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Vernon Davis expects to 'go deep' every game (1 Viewer)

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"You'll see me go deep every game. Mike Martz has always stressed that nobody can run with me. You see it in the game. Like the guy (Lions safety Dwight Smith) holding me. They can't run with me. That's why he has me going deep like that."
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Vernon should probably have at least one above average season before he starts running his yap.

This guy once talked smack after catching a pass in the waning minutes of a game, where his team was down by three TD's.

:thumbdown:

 
Vernon Davis is one of those TE sucker picks. Every year is gonna be his breakout year and every year ends up looking like last year. I shy away from guys like Davis, LJ Smith and Watson. They are fool's gold.

 
Beating somoene deep is only part of the equation. Catching the football is another part. The last and final part is running in the correct direction after you make the catch.

I don't know how Davis does at that last part of the equation since he has never been able to execute part 2.

 
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.

 
"You'll see me go deep every game. Mike Martz has always stressed that nobody can run with me. You see it in the game. Like the guy (Lions safety Dwight Smith) holding me. They can't run with me. That's why he has me going deep like that."
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There's always that possibility. Or maybe he's clearing out for the underneath routes and you're nothing but an over-hyped, stone-handed, freakishly athletic decoy.
 
Mookie Blaylock said:
"You'll see me go deep every game. Mike Martz has always stressed that nobody can run with me. You see it in the game. Like the guy (Lions safety Dwight Smith) holding me. They can't run with me. That's why he has me going deep like that."
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There's always that possibility. Or maybe he's clearing out for the underneath routes and you're nothing but an over-hyped, stone-handed, freakishly athletic decoy.
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I always though that Davis would be a better pass rushing DE that a TE. A Dwight Freeny type.
 
Da Guru said:
Mookie Blaylock said:
"You'll see me go deep every game. Mike Martz has always stressed that nobody can run with me. You see it in the game. Like the guy (Lions safety Dwight Smith) holding me. They can't run with me. That's why he has me going deep like that."
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There's always that possibility. Or maybe he's clearing out for the underneath routes and you're nothing but an over-hyped, stone-handed, freakishly athletic decoy.
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I always though that Davis would be a better pass rushing DE that a TE. A Dwight Freeny type.
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That makes a lot of sense, actually. I wonder if he has any semblance of a defensive mentality. If he's the workout, stare at the mirror cause I love myself guy, he wouldn't last a game on D. Whatever. It's never going to happen and if he doesn't start catching balls he'll be gone anyways.
 
Tubalcane said:
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.
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eh... nice try :rolleyes: Vernon Davis spends too much time lifting weights, thinking you just need to be strong to be good in the NFL. He's completely worthless as a TE in fantasy football. He's going deep alright, deep in the back of everyone's minds and onto the WW...
 
Delusions Of Adequacy said:
Crusaderfan said:
Vernon Davis is one of those TE sucker picks. Every year is gonna be his breakout year and every year ends up looking like last year. I shy away from guys like Davis, LJ Smith and Watson. They are fool's gold.
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:goodposting: Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.
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I think I've read this clever little quip enough times to last me the rest of the football season.How about we mix it up a bit....

Maybe.... looks like Superman, plays like Batgirl... or how about.... he's built like Clubber Lang, plays like Jessica Lange.

 
If Vernon could catch the ball he'd be a top 3 fantasy TE.

He's had quite a few long balls he's whiffed on and a few end zone looks he muffed.

Unfortunately catching the ball is important for a receiver.

I haven't looked at his gloves, maybe he could just add some more stick-em and take care of the problem.

 
Rushmore said:
This thread is turning into a petition. Are there any Davis jokes that haven't been used yet?
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Vernon Davis walks into a bar and says, "Drinks for everyone, and barkeep, pour one for yourself too." Everyone thanks him and, a few minutes later, Davis buys another round for everyone including the bartender. He orders a third round and the barkeep says, "Sure, but please pay for the first two rounds before I pour the third." Vernon says, "Money? I don't have any money." The bartender kicks the crap out of him and throws him into the street. A few minutes later he comes back in and says, "Barkeep, drinks for everyone. But not for you. you get nasty when you're drunk."
 
Tong Po said:
Delusions Of Adequacy said:
Crusaderfan said:
Vernon Davis is one of those TE sucker picks. Every year is gonna be his breakout year and every year ends up looking like last year. I shy away from guys like Davis, LJ Smith and Watson. They are fool's gold.
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:goodposting: Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.
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I think I've read this clever little quip enough times to last me the rest of the football season.How about we mix it up a bit....

Maybe.... looks like Superman, plays like Batgirl... or how about.... he's built like Clubber Lang, plays like Jessica Lange.
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:confused:
 
Tubalcane said:
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.
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Congratulations, you've just set a new low for the Shark Pool.
 
Warriors Forever said:
Tubalcane said:
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.
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eh... nice try :confused: Vernon Davis spends too much time lifting weights, thinking you just need to be strong to be good in the NFL. He's completely worthless as a TE in fantasy football. He's going deep alright, deep in the back of everyone's minds and onto the WW...
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Haha, :lmao: . I was wondering why nobody had commented on that post. I was reading it, and just thinking..."weeeirdoooo".
 
kupcho1 said:
Tubalcane said:
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.
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Congratulations, you've just set a new low for the Shark Pool.
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:confused:
 
Tubalcane said:
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.
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That is easily the worst comparison to Vernon Davis possible. Why not compare him to that roto-router I keep using to clean clogs in my toilet that never works....but one day I believe it will??
 
Bonezerelli said:
Tubalcane said:
Vernon Davis is like one of those wife beating husbands. He smacks you around with 1 or 0 point game, and then he gets in the papers saying he's going to be getting a lot more passes cause nobody can run with him. Just like the wife beater says to the wife: "come on back baby...I've changed...I'll do better". And we wonder why so many women continue to stay with abusive spouses.
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That is easily the worst comparison to Vernon Davis possible.

Why not compare him to that roto-router I keep using to clean clogs in my toilet that never works....but one day I believe it will??
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Nah, he could've compared him to a convicted Child Molester up for parole promising never to....ah never mind....
 
Delusions Of Adequacy said:
Crusaderfan said:
Vernon Davis is one of those TE sucker picks. Every year is gonna be his breakout year and every year ends up looking like last year. I shy away from guys like Davis, LJ Smith and Watson. They are fool's gold.
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:lmao: Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.
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:rolleyes: Jane doesn't take DEs one on one.Dude should be reclassified as an OT. He's had 9 targets total this year.
 
moderated said:
If Vernon could catch the ball he'd be a top 3 fantasy TE.

He's had quite a few long balls he's whiffed on and a few end zone looks he muffed.

Unfortunately catching the ball is important for a receiver.

I haven't looked at his gloves, maybe he could just add some more stick-em and take care of the problem.
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Link?I don't think you watch the games, do you?

 
Delusions Of Adequacy said:
Rushmore said:
This thread is turning into a petition. Are there any Davis jokes that haven't been used yet?
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Vernon Davis walks into a bar and says, "Drinks for everyone, and barkeep, pour one for yourself too." Everyone thanks him and, a few minutes later, Davis buys another round for everyone including the bartender. He orders a third round and the barkeep says, "Sure, but please pay for the first two rounds before I pour the third." Vernon says, "Money? I don't have any money." The bartender kicks the crap out of him and throws him into the street. A few minutes later he comes back in and says, "Barkeep, drinks for everyone. But not for you. you get nasty when you're drunk."
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:rolleyes:
 
Andy Dufresne said:
Troy Williamson beat everyone deep too.Too bad he tried to catch the ball like it was a javelin.
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I like that comparison too. Unless my league starts to award points for Pass Interference penalties drawn he's got almost no value. And yeah, he's on my team. :lmao:
 
Tong Po said:
Delusions Of Adequacy said:
Crusaderfan said:
Vernon Davis is one of those TE sucker picks. Every year is gonna be his breakout year and every year ends up looking like last year. I shy away from guys like Davis, LJ Smith and Watson. They are fool's gold.
Click to expand...
:goodposting: Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.
Click to expand...
I think I've read this clever little quip enough times to last me the rest of the football season.How about we mix it up a bit....

Maybe.... looks like Superman, plays like Batgirl... or how about.... he's built like Clubber Lang, plays like Jessica Lange.
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Looks like Milli Vanilli, catches like Clay Aiken.
 
PumpusX said:
Tong Po said:
Delusions Of Adequacy said:
Crusaderfan said:
Vernon Davis is one of those TE sucker picks. Every year is gonna be his breakout year and every year ends up looking like last year. I shy away from guys like Davis, LJ Smith and Watson. They are fool's gold.
Click to expand...
:goodposting: Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane.
Click to expand...
I think I've read this clever little quip enough times to last me the rest of the football season.How about we mix it up a bit....

Maybe.... looks like Superman, plays like Batgirl... or how about.... he's built like Clubber Lang, plays like Jessica Lange.
Click to expand...
Looks like Milli Vanilli, catches like Clay Aiken.
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Nice.
 
Well, I watched the games as we get the SF games whenver possible where I live and I have seen him drop at least 2 passes in the endzone and quite a few out of it. I WAS an owner till I dropped him for Fasano.

 
I'm TIRED of hearing all of the whining and crying about Davis thus far. He's a TE and unless you have a top TE the rest of them are a crap shoot.

He's on the WW and I'm picking up and playing this week as a bye week replacement. If he doesn't do anything then fine.

But I'm not going to cry and blow snot bubbles on here!

MAN UP AND QUIT YOUR FREAKING WHINING!! :lmao: :lmao:

 
dwashington said:
protoslacker said:
I guess I'm the only guy here that thinks he's gonna catch fire this week and end up a top 7 TE for the year.
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Is this your first year owning him?
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Nah. I'm a Niner fan from way back so I've been suffering too, but this is the perfect time w/ Martz and O'Sullivan. I had him the year before last when he got injured. It was pretty hard to tell if anybody was any good with Alex Smith and the fustercluck anemic offense they had. I will be astonished if Delanie Walker outperforms Davis. Also- I got a good vibe on WR Josh Morgan.
 
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Then sit back, get some popcorn and prepare to be amazed! (Walker outscoring VD this year. The Troy Williamson comparison seems spot on to me.)

 
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