we've settled hot dogs, let's talk cereal (1 Viewer)

[mr. furley]

is cereal a soup?

you warm up the milk, you put oats in it. that's basically oat soup.

 

[MikeIke]

WTF? No.  Period.  It's settled. 

 

[mr. furley]

WTF? No.  Period.  It's settled. 

you might want to think about this 

 

[Limp Ditka]

How in the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight while pondering this?

 

[MikeIke]

Cereal isn't just oats,  as you posited in the OP.  If I fill a bowl with Cocoa Puffs and add milk,  it's not a soup. It's cold cereal in milk. 

 

[Galileo]

"Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm (but may be cool or cold), that is made by combining ingredients such as meat and vegetables with stock, juice, water, or another liquid. Hot soups are additionally characterized by boiling solid ingredients in liquids in a pot until the flavors are extracted, forming a broth. "

No

 

[mr. furley]

"Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm (but may be cool or cold), that is made by combining ingredients such as meat and vegetables with stock, juice, water, or another liquid. Hot soups are additionally characterized by boiling solid ingredients in liquids in a pot until the flavors are extracted, forming a broth. "

No

you're living in the past, man

we're post-meat here in 2016

 

[mr. furley]

How in the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight while pondering this?

i suggest a mug of warm soup. sometimes i sprinkle sugar on mine.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

ya brain broke, furley

 

[MikeIke]

you're living in the past, man

we're post-meat here in 2016

I will never be post-meat,  and anyone who disagrees isn't a real American! Why do you support those chickpea-eating terrorists? 

 

[mr. furley]

I will never be post-meat,  and anyone who disagrees isn't a real American! Why do you support those chickpea-eating terrorists? 

I will never be post-meat,  and anyone who disagrees isn't a real American! Why do you support those chickpea-eating terrorists? 

solidarity with our fasting brethren in this time of great need

l'chaim

 

[El Floppo]

Are we calling hot oatmeal cereal now?

 

[mr. furley]

Are we calling hot oatmeal cereal now?

there is no cereal

only soup

 

[MikeIke]

Hot dogs are not sandwiches,  and oatmeal is not cereal.  There,  I said it. 

 

[Osaurus]

They're just croutons.  

 

[Brony]

Only Alpha Bits 

 

[mr. furley]

They're just croutons.  

which is why i asked. sometimes i toss Cheerios on my salad. gives that nice crunch all the same.

or melt a little cheese, make a nice warm milk broth, some onion.... French onion soup.

 

[mr. furley]

Hot dogs are not sandwiches,  and oatmeal is not cereal.  There,  I said it. 

@Homer J Simpson

 

[Christo]

Hot dogs are not sandwiches,  and oatmeal is not cereal.  There,  I said it. 

How can one be so smart and so stupid at the same time?

 

[joffer]

there is no cereal Dana

only soup Zule

 

[MikeIke]

How can one be so smart and so stupid at the same time?

I've wondered the same thing many times over my years in the FFA. 

 

[comfortably numb]

No cereal for you!!

Just doesn't seem to work

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Corn Flakes Chowder

Minestronios

Sugar Pops Bisque

Cream of Count Chocula

 

[MikeIke]

@Homer J Simpson

Dammit,  how do I quote two posts on one on mobile? 

Anyway,  I just had to give a at calling in @Homer J Simpson for support.  There's probably a back story here that I don't get,  but it made me lol 

 

[mr. furley]

 I just had to give a at calling in @Homer J Simpson for support.  There's probably a back story here that I don't get,  but it made me lol 

none that i'm aware of but we can pretend if that's what you're into

 

[Cybergeek]

sometimes i toss Cheerios on my salad. gives that nice crunch all the same.

What does your preferred method for tossing salads have to do with soup or cereal?

 

[mr. furley]

i'm looking around this room and seeing a whole lot of disappointment

 

[mr. furley]

What does your preferred method for tossing salads have to do with soup or cereal?

you wouldn't believe the #### i've seen, bro

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Corn Flakes Chowder

Minestronios

Sugar Pops Bisque

Cream of Count Chocula

i'm looking around this room and seeing a whole lot of disappointment

 

[Galileo]

Corn Flakes Chowder

Minestronios

Sugar Pops Bisque

Cream of Count Chocula

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bisque is far superior

 

[Parrothead]

BooBerry Bisque

 

[mr. furley]

BooBerry Bisque

you just changed @shuke's life 

 

[MikeIke]

none that i'm aware of but we can pretend if that's what you're into

Cool,  I'm gonna figure out a whole Homer/Furley/Tanner fanfic psychosexual drama that will have the 40+MILF crew eating out of my hands.  I'll be rich! 

 

[urbanhack]

Furley's comeback to the FFA is now complete.

 

[mr. furley]

Furley's comeback to the FFA is now complete.

i see you voted yes

 

[MikeIke]

i'm looking around this room and seeing a whole lot of disappointment

But enough about your love life,  let's get back on topic. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

we have reached the don of ultimate stupidity

 

[Christo]

we have reached the don of ultimate stupidity

That's saying a lot around here.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Chicken and Wild Rice Chex

 

[wikkidpissah]

Mulligatony the Tiger says "They're grrrreat!"

 

[jhib]

which is why i asked. sometimes i toss Cheerios on my salad. gives that nice crunch all the same.

Waitress:  Would you like the soup or salad?

Furley:  Both!  And in one bowl!!

 

[Cybergeek]

Furley's comeback to the FFA is now complete.

It takes courage to ask the tough questions.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Beef with Vegetables and Puffed Barley

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Chicken Alpha-bits soup

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Teenage Mutnat Ninja cereal Turtle Soup

 

[Limp Ditka]

Minestrone Of Painful Attempts at Humero's 

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Hold the Limp Ditka Beans Chili

 

[Parrothead]

i'll have the milk soup with puffed rice

 

[MindCrime]

When Campbell's starts selling Lucky Charms in a can, I'll call it soup. Oh, and it must have the toy at the bottom of the can. And a cool game on the back of the can for me to read while I eat.

Until then, there is no debate.

 

[Mister CIA]

Oatmeal is a water sandwich.