En route to the game, LenDale's nose will direct him to a local IHOP, where LenDale will declare for all to hear, "Mmmm...Pancakes. LenDale likes pancakes."
LenDale will then proceed to eat so many pancakes that he will miss the team bus to the stadium.
When asked later by Coach Fisher where he was, LenDale will saunter over to Jeff and, while still drooling, mutter, "LenDale has angry belly fat that needed more pancakes....and syrup."
Chris Brown will be inserted in the Titans opening drive, but in a bit of numismatic misfortune, he will trip over the flippy coin that the official carelessly left on the field, rupturing his achilles tendon and all of the ligaments in his left leg. Back in Nashville, the Doctors will decide that amputation is the only course, and they will quite mistakenly hack Chris' right leg off with a Civil War leg saw.
Someone on this board will then declare that LenDale has "learned his lesson" and that he has gotten his weight under control and that he looks "much quicker now." Then someone will ask if Chris Brown is worth taking off the wire because he is "so good when he's healthy"and the doctors said the left leg is miraculously healing. These posters will include something about "the right running system" and Ron Dayne, and how the Titans should try to make a deal for Dayne because he and LenDale have "similar running styles."
Vince Young will pass for one hundred yards and run for three hundred yards. The Titans will lose 22-17.
That's sort of my prediction for how I see Week 1 going.