Week 4 venting thread (1 Viewer)

[massraider]

My team has Palmer, Tomlinson, LJ, Willie Parker (It's a keeper league, not a 4 team league), Holt, Santonio, Berrian, and Witten, and I am freaking 1-3.

Played the high-scoring team again this week. Second year running I get everyone's best game.

 

[PumpusX]

Tell this to the shirt. <Points to his sweaty balls on a plate, garnished with kale>

 

[broncofan13000]

One team in my league lost by .04 points last week (curtis on the bench) and .2 points this week (started A.Smith)

I think he needs a :hug:

 

[Texican]

I am freaking 1-3.Played the high-scoring team again this week. Second year running I get everyone's best game.

Same here. Last year I had the most points in the league and did not even make the playoffs. This year I am 1-3 with the second highest point total.

 

[TD5150]

I was up big going into Monday night. The only way I could lose is if R. Moss scored two TDs and had over 100 yards.

The last garbage time TD for Moss did me in!!!!!!!!!!

Why would the Pats be throwing with less than 3 min left when they are up 14?

Wouldn't you think they would just run the damn ball to end the game? Throwing makes NO SENSE!!!!

I hate everything to do with the Patriots!!!!!!!!

I want to smash something!!!!!!

 

[TD5150]

benched UMENYIORA for Hali.

Funny stuff, I benched Umenyiora for Hali as well.In my league Osi got 40 pts. (which is a great day for a QB) and Hali got ZERO!!

 

[1-2-many]

[AA meeting] Hi, I am 1-2-many and my team sucks [AA meeting]

Thank you Palmer, SA, Gore, Evans, Chambers, Curry ,Plaxiglass

 

[TheLastDispatch]

Eagles lost, lost both my leagues, gone in survivor league.

Tough week.

Oh yeah, and screw Ronnie Brown and TO. In both leagues.

 

[Nemesis]

My team has Palmer, Tomlinson, LJ, Willie Parker (It's a keeper league, not a 4 team league), Holt, Santonio, Berrian, and Witten, and I am freaking 1-3.Played the high-scoring team again this week. Second year running I get everyone's best game.

I've got you beat. I have (in a keeper league):Brady, Edge, SJ, S.Morris, Boldin, TJHoush, Vinatieri...............and I'm 0-4.Have played the wkly high scorer in wks 1-3......played the 2nd highest score this wk and lost by 2 pts.Wk 1: Played vs RomoWk 2: Played vs Palmer's 6 td gameWk 3: Played vs Favre's 3 td game + Westbrook's monster gameWk 4: Played vs ManningAnd I have the most points scored in the league.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Late TD from Brady to Moss has me lose two games by 1 point each. Vs. Brady in one league, vs. Moss in the other

 

[PumpusX]

Late TD from Brady to Moss has me lose two games by 1 point each. Vs. Brady in one league, vs. Moss in the other

We have a winner!

 

[GroveDiesel]

I thought this keeper league team would be dominant:

Jon Kitna

Jay Cutler

Larry Johnson

Brian Westbrook

Ahman Green

Tatum Bell

Lee Evans

Larry Fitzgerald

Mark Clayton

Bernard Berrian

Jacoby Jones

Gostkowski

Oakland

I'm 0-4 and also one of the lowest scoring teams in the league. This past week I finally had the 3rd highest score and lost against the highest scoring team.

 

[sholditch]

I can not ####### BELEIVE I lost because Sammy ####### Morris got the start and dominated. This is getting ####### ridiculous. This team is now 1-3:

QB: Favre, Brees (hasn't played for me yet)

RB: SA, Portis, Jordan, B. Jacobs (ditto)

WR: Harrison, Walker(ditto), Evans, Holmes

TE: Heap, Daniels

DST: DAL, TB

D-Flex: Ruud, Bulluck

WTF is going on? I just lost to the high-scoring team in the league for the third straight week, and for the third straight week had I been playing any other team in the league I would have won. WHO THE #### DID I PISS OFF!?!?!?!?!

 

[chadjohnsonfan]

In my Dynasty IDP league, here's how my D scored:

DL Hali-0

DL Mathis-2.5

LB Crowder-7

LB Hawk-19.5

DB Jones-5

DB Brown-5

For a total of 39 pts. That is the lowest defensive total on the year by 20 points. There is a guy in our league that has no clue what he is doing and regularly starts guys that are backups and even he hasn't had a point total this bad in 4 weeks. I hit a perfect storm of sucktitude.

And then coming into Monday night I had a slight lead and Carson & CJ going only to lose to Brady & Sammy "*$%^&$#%^$#" Morris!!!!!

I'm now 1-3 in this league and there are only two sharks in the league (the other guy is 4-0, he put up the 2nd lowest pt total this week and played a guy who put up the lowest total of the year)

 

[DoubleG]

Dear Patrick Crayton,

In the future it would be most appreciated if you would send out a memo that you actually intend to show up and play a ####### football game once in a while. TIA.

Sincerely,

The ####### Who Started Darrel Jackson in your place.

Dear Brian Leonard,

Starting RBs are allowed to catch passes, just like backups. For week 5, get reaquainted with Mr. Pine. YWIA.

Sincerely,

The ####### Who Started Darrel Jackson over Patrick Crayton

And Leonard over Ward.

Dear Dallas Cowboys,

When leading by so much, would it kill you to pull up and settle for field goal a few times????

Sincerely,

Nick "Five Points" Folk owner.

Who is now 1-3.

 

[duaneok66]

Dear Patrick Crayton,In the future it would be most appreciated if you would send out a memo that you actually intend to show up and play a ####### football game once in a while. TIA.Sincerely,The ####### Who Started Darrel Jackson in your place.Dear Brian Leonard,Starting RBs are allowed to catch passes, just like backups. For week 5, get reaquainted with Mr. Pine. YWIA.Sincerely,The ####### Who Started Darrel Jackson over Patrick CraytonAnd Leonard over Ward.Dear Dallas Cowboys,When leading by so much, would it kill you to pull up and settle for field goal a few times????Sincerely,Nick "Five Points" Folk owner.Who is now 1-3.

funny!

 

[Sweat Hog]

I am freaking 1-3.Played the high-scoring team again this week. Second year running I get everyone's best game.

Same here. Last year I had the most points in the league and did not even make the playoffs. This year I am 1-3 with the second highest point total.

Exactly the reason I gave up on head to head leagues and only play total points. Too much luck involved in HTH.

 

[duaneok66]

I am freaking 1-3.Played the high-scoring team again this week. Second year running I get everyone's best game.

Same here. Last year I had the most points in the league and did not even make the playoffs. This year I am 1-3 with the second highest point total.

Exactly the reason I gave up on head to head leagues and only play total points. Too much luck involved in HTH.

I thought of that, BUT a total points league(I presume) takes out the drama of the weekly matchups . . .I wouldve been in bed very early last night, BUT I was up 10 and the opponent had Kenny Watson left . . . no way was I going to bed until that game was done . . .

 

[awesomeness]

I am freaking 1-3.Played the high-scoring team again this week. Second year running I get everyone's best game.

Same here. Last year I had the most points in the league and did not even make the playoffs. This year I am 1-3 with the second highest point total.

Exactly the reason I gave up on head to head leagues and only play total points. Too much luck involved in HTH.

I thought of that, BUT HTH (I presume) takes out the drama of the weekly matchups . . .I wouldve been in bed very early last night, BUT I was up 10 and the opponent had Kenny Watson left . . . no way was I going to bed until that game was done . . .

The luck is exactly why HTH is the best system, because its more realisitic to an actual NFL game. The team with the most talent doesnt win the superbowl every year. I can't imagine how boring it must be to play in anything else besides a HTH league.

 

[mad sweeney]

3-1, lost the first game by .36 points, LT's 25 yards didn't cut it.

I have the 2nd most points in the league.

I am in last place in my 4 team division because I lost a division game. Only top team per 3 divisions and 1 wc go to playoffs.

3-1 and out of the playoffs already!