What is Otis's signature role (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

The one that hangs over his belt. 

 

 

[AAABatteries]

This is my favorite. The "I'm working on some new shtick" or "I'm getting ready to unleash some new shtick" announcement shtick.

Me too - I picture Otis with a legal pad and a bunch of scribbled notes and some schematics laying on his desk, his shirt half untucked and a couple of male interns sitting there in fear of him.

Intern #1 - Mr. Otis - we ran the double blind survey on new schtick GAMMA and the results weren't good.

Otis - Don't you ####### sit there and tell me GAMMA is no good - it's ####### GOLD!  What's wrong with it?

Intern #2 - Most responded with "It sounds like something my grandfather would do if he knew how to use a message board 

Otis - GET THE #### OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

 

[Ned]

Me too - I picture Otis with a legal pad and a bunch of scribbled notes and some schematics laying on his desk, his shirt half untucked and a couple of male interns sitting there in fear of him.

Intern #1 - Mr. Otis - we ran the double blind survey on new schtick GAMMA and the results weren't good.

Otis - Don't you ####### sit there and tell me GAMMA is no good - it's ####### GOLD!  What's wrong with it?

Intern #2 - Most responded with "It sounds like something my grandfather would do if he knew how to use a message board 

Otis - GET THE #### OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

Expand this into one of those Hitler videos. 

 

[eoMMan]

Has Otis filed any patents on his schticks?  Would they be called patents, trademarks, copyrights? I have no clue.

 

[Politician Spock]

Has Otis filed any patents on his schticks?  Would they be called patents, trademarks, copyrights? I have no clue.

I don't think he has to worry about that. Who in their right mind would try to copy Otis shtick?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I don't think he has to worry about that. Who in their right mind would try to copy Otis shtick?

#1fanofOtisshtick, that's who. 

 

[Politician Spock]

I don't think he has to worry about that. Who in their right mind would try to copy Otis shtick?

#1fanofOtisshtick, that's who. 

Please see the bolded. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Please see the bolded. 

My bad.  Reading comprehension down this morning.

 

[hagmania]

Otis reacts.

 

[AAABatteries]

HFS 

"I wonder how many calories crying burns."

 

 

[gianmarco]

Otis reacts.

 

[captain_amazing]

Otis reacts.

HFS



POTY candidate right here.

"A NEW ERA OF @Otis APPROACHES!"

"Don't fret, he'll quite that too in a month."

 

[Otis]

Not funny

jk pretty funny 

 

[hagmania]

Not funny

jk pretty funny 

Homage or parody, both done out of *respeck* tbh.

 

[James Daulton]

Can we all agree that the current version of Oats, overworked, overweight, married, tons of young kids is his worst "role"?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Can we all agree that the current version of Oats, overworked, overweight, married, tons of young kids is his worst "role"?

Ehhhh....can't commit to that.  "Letter To My Cranky Neighbor About Her TreeTM" Oats was pretty marginal.

 

[squidrope]

.

 

[gianmarco]

Otis reacts.

Still lol@"don't fret, he'll quit that too in a month"

I wish we knew who were the 3 digiters that stayed in the room.

 

[Politician Spock]

I wish we knew who were the 3 digiters that stayed in the room.

I was going to say Pickles... but then I realized he would have left even though he could have stayed. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Probably a Kaiser roll with porchetta, grilled onion, sautéed mushrooms, hot peppers, sweet peppers, rapini, and provolone cheese

 

[Zegras11]

I think he's won millions tonight and is losing it all back.

 

[popeye]

the limited run of Werewolf Otis was surprisingly good

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Proxy Hulk

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

To be honest, I am nearing my main FFL draft...

...and some Hawk screeches could be very helpful.

 

[skol asylum]

How I picture Otis.

 

[DocHolliday]

His current role of fitness guy is pretty good and is likely going to continue for a long time.   Really tough to beat since he changes the plan for losing weight every week.   

 

[Ned]

Still lol@"don't fret, he'll quit that too in a month"

I wish we knew who were the 3 digiters that stayed in the room.

 I blurted out laughing so loud at that line I woke up my dog - nearly jumped out of his skin. 

 well done @hagmania

 

[fantasycurse42]

Shortest lived Otis has to be Bale, right?

That lasted what, 90 minutes? 

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

well done @hagmania

 

[spOOfy]

Otis reacts.

lolawesome

 

[B-Deep]

votis

 

[belljr]

How many calories does crying burn?

 

[gianmarco]

Otis reacts.

Still

 

[gianmarco]

Place holder for recently divorced and on the prowl. 

 

[skol asylum]

Cinnamon roll?

 

[gianmarco]

How many calories does crying burn?

One of the best lines ever.

 

[RokNRole]

A party of 4