my route. Headphones have to stay on the whole time so nobody gets the idea that I want to talk to them.
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Every day. But this guy was loud, and sitting two seats behind me. Was hard to ignore the whole ride, much as I tried.

 
Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
When he tossed out the armwrestle for a hundred bucks challenge, I had to struggle so hard not to jump up and ask if that was open to everyone.
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lol you'd get killed.
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The guy was REALLY skinny. Pretty sure I was twice his size in three dimensions, would have been a quick hundo imo.
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Ive seen the cut of your jib, youre soft these days. That guy was small but had heart, you havent had that kind of spunk since Circut City..
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Brother, you're confused. These days, I lift.

 
Otis said:
This is my commute home yesterday. You can see Otis's head sticking up there on the left near the perp.

Link

I initially was sort of wondering if I should get up and back up Clint. I went from editing a document to instead zipping up my stuff and getting ready to pounce, but I ultimately realized this was more a ridiculous show than anything else.

ETA beware colorful language.
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Was it Bill Cosby that had the old routine about "one nut on every train" or something like that?

I've probably ridden NYC-area subway/trains something like 30-40 times in my life and I've seen a couple scenes like this one.

I've ridden DC-area Metro probably 5000 times and never seen anything to this level.

 
Otis said:
Premier said:
Are there any police on these trains? What happens if somebody had just beat the #### out of that guy like they should have?
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What happens if someone had done that on the street? Pretty much the same thing. There's not a policeman on every single streetcorner.
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So people just let that guy talk to them like that? I thought New Yorkers were tough?

That #### wouldn't have flown in the south. Try that in Florida. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

 
Otis said:
Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
When he tossed out the armwrestle for a hundred bucks challenge, I had to struggle so hard not to jump up and ask if that was open to everyone.
Click to expand...
lol you'd get killed.
Click to expand...
The guy was REALLY skinny. Pretty sure I was twice his size in three dimensions, would have been a quick hundo imo.
Click to expand...
Ive seen the cut of your jib, youre soft these days. That guy was small but had heart, you havent had that kind of spunk since Circut City..
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Brother, you're confused. These days, I lift.
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lol lift your gut off the counter when you brush your teeth..

 
Premier said:
Otis said:
Premier said:
Are there any police on these trains? What happens if somebody had just beat the #### out of that guy like they should have?
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What happens if someone had done that on the street? Pretty much the same thing. There's not a policeman on every single streetcorner.
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So people just let that guy talk to them like that? I thought New Yorkers were tough?

That #### wouldn't have flown in the south. Try that in Florida. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
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Most of us are smarter than that. What's the upside?

"Honey, I beat up this crazy guy on the train and got sued because he cursed at me!!"

I'm no gamblegenius, but it doesn't feel like +EV to me.

Someone mentioned there were kids on the train. If my kids had been on the train with me, all bets would have been off. I would have destroyed him for doing that in front of my kids. But dummy's verbal assault, which most of us just laughed at? I guess NYers have thicker skin than you guys.

 
Otis said:
Premier said:
Otis said:
Premier said:
Are there any police on these trains? What happens if somebody had just beat the #### out of that guy like they should have?
Click to expand...
What happens if someone had done that on the street? Pretty much the same thing. There's not a policeman on every single streetcorner.
Click to expand...
So people just let that guy talk to them like that? I thought New Yorkers were tough?That #### wouldn't have flown in the south. Try that in Florida. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
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Most of us are smarter than that. What's the upside?

"Honey, I beat up this crazy guy on the train and got sued because he cursed at me!!"

I'm no gamblegenius, but it doesn't feel like +EV to me.

Someone mentioned there were kids on the train. If my kids had been on the train with me, all bets would have been off. I would have destroyed him for doing that in front of my kids. But dummy's verbal assault, which most of us just laughed at? I guess NYers have thicker skin than you guys.
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[x] South

 
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Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
Gene Sackman said:
Otis said:
When he tossed out the armwrestle for a hundred bucks challenge, I had to struggle so hard not to jump up and ask if that was open to everyone.
Click to expand...
lol you'd get killed.
Click to expand...
The guy was REALLY skinny. Pretty sure I was twice his size in three dimensions, would have been a quick hundo imo.
Click to expand...
Ive seen the cut of your jib, youre soft these days. That guy was small but had heart, you havent had that kind of spunk since Circut City..
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:lmao: Even soft Oats is hulking. The vegan dude has to be anemic. Probably hasn't tasted the flesh in years.

 
Otis said:
Premier said:
Otis said:
Premier said:
Are there any police on these trains? What happens if somebody had just beat the #### out of that guy like they should have?
Click to expand...
What happens if someone had done that on the street? Pretty much the same thing. There's not a policeman on every single streetcorner.
Click to expand...
So people just let that guy talk to them like that? I thought New Yorkers were tough?

That #### wouldn't have flown in the south. Try that in Florida. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Click to expand...
Most of us are smarter than that. What's the upside?

"Honey, I beat up this crazy guy on the train and got sued because he cursed at me!!"

I'm no gamblegenius, but it doesn't feel like +EV to me.

Someone mentioned there were kids on the train. If my kids had been on the train with me, all bets would have been off. I would have destroyed him for doing that in front of my kids. But dummy's verbal assault, which most of us just laughed at? I guess NYers have thicker skin than you guys.
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So you would of (tried to) beat a skinny vegan in front of your kids.. FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!!!

 
Steve Tasker said:
What did Clint say/do to get this guy going?
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The guy got on the train and yelled at some woman for talking loudly on her phone. (Turns out later she was just talking to her grandmother sitting next to her). He was a real jerk about it.

From there on in, he was just talking loudly and being obnoxious (having weird, inappropriate, borderline racist conversations with the guy next to him, etc., though a funny part in that conversation with the guy next to him was when guy next to him, a youngish asian guy, told him he met his wife through "gaming"; that just blew perp's mind, and the convo was pretty funny thereafter)). Clint finally said what we were all feeling, in essence, "god, you're way more annoying than the woman on the phone, you should ####." The perp blew up, video began.

 
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