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Walked out on my dentist today (1 Viewer)

Finding a new dentist isn't an issue but when the gorilla poop was delivered they stick a note in it that say Do you want to know who sent you this, if so turn over the card. After you reach in the poop and flip the card over it says We will never tell and has the URL to poopsenders.

I'm worried about canceling his follow up and having the poop finger pointed at me. Worst yet, the dentist now knows where to go to send poop and he has my address.

I would be worried for weeks that my wife would call about a strange delivery at my house and this ####er would have flipped the poop tables on me. I could see this guy even waiting a few months before sending after my guard is down because everyone knows gorilla poop is a dish best served cold.

 
That dentist will probably be stingy with the pain control medications on your next visit.

ETA: On a routine cleaning, he may do like my old dentist did and rip whole pieces of gum from between your teeth with that hook thingie then declare, "Aha! Your gums are bleeding... you need to floss better.!"

 
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'Furious Styles said:
Finding a new dentist isn't an issue but when the gorilla poop was delivered they stick a note in it that say Do you want to know who sent you this, if so turn over the card. After you reach in the poop and flip the card over it says We will never tell and has the URL to poopsenders.

I'm worried about canceling his follow up and having the poop finger pointed at me. Worst yet, the dentist now knows where to go to send poop and he has my address.

I would be worried for weeks that my wife would call about a strange delivery at my house and this ####er would have flipped the poop tables on me. I could see this guy even waiting a few months before sending after my guard is down because everyone knows gorilla poop is a dish best served cold.
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:lmao:
 
'Furious Styles said:
Finding a new dentist isn't an issue but when the gorilla poop was delivered they stick a note in it that say Do you want to know who sent you this, if so turn over the card. After you reach in the poop and flip the card over it says We will never tell and has the URL to poopsenders.

I'm worried about canceling his follow up and having the poop finger pointed at me. Worst yet, the dentist now knows where to go to send poop and he has my address.

I would be worried for weeks that my wife would call about a strange delivery at my house and this ####er would have flipped the poop tables on me. I could see this guy even waiting a few months before sending after my guard is down because everyone knows gorilla poop is a dish best served cold.
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My boy. You've got an instant classic here.
 
I am very disappointed in how the OP is weinieing out here. That dentist disrespected you and you took appropriate action. Own it. Tell him you did it. f him, he treated you like a ##### and you retaliated. Do not go cowering back and pay him $185 dollars to review the xrays and then another $540 to do the work. Tell him to send the charts to your new dentist.

 
'The Commish said:
'Furious Styles said:
Finding a new dentist isn't an issue but when the gorilla poop was delivered they stick a note in it that say Do you want to know who sent you this, if so turn over the card. After you reach in the poop and flip the card over it says We will never tell and has the URL to poopsenders.

I'm worried about canceling his follow up and having the poop finger pointed at me. Worst yet, the dentist now knows where to go to send poop and he has my address.

I would be worried for weeks that my wife would call about a strange delivery at my house and this ####er would have flipped the poop tables on me. I could see this guy even waiting a few months before sending after my guard is down because everyone knows gorilla poop is a dish best served cold.
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:lmao:
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I agree, this is flipping hilarious :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
i also checked poopsenders, and am considering a poop delivery to a couple people who have wronged me.

 
'cosjobs said:
I am very disappointed in how the OP is weinieing out here. That dentist disrespected you and you took appropriate action. Own it. Tell him you did it. f him, he treated you like a ##### and you retaliated. Do not go cowering back and pay him $185 dollars to review the xrays and then another $540 to do the work. Tell him to send the charts to your new dentist.
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I have dental insurance so I'm not paying out of pocket. Telling him I did it would be dumb, I don't care if he suspects me but I want there to be doubt in his mind. My hope is that he racks his brain wondering who sent it to him, if he knew it was me for sure that would stink.
 
'Furious Styles said:
'cosjobs said:
I am very disappointed in how the OP is weinieing out here. That dentist disrespected you and you took appropriate action. Own it. Tell him you did it. f him, he treated you like a ##### and you retaliated. Do not go cowering back and pay him $185 dollars to review the xrays and then another $540 to do the work. Tell him to send the charts to your new dentist.
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I have dental insurance so I'm not paying out of pocket. Telling him I did it would be dumb, I don't care if he suspects me but I want there to be doubt in his mind. My hope is that he racks his brain wondering who sent it to him, if he knew it was me for sure that would stink.
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if you receive said poop are you going to assume it was me... i mean him
 
'Dentist said:
'Furious Styles said:
'cosjobs said:
I am very disappointed in how the OP is weinieing out here. That dentist disrespected you and you took appropriate action. Own it. Tell him you did it. f him, he treated you like a ##### and you retaliated. Do not go cowering back and pay him $185 dollars to review the xrays and then another $540 to do the work. Tell him to send the charts to your new dentist.
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I have dental insurance so I'm not paying out of pocket. Telling him I did it would be dumb, I don't care if he suspects me but I want there to be doubt in his mind. My hope is that he racks his brain wondering who sent it to him, if he knew it was me for sure that would stink.
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if you receive said poop are you going to assume it was me... i mean him
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Something you need to get off your chest?
 
'Organized Chaos said:
'The Commish said:
'Furious Styles said:
Finding a new dentist isn't an issue but when the gorilla poop was delivered they stick a note in it that say Do you want to know who sent you this, if so turn over the card. After you reach in the poop and flip the card over it says We will never tell and has the URL to poopsenders.

I'm worried about canceling his follow up and having the poop finger pointed at me. Worst yet, the dentist now knows where to go to send poop and he has my address.

I would be worried for weeks that my wife would call about a strange delivery at my house and this ####er would have flipped the poop tables on me. I could see this guy even waiting a few months before sending after my guard is down because everyone knows gorilla poop is a dish best served cold.
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:lmao:
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I agree, this is flipping hilarious :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I wish it was still easy to register aliai, because Poop Finger would be a great one. Sig: I'm pointing at you
 
'Flying V said:
'Dentist said:
'Furious Styles said:
'cosjobs said:
I am very disappointed in how the OP is weinieing out here. That dentist disrespected you and you took appropriate action. Own it. Tell him you did it. f him, he treated you like a ##### and you retaliated. Do not go cowering back and pay him $185 dollars to review the xrays and then another $540 to do the work. Tell him to send the charts to your new dentist.
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I have dental insurance so I'm not paying out of pocket. Telling him I did it would be dumb, I don't care if he suspects me but I want there to be doubt in his mind. My hope is that he racks his brain wondering who sent it to him, if he knew it was me for sure that would stink.
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if you receive said poop are you going to assume it was me... i mean him
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Something you need to get off your chest?
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
'TexanFan02 said:
'Snickers said:
'Furious Styles said:
'nysportsfan said:
I'm at work, but how much did it cost to send gorilla poop?
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$16.95 a quart plus shipping
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Seems like a bargain
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The website is kind of vague on whether it's actually gorilla poop, or a man made simulation. THESE THINGS MATTER.
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Is it real poop?Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up ####, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of #### they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim.sounds like a resounding no
 
When you go see the doctor again, be sure to take an opportunity to drop something from your pocket onto the floor, and exclaim "Oh Poo!", or find some other way to make a scatological exclamation.

Just get him wondering whether you're taunting him, or it's a coincidence.

 
'adonis said:
When you go see the doctor again, be sure to take an opportunity to drop something from your pocket onto the floor, and exclaim "Oh Poo!", or find some other way to make a scatological exclamation.Just get him wondering whether you're taunting him, or it's a coincidence.
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+1
 
'Thorn said:
'Flying V said:
'Dentist said:
'Furious Styles said:
'cosjobs said:
I am very disappointed in how the OP is weinieing out here. That dentist disrespected you and you took appropriate action. Own it. Tell him you did it. f him, he treated you like a ##### and you retaliated. Do not go cowering back and pay him $185 dollars to review the xrays and then another $540 to do the work. Tell him to send the charts to your new dentist.
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I have dental insurance so I'm not paying out of pocket. Telling him I did it would be dumb, I don't care if he suspects me but I want there to be doubt in his mind. My hope is that he racks his brain wondering who sent it to him, if he knew it was me for sure that would stink.
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if you receive said poop are you going to assume it was me... i mean him
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Something you need to get off your chest?
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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'Snickers said:
Just sent some of this off to a coworker, can't wait to see if he brings it up at work
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Hate to bring this hilarious thread to a halt, but you didn't google this first and figure out it is a scam? Seems to be good chance you get no poop, not enough poop, or in some cases the wrong kind of poop. Imagine ordering gorilla poop and and getting rabbit pellets.
 
'matuski said:
'Snickers said:
Just sent some of this off to a coworker, can't wait to see if he brings it up at work
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Hate to bring this hilarious thread to a halt, but you didn't google this first and figure out it is a scam? Seems to be good chance you get no poop, not enough poop, or in some cases the wrong kind of poop. Imagine ordering gorilla poop and and getting rabbit pellets.
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How can it be a scam? It is on the Internet and everything on the Internet is true.
 
'matuski said:
'Snickers said:
Just sent some of this off to a coworker, can't wait to see if he brings it up at work
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Hate to bring this hilarious thread to a halt, but you didn't google this first and figure out it is a scam? Seems to be good chance you get no poop, not enough poop, or in some cases the wrong kind of poop. Imagine ordering gorilla poop and and getting rabbit pellets.
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Maybe the OP can give us an update on the story and if he is sure they have sent poop to someone before, because it seems as though he might have used them other times based on his confidence on the subject.
 
I have used them successfully before. About a year ago. I know the "recipient" got the package, but I can't vouch for the quality (or quantity) of the contents since I never saw it. Rumors of his anger (and curiosity) were rampant, so it did the trick, I guess.

ETA: Sortof a funny tangent. At about the same time that I sent the poop, the guy was also contacted by an ex-girlfriend and informed that he had a 16 year old daughter. :shock:

 
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'Keerock said:
I have used them successfully before. About a year ago. I know the "recipient" got the package, but I can't vouch for the quality (or quantity) of the contents since I never saw it. Rumors of his anger (and curiosity) were rampant, so it did the trick, I guess.

ETA: Sortof a funny tangent. At about the same time that I sent the poop, the guy was also contacted by an ex-girlfriend and informed that he had a 16 year old daughter. :shock:
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was that one real or another web service?
 
'Kool-Aid Larry said:
'Keerock said:
I have used them successfully before. About a year ago. I know the "recipient" got the package, but I can't vouch for the quality (or quantity) of the contents since I never saw it. Rumors of his anger (and curiosity) were rampant, so it did the trick, I guess.

ETA: Sortof a funny tangent. At about the same time that I sent the poop, the guy was also contacted by an ex-girlfriend and informed that he had a 16 year old daughter. :shock:
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was that one real or another web service?
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That one was real.
 
Both of my primary physician and my dentist are extremely punctual. I never have to wait more than 2-3 minutes for my appointments.

In fact, the ones who are good usually are. Time to find a better dentist.

 
When I was 27 I had 4 impacted wisdom teeth that needed to come out. My dentist recommended an oral surgeon and gave me my x-rays to bring to the guy. I show up for the initial exam and the waiting room looks like a Mad Men set. Orange couches that were easily 20 years old, sagging and almost completely worn through. The place reeked of stale cigarette smoke and the receptionist and nurses looked haggard and beaten down by life. I felt like I had walked through some kind of portal to another place and time, or perhaps the waiting room in hell.

I get shown to the exam room and the dude walks in...at least 70, kind of an Al Davis vibe, stinking of cigarettes. He examines my x-rays carefully. The teeth are badly impacted and he's just staring at the film. "Hmmmm....well I guess we could...no...hmm...open up for a second..."

He sticks a long gnarly finger in my mouth and peers inside. And I swear to God he said "Mmm, we'll have to be careful not to hurt this virgin mouth..."

I looked at the nurse and she looked apologetic. I remember feeling very afraid.

Walking back to reception I had to gather myself because I was almost in shock, but it occurred to me I didn't have to come back here for the procedure. I asked for my x-rays back and the lady gave me a knowing look and just nodded.

####### bizarre experience to say the least.

 
McGarnicle said:
When I was 27 I had 4 impacted wisdom teeth that needed to come out. My dentist recommended an oral surgeon and gave me my x-rays to bring to the guy. I show up for the initial exam and the waiting room looks like a Mad Men set. Orange couches that were easily 20 years old, sagging and almost completely worn through. The place reeked of stale cigarette smoke and the receptionist and nurses looked haggard and beaten down by life. I felt like I had walked through some kind of portal to another place and time, or perhaps the waiting room in hell.

I get shown to the exam room and the dude walks in...at least 70, kind of an Al Davis vibe, stinking of cigarettes. He examines my x-rays carefully. The teeth are badly impacted and he's just staring at the film. "Hmmmm....well I guess we could...no...hmm...open up for a second..."

He sticks a long gnarly finger in my mouth and peers inside. And I swear to God he said "Mmm, we'll have to be careful not to hurt this virgin mouth..."

I looked at the nurse and she looked apologetic. I remember feeling very afraid.

Walking back to reception I had to gather myself because I was almost in shock, but it occurred to me I didn't have to come back here for the procedure. I asked for my x-rays back and the lady gave me a knowing look and just nodded.

####### bizarre experience to say the least.
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FYI, my dad was not a dentist!
 
Kenny Powers said:
Mario Kart said:
Bunch of anti-dentites in here. Wait till Tim invades this thread. He will set you all straight.
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Timscoochie or Tim Whatley?
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Either because they're both Jewish and if you need a little straightening, they should be good with a knife to help you out.
 
Just so we're clear: poopsenders.com is for real, right? If they're still in business, this will be one awesome thread bump.

 
So I went to poopsenders.com this morning to take care of some last minute holiday shopping and they now have a Poop Combo Pack available. It contains cow dung, elephant crap and gorilla poop. Not available in a quart though, have to order a gallon.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
So I went to poopsenders.com this morning to take care of some last minute holiday shopping and they now have a Poop Combo Pack available. It contains cow dung, elephant crap and gorilla poop. Not available in a quart though, have to order a gallon.
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As long as they don't specifically describe it as their "three wise men holiday special" I think it just barely stays on the right side of tactful.

 
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