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What a Ted Cruz victory would mean (1 Viewer)

After Cruz loses today, he will be announcing his Cabinet nominees.  

After he loses in Nebraska, West Virginia and Oregon, he will let us know about his Supreme Court nomination short list.  

Then when he loses in Washington, he'll roll out his legislative agenda for his first 100 days.  

After he loses in California and New Jersey, he's going to start announcing names of the Board of Trustees of the Rafael "Ted" Cruz Presidential Library.  

Then on to the memoirs.  

But don't worry, with Fiorina by his side he has just the assistance he needs to lay off all of his campaign staff.    

 
McGarnicle said:
Just watching this idiot on Meet the Press. God he's abhorrent. Todd asked him 9 times if he'd support Trump if he wins the nomination and 9 times Cruz evaded the question. Weaselly, despicable, creepy piece of ####.
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I want to shower every time I see him on television. Disgusting. And amazing that these hillbillies can support this guy. 

Trump is despicable yet I still love watching him bash Lyin Ted. 

 
I loved when the Trump supporter with three teeth got in his face. One of the greatest TV moments ever. "Yer Canadian!!!" [cheers from the crowd] :lmao:

 
McGarnicle said:
I'd cut off my own #### & balls before I'd vote for Trump, but Cruz is a special brand of turd. Throw in Hillary and there's never been a more punchable group of candidates for president ever.
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Well the good news is Trump won't discriminate against the new ball less Mcgarnicle and he will let you use whatever bathroom you want.  

 
From the CNN "CRUZ DROPS OUT" front-page headline story:

He was also ridiculed for referring to a basketball hoop as a "ring" and for seemingly failing to notice when Fiorina fell off a stage in front of him.

:lmao: :cry: :lmao:   

It was a run!  Fiorina really came in strong to help close things out. 

 
Binky The Doormat said:
So what was the reason for whole Carly thing over the last week or so anyway?  
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Cruz figured out last week that Trump doesn't pole well with wimmens.  So Cruz thought he'd try a Hail Mary, but the pigskin was actually made of Carly's face, and they lost Indiana a state they were WAY AHEAD IN just a couple of weeks ago. 

I don't blame Cruz, he ran a good campaign if you think about it (everyone hates him, he's creepy, and he's dangerous).  But why would Carly commit to being his VP candidate knowing the end was near?  That's akin to taking a Carnival Cruise just for the chance to get E. coli.   

 
Has there ever been a presidential candidate who then became a vice presidential candidate in the same election but never got to the general in that election like Fiorina? Got to be a first, right?

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Cruz figured out last week that Trump doesn't pole well with wimmens.  So Cruz thought he'd try a Hail Mary, but the pigskin was actually made of Carly's face, and they lost Indiana a state they were WAY AHEAD IN just a couple of weeks ago. 

I don't blame Cruz, he ran a good campaign if you think about it (everyone hates him, he's creepy, and he's dangerous).  But why would Carly commit to being his VP candidate knowing the end was near?  That's akin to taking a Carnival Cruise just for the chance to get E. coli.   




 
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:lmao:

Thanks - makes sense all but the last part about what the hell that POS workforce layin' off ##### got out of it.  She likely doesn't need money.  

Maybe he had pictures of her eating babies.   

 
Tough to do but that guy made Cruz likeable. For a minute.

This is the type of person pushing Trump to the top. We're doomed.

 
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