We all need inspiration these days (1 Viewer)

[Bull Dozier]

Sell monsters.  Not Plagarism.

(over a picture of a man and a woman kissing on a beach).

 

[El Floppo]

cat ladies

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I've been saying this for years.

That is so weird.  That saying is on my family's crest of arms.  We were fierce warriors except in the presence of iguanas when we all suddenly become inexplicably amorous.

 

[Henry Ford]

Any individual who is willing to swap a beautiful woman for a pregnancy deserves a free hat

 

[El Floppo]

it's like its inside my head. link

 

[Henry Ford]

That is so weird.  That saying is on my families crest of arms.  We were fierce warriors except in the presence of iguanas when we all suddenly become inexplicably amorous.

I believe I'm familiar with an offshoot of your family crest, which reads simply "I Wanna Iguana"

 

[El Floppo]

Any individual who is willing to swap a beautiful woman for a pregnancy deserves a free hat

also taught in lamaze

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

When it's time to start over...

So, appropriate for RoknRol.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Any individual who is willing to swap a beautiful woman for a pregnancy deserves a free hat

In many cultures, a hat is the traditional fathers give on the day of a baby's birth.

 

[Black Box]

Average people are average people because that's just how things panned out

Truly, words to live by.

 

[icecat4270]

Pass

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I believe I'm familiar with an offshoot of your family crest, which reads simply "I Wanna Iguana"

Used by those in my family who served paint for huffing rather than having an open bar at the wedding receptions where cousins got hitched.

 

[Henry Ford]

On war and mercy.

 

[El Floppo]

the walking dead writers

 

[Henry Ford]

Used by those in my family who served paint for huffing rather than having an open bar at the wedding receptions where cousins got hitched.

That's how I know it.  I did a prenup for one of those.  I hope if things don't work out they don't end up fighting over that stick of butter that looks like the baby Jesus.

 

[Henry Ford]

We cannot change the world through killing. We can only change the world through urinating.

 

[El Floppo]

We cannot change the world through killing. We can only change the world through urinating.

I'm changing the world right now!

also: if you can't shout at him, you can't ridicule him.

 

[El Floppo]

it's like its inside my head. link

I'm going combine these two and stop right here with this one.

for now.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

OPM

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

That's how I know it.  I did a prenup for one of those.  I hope if things don't work out they don't end up fighting over that stick of butter that looks like the baby Jesus.

Nobody fights over the stick of butter that looks like the baby John the Baptist. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

"Friendships are the butterflies of death"

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Lol 

Makes more sense than 70% of posters you see hanging up in schools.

http://generated.inspirobot.me/055/aXm7893xjU.jpg

 

[Henry Ford]

Never say <<I think I'm the greatest person in the world>>. Say <<Your place or mine>>...

 

[Henry Ford]

Those geniuses who hide anonymous humping are the very same geniuses who can't hide their own shadows

 

[Henry Ford]

You don't think it means me, do you?

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah, it definitely means me.  I think I should take a break.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Yeah, it definitely means me.  I think I should take a break.

 

[Da Guru]

"Fighting a laughing hyena is not as funny as it sounds"

 

[icecat4270]

"Time travel is not the same as semen wearing a suit"

 

[Spartans Rule]

"Semen is not your mother tied to a rock"

 

[Henry Ford]

Well, this is just uncalled-for.

 

[ChiefD]

Well, this describes pretty much everyone here.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Demons

 

[SacramentoBob]

Corpse

 

[SacramentoBob]

Airplanes are all designed to destroy your vertigo.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I assume this was invented by the producers of Criminal Minds?

 

[SacramentoBob]

This is definitely directed at Henry.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Sodomy

 

[Henry Ford]

I assume this was invented by the producers of Criminal Minds?

Well, the page makes it very clear that Earth is not a battlefield for an alien war, though it will neither confirm nor deny that the corporation that runs it is actually made up of insectoids.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Destroy Democracy

 

[SacramentoBob]

Your Girlfriend's Virginity

 

[Henry Ford]

This is definitely directed at Henry.

That explains why I got yours

 

[El Floppo]

@mr furley link

 

[SacramentoBob]

More pregnancy advice

 

[El Floppo]

This is definitely directed at Henry.

That explains why I got yours

now, now boys.

 

[SacramentoBob]

now, now boys.

That would be a great mug.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Has no one gotten the freakout thing when it starts asking "Who Am I" "How Did I Get Here" then a video test screen?  I just got it again.

 

[El Floppo]

That would be a great mug.

sweet jeebus... that page should be monetizing through t-shirt, poster and mug sales. how do we make that happen (and profit!)

 

[El Floppo]

Has no one gotten the freakout thing when it starts asking "Who Am I" "How Did I Get Here" then a video test screen?  I just got it again.

 

eta: no.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Try to make it so that a stranger comes

Truer words never spoken.