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What do you "Suck" at in life? (1 Viewer)

Yard work/housework/pretty much anything mechanical. 

I've been fired from one job in my life. I worked as a landscaper for the first two weeks of the summer one college summer break.  I showed up on time and gave 100% effort.  I was just ####### terrible.  I couldn't trim in a straight line or edge without messing up.  I tried hard but was slow and would miss stuff.  I had no sense of where to start when things needed to be cleaned up.  Final straw was when I accidentally spilled oil all over the mayor's driveway and his trophy wife called and yelled about me. Boss came up to yell at me and I just cut him off and said let's just make this my last day, I know I'm terrible.  He agreed. 

It would have been the same thing if I had been tasked to clean houses or do something else mechanical (repair a car, work in a shop, etc.). 

 
Spinning coins.  Can't do it.  I just end up launching them across the table.  It's pathetic.

Lawn maintenance.  I keep it alive, but that's about it. For the amount of effort & hours, it should be award winning.

 

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