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Good job burying the lead, you lucky *******.So for the next week my wife and 3 kids are out of town for spring break. They left yesterday morning.
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Good job burying the lead, you lucky *******.So for the next week my wife and 3 kids are out of town for spring break. They left yesterday morning.
I don’t mean to be flippant about this, but if Satan has time to be controlling a dueling piano bar playlist, could you occasionally ask if He would turn His attention to killing a few of the idiots who drive slow in the passing lane? You know, once he gets the playlist all set up.Last week my wife and I went to one of those dueling piano things.
You could make requests by filling out a slip. If you included a tip it moved your song up the line.
Somebody requested "Don't Stop Believing". Then somebody requested "Rollin in the Deep". And finally somebody paid $20 to hear "Drops of Jupiter".
Pretty sure that was the work of Satan.
This doesn't even make sense. Why would Satan kill people doing his will on Earth?I don’t mean to be flippant about this, but if Satan has time to be controlling a dueling piano bar playlist, could you occasionally ask if He would turn His attention to killing a few of the idiots who drive slow in the passing lane? You know, once he gets the playlist all set up.
This doesn't even make sense. Why would Satan kill people doing his will on Earth?
Satan gets a bad rap. The guy is just doing his job punishing evildoers. People who drive slow in the passing lane are more evil than Hitler and all of those Hitler babies that other countries are trying to product combined.This doesn't even make sense. Why would Satan kill people doing his will on Earth?
I will grant you that Lucifer the Lightbringer probably doesn't want people to forget to use their turn signals.Satan gets a bad rap. The guy is just doing his job punishing evildoers. People who drive slow in the passing lane are more evil than Hitler and all of those Hitler babies that other countries are trying to product combined.
You dont sayWell, I think it depends on what one's view is about the existence of God. If someone assumes God doesn't exist, then there's certainly nothing interesting about the former. If someone assumes God does exist, then I think God's level of interaction with us is pretty interesting.
What our priest called "God moments"ChiefD said:So, I was raised Catholic. Went to Catholic school with the nuns in habits - whole bit. I then went to public high school, and between that and college plenty of questions came up that I still haven't been able to answer or figure out about the existence (or non-existence of God). I've always leaned to the non-existence side.
So for the next week my wife and 3 kids are out of town for spring break. They left yesterday morning.
I'm out on my run last night, and three things happened, one after another:
1. Saw a penny on the ground. My younger son is a money hound. He always finds change on the ground, so when that happens he always stops and picks it up. So consequently, I always stop and pick it up when I see it. So I stop, grab the penny, smile a bit thinking about him, and keep moving.
2. I have my headphones in listening to Spotify, and I have it on shuffle playing a running playlist I have that is about 70 songs long. Literally seconds after the penny thing, my daughter's favorite song starts playing. I smile again, thinking: "well, I guess she wants to say hi too." and keep running. At this point thoughts are creeping into my head like: "if something happens now that reminds me of my 3rd child...."
3. The VERY NEXT SONG that plays is a song my oldest son told me to put on my playlist, so one of his favorites. I literally throw my head back and laugh out loud. So apparently all three kids wanted to say hi last night.
But then I got to thinking - my whole life I've searched for some proof of the existence of God. By nature I am a cynic on things such as this, but my mind is open enough to at least consider the possibilities. I also know this could be just one hell of a coincidence. But, could this be the sign I've been looking for?
At any rate it's a pretty neat story. Serious and shtick replies welcome.![]()
Exactly. They just got a promotionHenry Ford said:This doesn't even make sense. Why would Satan kill people doing his will on Earth?
I always wanted to program the music in Hells waiting room. I know some truly awful tunes.Exactly. They just got a promotion
Hah. There is no music. Just videoscreens playing endless episodes of Caillou at full volume.I always wanted to program the music in Hells waiting room. I know some truly awful tunes.
I think you need to bone up on your theologies GB. Satan doesn't punish evildoers, God does. Satan promotes that ####, revels in it and promotes those who get creative with it. Collectively the world got together in 1914 and said lets see what we can do, then Hitler wanted to be #1 all by himself, Stalin said hold my beer, Mao laughed at them both and now we have Al-Qaeda resurrecting the competition with ISIS taking on the role of young upstart taking a shot at the title. All the while the US quietly, efficiently [dori]just keeps killing...just keeps killing...just keeps killing, killing, killing[/dori]. I feel like God isTheIronSheik said:Satan gets a bad rap. The guy is just doing his job punishing evildoers. People who drive slow in the passing lane are more evil than Hitler and all of those Hitler babies that other countries are trying to product combined.
and Satan is
right now.Also watch out for your cornhole.beer 30 said:Glitch in the Matrix joffer, keep an eye out for the black helicopters bud. Godspeed!
Maybe work is too busyHenry Ford said:Yeah, my actual point is that a deity that shuffles your playlist but won't save dying children with AIDS is not a being worth worshiping as a God.
Officer Pete Malloy said:Last week my wife and I went to one of those dueling piano things.
You could make requests by filling out a slip. If you included a tip it moved your song up the line.
Somebody requested "Don't Stop Believing". Then somebody requested "Rollin in the Deep". And finally somebody paid $20 to hear "Drops of Jupiter".
Pretty sure that was the work of Satan.
I’m more inclined to believe there’s a god and he doesn’t care about playlists or babies dying of AIDS, malaria or anything else.Henry Ford said:I don’t mean to be flippant about this, but if He has time to be controlling your shuffle on your playlist, could you occasionally ask if He would turn His attention to saving a few of the toddlers dying of AIDS and malaria? You know, once he gets the playlist all shuffled.
Sure, that’s conceivable. Again, I don’t think that’s really something to worship, but that’s a possibility.I’m more inclined to believe there’s a god and he doesn’t care about playlists or babies dying of AIDS, malaria or anything else.
Somehow we needed a bat signal.Man of Constant Sorrow said:I just accidentally hit a link here...useless are my fingers.
And it landed on a post by @otb_lifer.
God, I wish you were here, otb.
brilliantSomehow we needed a bat signal.
I'm pouring out a Brooklyn water 40 for all the ponies.
I went straight to otb
Officer Pete Malloy said:Last week my wife and I went to one of those dueling piano things.
I smell a draft.I always wanted to program the music in Hells waiting room. I know some truly awful tunes.
If you haven't watched all seasons of Preacher, season 2 shows a version of hell I don't really want to experience. They would definitely have lounge musicI always wanted to program the music in Hells waiting room. I know some truly awful tunes.
Greatest rap album of all time? Or greatestest? Man, I read that one was hated when it first came out, but it can hang better than any other BBoys albums imo.Somehow we needed a bat signal.
I'm pouring out a Brooklyn water 40 for all the ponies.
I went straight to otb
I love it. It was indeed hated. I remember being fourteen or so and just not getting it. Everybody wanted Licensed to Ill, Part II. They weren't ready for the 180 degrees the Beasties pulled on them.Greatest rap album of all time? Or greatestest? Man, I read that one was hated when it first came out, but it can hang better than any other BBoys albums imo.
you're out of your mind, licensed to ill was a kiddie album, a novelty at best. I mean we listened to it in college while we were getting drunk, but it wasn't serious music.I love it. It was indeed hated. I remember being fourteen or so and just not getting it. Everybody wanted Licensed to Ill, Part II. They weren't ready for the 180 degrees the Beasties pulled on them.
Yeah, Licensed to Ill was a kiddie album. Like I said, I was fourteen when Paul's Boutique came out. Most people -- and most reviewers -- were confused by Paul's.you're out of your mind, licensed to ill was a kiddie album, a novelty at best. I mean we listened to it in college while we were getting drunk, but it wasn't serious music.
Pauls Boutique was them going to a higher level and anyone that likes music, understands music, realized that. the production value alone on that album was something we hadn't seen before.
then they blew everyones ####### mind with Check Your Head
ChiefD said:But then I got to thinking - my whole life I've searched for some proof of the existence of God. By nature I am a cynic on things such as this, but my mind is open enough to at least consider the possibilities. I also know this could be just one hell of a coincidence. But, could this be the sign I've been looking for?
Coincidence is when God works a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.ChiefD said:So, I was raised Catholic. Went to Catholic school with the nuns in habits - whole bit. I then went to public high school, and between that and college plenty of questions came up that I still haven't been able to answer or figure out about the existence (or non-existence of God). I've always leaned to the non-existence side.
So for the next week my wife and 3 kids are out of town for spring break. They left yesterday morning.
I'm out on my run last night, and three things happened, one after another:
1. Saw a penny on the ground. My younger son is a money hound. He always finds change on the ground, so when that happens he always stops and picks it up. So consequently, I always stop and pick it up when I see it. So I stop, grab the penny, smile a bit thinking about him, and keep moving.
2. I have my headphones in listening to Spotify, and I have it on shuffle playing a running playlist I have that is about 70 songs long. Literally seconds after the penny thing, my daughter's favorite song starts playing. I smile again, thinking: "well, I guess she wants to say hi too." and keep running. At this point thoughts are creeping into my head like: "if something happens now that reminds me of my 3rd child...."
3. The VERY NEXT SONG that plays is a song my oldest son told me to put on my playlist, so one of his favorites. I literally throw my head back and laugh out loud. So apparently all three kids wanted to say hi last night.
But then I got to thinking - my whole life I've searched for some proof of the existence of God. By nature I am a cynic on things such as this, but my mind is open enough to at least consider the possibilities. I also know this could be just one hell of a coincidence. But, could this be the sign I've been looking for?
At any rate it's a pretty neat story. Serious and shtick replies welcome.![]()
Can you direct me to an instance where God was not anonymous?Coincidence is when God works a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.![]()
Put me down as a "yes".
the yoga pants threadCan you direct me to an instance where God was not anonymous?
And that’s how you know you are in rand mcnallySuppose you are at a restaurant eating a plate of shrimp and the table next to you is a shrimp eating a plate of people. The table next to that is a plate eating a shrimp served on a person.
nice referenceAnd that’s how you know you are in rand mcnally
Sure here's a couple:Can you direct me to an instance where God was not anonymous?
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIEEquHqRHU
70,000 people were gathered to watch, based on the say-so of 3 shepherd children.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIEEquHqRHU
1:32 - "Everybody saw it...Catholics, Atheists, Protestants, Communists...everybody saw it"![]()
Interesting story to listen to - well done video.70,000 people were gathered to watch, based on the say-so of 3 shepherd children.
Sounds like you're really, really dependent on your family. Look at what just happened. They all left, now you're seeing them everywhere you look and are so afraid you're starting to believe in god. This can be a really, really good thing for you, though. I would get as much work in on myself as I could while they're gone. Use your love for them as motivation to become a better person. This sounds like a very limited, unique time in your life that you have "you" all to yourself without any distractions. What if something happens one day and you actually lose one, two, three, four of them? You need to practice the scenario, dude. Practice being good at being alone while they're gone. No matter how much it hurts, act like it doesn't. Use it to make yourself stronger. I'd go full beast mode on meditation, exercise and nutrition - maybe even fast for a day or two - to get the most out of this experience as possible. What I wouldn't do is sit at home and watch Disney movies wondering when my owners are coming home to feed me.ChiefD said:Was This God, Or Not?
Please dont be crazy in this threadFor those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.
That's rather judgmental don't you think?Please dont be crazy in this thread