What do you "Suck" at in life? (2 Viewers)

[Zegras11]

Like you're the bottom 1% at this... 

I suck at cooking so bad I gave up over a decade ago trying.  Wife was sick last night.  I had trouble figuring out how to pre-heat the oven and I set the timer for 16 hours instead of 16 minutes on a frozen pizza. Luckily it only went 21 minutes and only slightly burnt, not charred.

 

[TLEF316]

Having my picture taken.  I don't think I'm a bad looking guy but I basically  look awful in 92% of pictures. I always end up making a goofy face or get shot from a bad angle. And I can't fake smile without looking like a murderer.

 

[BowieMercs]

Almost everything but fixing bugs in software & repairing appliances/cars etc.

 

[Shaft41]

Ice skating.  I look like a newborn foal.  

 

[ShamrockPride]

Swimming. I'm pretty much a dead man if you put me anywhere near water.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Repairing anything mechanical

i usually buy another one 

 

[otb_lifer]

Swimming. I'm pretty much a dead man if you put me anywhere near water.

Black Irish?

 

[culdeus]

Ice skating.  I look like a newborn foal.  

This 

 

[ShamrockPride]

Black Irish?

             

 

[Phase of the Game]

Folding clothes, wrapping presents and repairing anything.

 

[RokNRole]

Having my picture taken.  I don't think I'm a bad looking guy but I basically  look awful in 92% of pictures. I always end up making a goofy face or get shot from a bad angle. And I can't fake smile without looking like a murderer.

I have the same problem. Makes internet dating very difficult.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Normalcy...

...finding...being...understanding. ..

...all just as foreign to me.

Makes life an adventure tho.

 

[otb_lifer]

break-ups - i've torched every ####### bridge like Sherman marching to Atlanta 

 

[rascal]

Ice Skating.

Wraping Presents.

Buying clothes for my wife.  After the third failure she told me stop and give her something else

 

[Da Guru]

Phony ### kissing..just can`t do it even when it has cost me money.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Having my picture taken.  I don't think I'm a bad looking guy but I basically  look awful in 92% of pictures. I always end up making a goofy face or get shot from a bad angle. And I can't fake smile without looking like a murderer.

Think about this the next time you have your picture taken. Chuckle softly to yourself. Creates the best natural smile. Report back!

 

[Jayrok]

Getting chainsaws to work.  

 

[BowieMercs]

Getting chainsaws to work.  

 

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Cleanly tearing off a piece of saran wrap or tinfoil.

 

[BowieMercs]

Having my picture taken.  I don't think I'm a bad looking guy but I basically  look awful in 92% of pictures. I always end up making a goofy face or get shot from a bad angle. And I can't fake smile without looking like a murderer.

My wife is quick to point out that I "ruin" a lot of group pictures by either "not smiling" or "forcing a smile".  

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Patience

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

I second the suck at getting my picture taken from above. Idk for some reason I always look odd.

Basketball. I'm athletic and excelled in football, but am just terrible at basketball. No idea why.

 

[Brunell4MVP]

Distance Running.  I'm pretty good at most sports.  I'm fairly quick too.  But ask me to run over 500 yards and it's like pushing a shopping cart through an ocean.

 

[Brony]

Sprinting & Jumping.  Not only am I slow with no vertical but I look like a deformed fairy when I do jump. 

Sports gambling. want to be good at this, but I suck. 

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The living part.

 

[RokNRole]

Wiping up the first time.

Usually have to give it another go a few hours later

 

[fantasycurse42]

modesty

 

[gianmarco]

Folding clothes, wrapping presents and repairing anything.

Hi, this is me. 

 

[Swing 51]

Commitment.

 

[rockaction]

Oh, so many things. Screwing things in? Just ask Baloney Sandwich.  

 

[Cjw_55106]

Drawing. 

 

[berndog]

Getting chainsaws to work.  

buy a Stihl, problem solved

 

[TLEF316]

My wife is quick to point out that I "ruin" a lot of group pictures by either "not smiling" or "forcing a smile".  

I was in a friend's wedding a couple of years ago. For like 6 months beforehand ,the bride was constantly nagging me about the pictures.  It's her wedding, so I told her I'd make an honest effort, but I didn't want to hear one complaint when all the pics came out bad because of me and my creepy fake smile. It turned out to not be a total disaster so I didn't feel too bad.

Nothing makes me madder than when I'm at a family gathering and one of parents or an aunt starts up with the "let's see those teeth" bull####. It's so ####### irritating, especially now since pictures are completely unncessary (since everyone is an adult and I've looked exactly the same at the last 8 thanksgivings)

In case you can't tell, this strikes a pretty major nerve with me.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Drawing. 

This. I suck at a lot of stuff - technical, balance stuff, staying out of trouble w women - but this is the only total suckness that bothers me.

 

[playin4beer]

Making sons..  0-4

 

[Keith R]

Repairing anything mechanical

i usually buy another one 

This

 

[Pipes]

Having my picture taken.  I don't think I'm a bad looking guy but I basically  look awful in 92% of pictures. I always end up making a goofy face or get shot from a bad angle. And I can't fake smile without looking like a murderer.

I'm an average looking guy but have my eyes closed on half the photos taken of me.

 

[Pipes]

I also have a terrible poker face.  People can almost always tell how I'm feeling just by looking at my face.  I can't hide emotion no matter how hard I try.

 

[El Floppo]

Everything

- Mrs Floppo

 

[IC FBGCav]

Falling asleep/waking up early.

 

[trogg78]

Being respectful of Trump supporters.

 

[Phil Elliott]

Considered myself a pretty good athlete and could do almost anything sports related. Softball fast pitch and pole vaulting can not do.

 

[Tom Servo]

Repairing anything mechanical

i usually buy another one 

This and art. Can't draw anything worth crap.

 

[Zegras11]

Drawing. 

this too. My two year old grand daughter is already better than me.

And while I love listening to music, I can't even read a note and I failed recorder in third grade. 

 

[Bull Dozier]

Going to Home Depot and buying everything I need for a project in one trip.

 

[Godsbrother]

I also have a terrible poker face.  People can almost always tell how I'm feeling just by looking at my face.  I can't hide emotion no matter how hard I try.

I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS EITHER!!!!!!!!  

 

[Chapelboy]

Being a good husband.  I think I ace being a dad, but husband is a little challenging for me

 

[cockroach]

personal hi gene

 

[McGarnicle]

Basketball 

Art (drawing, painting, etc.)

Hiding my distaste for people

 

[Dr Oadi]

Posting on fantasy football forums.