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What time do your kids go to bed? (1 Viewer)

James Daulton said:
8mo, 3,4,6 yo by 8:00pm

8,11,12 yo by 9:30pm

14,16 yo 11:00pm

Doesn't vary too much any given day or season.
Stop sleeping with your's or anyone else's wife.
Clown Car is the wife.
I thought Clown Car was the name of her vageena.
I am THE wife. Clown car is my uterus. Wish you guys would make up your minds. Wives don't have enough sex with you, wives have too much sex. Which is it?

But I'm in full agreement with the guy who said to put the kids to bed. How else do you expect to have the sex?

 
James Daulton said:
8mo, 3,4,6 yo by 8:00pm

8,11,12 yo by 9:30pm

14,16 yo 11:00pm

Doesn't vary too much any given day or season.
Stop sleeping with your's or anyone else's wife.
Clown Car is the wife.
I thought Clown Car was the name of her vageena.
I am THE wife. Clown car is my uterus. Wish you guys would make up your minds. Wives don't have enough sex with you, wives have too much sex. Which is it?

But I'm in full agreement with the guy who said to put the kids to bed. How else do you expect to have the sex?
First, apologies for mistaking you for a dude.

Secondly, you're aware that sex doesn't have to result in kids?

 
Woman I work with puts her kids down at 6:30, ages 5,4,3.
I have a friend that does this, 5 and 4 year old....in bed at 6:30...and they take 3 hour naps during the day.
My neighbor growing up was in bed by 7 when he was like 10 years old...We'd be out playing in the yard in the summer in full daylight, and he'd have to go home to eat dinner and go to bed. So strange. I don't know how a kid sleeps when it's daylight out.

 
4 and 8- start at 8:00, asleep by 8:30. at this point, by 8:00, they're done and put themselves to sleep without any prompting.

but I see people with kids of all ages out and about in our neighborhood (downtown NYC) all night, even during the week.

 
5 yo - 7:30 on school night, 830-900 on weekends

9 and 10 yo - 830 on school night, 1030-1100 on weekends

I have friends we don't hang out with anymore because they don't have a clue how to control their kids. heaven forbid you tell your kid 'no' once in a while. but they can't because they never have, and if they start now the kid will have a monstrous tantrum and we can't have that.

 
8mo, 3,4,6 yo by 8:00pm

8,11,12 yo by 9:30pm

14,16 yo 11:00pm

Doesn't vary too much any given day or season.
Stop sleeping with your's or anyone else's wife.
Clown Car is the wife.
I thought Clown Car was the name of her vageena.
I am THE wife. Clown car is my uterus. Wish you guys would make up your minds. Wives don't have enough sex with you, wives have too much sex. Which is it?

But I'm in full agreement with the guy who said to put the kids to bed. How else do you expect to have the sex?
First, apologies for mistaking you for a dude.

Secondly, you're aware that sex doesn't have to result in kids?
I've heard of that. But have you heard that inhibiting fertility leads to lack of interest in sex in women?

 
Woman I work with puts her kids down at 6:30, ages 5,4,3.
I have a friend that does this, 5 and 4 year old....in bed at 6:30...and they take 3 hour naps during the day.
My neighbor growing up was in bed by 7 when he was like 10 years old...We'd be out playing in the yard in the summer in full daylight, and he'd have to go home to eat dinner and go to bed. So strange. I don't know how a kid sleeps when it's daylight out.
Kids in Alaska are ####ed

 
7 and 11.

Usually about 8ish we go up...by the time they brush and pick out clothes (for school days) and do stories, its between 8:30 and 9.

Weekends may be up a bit longer...or summers or vacations like this past week on fall break.
This. More like 10 on weekends and the summer
 

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