Exhibit B:
Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a Christian is? If you ##### us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the
rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what
is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his
sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you
teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past,
But most of 'em were nudniks, and none of 'em would last,
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick--
I tell ya, he's to dies for, he really knows his shtick!
So how's 'bout you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too.
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue,
He's there all day, he's there all day!
Just say "Vey iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear,
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer!
Just grab your yarmulke and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
Seriously? #####?