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Voltron QB - build the best to ever play (1 Viewer)

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A friend and I were just texting this discussion - he has like 10 mid QB in a SF league, and I made a joke that it’s too bad he can’t Voltron them together to make 1 decent starter.

So it got me to thinking: who’s your Voltron QB made up of?

I’ll go 1st
Brain 🧠 - Peyton Manning
Arm 💪🏼 - Jameis Winston
Legs 🦵🏽 - Michael Vick
Moxie 💥 - Baker Mayfield
Competitiveness 😤 - Phillip Rivers

Go!
 
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Smartest - Peyton Manning
- This is football smarts, not book smarts. Otherwise, I have to select Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Fastest legs - Michael Vick
- No other QB has run a faster 40 at the NFL Combine (4.33).

Fastest arm - Dan Marino
He ran like he was in wet cement, but there's a reason he led the NFL in sack percentage 10 times.
 
He ran like he was in wet cement, but there's a reason he led the NFL in sack percentage 10 times.
As JT Snow’s father Jack once said, “he plays 1st base because he runs like he’s got a load in his pants.”

I almost picked Steve Young for his rushing - big, strong, hard to bring down, and no one belly flops into the end zone more comically.
 
Most fun to watch play - Randall Cunningham
Easiest to root for - Drew Brees
Toughest / most willing to play hurt - Matt Stafford
Most gratuitously praised by the broadcast team - Patrick Mahomes
Best QB to have if I'm playing Tom Brady in the Super Bowl (but basically meh otherwise) - Eli Manning
I love your categories
 
“This boy has never tasted a fast food burger, or fries!”

Every time he felt like a Big Mac he just smoked a bowl instead.
Weird because that usually leads to more Big Macs.

I-

Well, eventually he swapped to the rock. Probably less munchies involved there.
 
“This boy has never tasted a fast food burger, or fries!”

Every time he felt like a Big Mac he just smoked a bowl instead.
Weird because that usually leads to more Big Macs.

I-

Well, eventually he swapped to the rock. Probably less munchies involved there.
Yes, the rock just leads to more rock. Just ask Dwayne Johnson. :oldunsure:
 
If Jayden Daniel’s is as clutch and efficient this year as he was last year, we may have to start including him in the brains/head category. He really was incredibly impressive last year. We just need to see it more.
 
Football IQ- Peyton Manning
Competitiveness and Clutch factor- Tom Brady

Everything else- Anthony Richardson
 
How old(young) are you people?

Grit- Y.A. Tittle
Legs- Fran Tarkenton
Arm- Sammy Baugh
Smarts- John Unitas
Bro, the vertical game wasn’t even invented yet for half these dudes. Mildly surprised the nursing home let you access the computer long enough to post this list, gramps.
 
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A friend and I were just texting this discussion - he has like 10 mid QB in a SF league, and I made a joke that it’s too bad he can’t Voltron them together to make 1 decent starter.

So it got me to thinking: who’s your Voltron QB made up of?

I’ll go 1st
Brain 🧠 - Peyton Manning
Arm 💪🏼 - Jameis Winston
Legs 🦵🏽 - Michael Vick
Moxie 💥 - Baker Mayfield
Competitiveness 😤 - Phillip Rivers

Go!
Not sure on the QB. His "fight-or-flight" is just "flight".
 
How old(young) are you people?

Grit- Y.A. Tittle
Legs- Fran Tarkenton
Arm- Sammy Baugh
Smarts- John Unitas
Bro, the vertical game wasn’t even invented yet for half these dudes. Mildly surprised the nursing home let you access the computer long enough to post this list, gramps.
You'd be more than mildly surprised if you knew what the nursing home let's me do
 
How old(young) are you people?

Grit- Y.A. Tittle
Legs- Fran Tarkenton
Arm- Sammy Baugh
Smarts- John Unitas
Bro, the vertical game wasn’t even invented yet for half these dudes. Mildly surprised the nursing home let you access the computer long enough to post this list, gramps.
You'd be more than mildly surprised if you knew what the nursing home let's me do
If it involves geriatrics and nudity I’m better off not knowing. :oldunsure:
 
How old(young) are you people?

Grit- Y.A. Tittle
Legs- Fran Tarkenton
Arm- Sammy Baugh
Smarts- John Unitas
Bro, the vertical game wasn’t even invented yet for half these dudes. Mildly surprised the nursing home let you access the computer long enough to post this list, gramps.
You'd be more than mildly surprised if you knew what the nursing home let's me do
If it involves geriatrics and nudity I’m better off not knowing. :oldunsure:
Oh it goes way beyond that
 
Alcohol Tolerance: Bobby Layne
Head Shaped Best to Fit in a Football Helmet: Jim Plunkett
Avoiding Getting Cement Feet Stepped On By the Center By Lining up Offsides Every Play: Bernie Kosar
Snap Count Head Bob: Warren Moon
Perv 'Stache: Jeff Hostetler
 
helicoptering - John Elway
smoking cigs at halftime - Len Dawson
sending unsolicited pics - Brett Favre
fumbling - Dave Krieg
 

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