What Women Say & What it Actually Means... (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Need a little help here from wiser men. I've been misreading everything lately...

Can you post some translations here?

 

[LinusMarr]

I am a single, serial dater. I am no help to you....

 

[Keerock]

"Let's get married" = "I'm tired of having sex"

 

[glock]

No = ...

 

[arrow1]

I'm fine= you're in deep s***

 

[mquinnjr]

Don't get me anything extravagant as a gift = Does not at all mean "don't get me anything extravagant as a gift."

 

[tuffnutt]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

 

[McGarnicle]

Wrong hole = Harder! Don't stop!

 

[Spike]

Need a little help here from wiser men. I've been misreading everything lately...

Can you post some translations here?

You provide us with "what she says" and we'll give you "what it actually means".

 

[Insein]

If their response to any conversation is just "ok" then you're ####ed in a bad way.

 

[Angry Beavers]

"i don't care, whatever" = " i care a lot and you better know what I am thinking"

"not tonight" = "not tonight and tomorrow doesn't look too good either"

"We'll see" = "no"

 

[ChiefD]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

See, this is where guys go wrong. The right answer after the "surprise me" bit is:

"No. What kind do you want."

Then you get the ###hole line right away, AND she tells you what creamer to get.

 

[coolnerd]

Need a little help here from wiser men. I've been misreading everything lately...

Can you post some translations here?

The biggest thing is that there is no broad all women translator..you have to figure out the woman (maybe women) you are screwing translator. And if you can translate correctly with that woman anywhere over 1/3 of the time, you have meet your wife.

 

[snellman]

Need a little help here from wiser men. I've been misreading everything lately...

Can you post some translations here?

The biggest thing is that there is no broad all women translator..you have to figure out the woman (maybe women) you are screwing translator. And if you can translate correctly with that woman anywhere over 1/3 of the time, you have meet your wife.

 

[E Street Brat]

No means yes

Yes means anal

 

[Schlzm]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

See, this is where guys go wrong. The right answer after the "surprise me" bit is:"No. What kind do you want."

Then you get the ###hole line right away, AND she tells you what creamer to get.

Better play is to not bring home any creamer and say you are concerned about her health because you want her to live forever with you. Schlzm

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Pretty sure I have an email from 1999 that explains all of this

 

[bostonfred]

What do you want for dinner means I want to have a ridiculous conversation that gets nowhere again

You decide means I want to have a fight for no reason

I decided last time means we are already having that fight

 

[tdoss]

It's always a moving target...what means something one week is something different the next...without any warning or reasoning...so it's best to just think, "who cares".

 

[Sabertooth]

Just preface every single thing a woman says with "Right now I feel like..."

 

[ChainsawU]

She says: "Hit me up sometime so we can kick it and catch up."

Translation: "I am super horny for you right now."

 

[NCCommish]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

Well to be fair you should.

 

[NCCommish]

Remember guys women understand women and they don't like them.

 

[fantasycurse42]

She says: "Hit me up sometime so we can kick it and catch up."

Translation: "I am super horny for you right now."

This one is no longer relevant in my life

 

[Carolina Hustler]

I know we don't have the money for this but we can put it on credit = I haven't even a basic understanding of the word budget, I don't care how much money we have, or how we will survive if we don't save money.. Just go get some more...

 

[fantasycurse42]

Do what makes you happy = you better take the higher paying job #######!

 

[T Bell]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

See, this is where guys go wrong. The right answer after the "surprise me" bit is:"No. What kind do you want."

Then you get the ###hole line right away, AND she tells you what creamer to get.

Better play is to not bring home any creamer and say you are concerned about her health because you want her to live forever with you.Schlzm

I would read "surprise me" as bringing home a hooker and some coke. Then again, I'm divorced, so...

 

[Raider Nation]

"Do you think my sister is prettier than me?"

=

"I know damn well my sister is prettier than me, but if you don't lie to my face right now, I will torment you about it forever."

 

[Kenny Powers]

"Sometime in the future, maybe" = "Dont ever ####ing ask me that question again"

 

[T Bell]

"Do you think my sister is prettier than me?"

=

"I know damn well my sister is prettier than me, but if you don't lie to my face right now, I will torment you about it forever."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the sibling who my husband wants to stick his #### into more and multiply his DNA with?"

 

[Mr. Retukes]

"Let's get married" = "I'm tired of having sex"

"Let's have sex" = "You seem like a good source for child support payments"

 

[Zegras11]

Don't get me anything extravagant as a gift = Does not at all mean "don't get me anything extravagant as a gift."

Don't steal my avatar = #####

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

See, this is where guys go wrong. The right answer after the "surprise me" bit is:

"No. What kind do you want."

Then you get the ###hole line right away, AND she tells you what creamer to get.

Actually the correct answer is pay attention to every stupid detail of her life and write that #### down so you have cheat notes

 

[tdoss]

Want to know how they think...check Pat Benatar's lyrics:

"You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy

The invincible winner and you know that you were born to be

You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around with me"

In one part she's talking about how he's her everything...next part she's telling him to leave her alone and don't mess around with her.

 

[Carolina Hustler]

I have a surprise for you when you get home

Does not = New lingerie and the kids are at their grandmothers for the night.

= The savings is gone and we have another (10th) line of credit, but on the flip side we have new living room furniture, a puppy, and we've hired a girl to clean the house twice a week.

 

[ZenMaster]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

 

[daddo39]

Hope this helps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCeBNher0E

 

[encaitar]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

See, this is where guys go wrong. The right answer after the "surprise me" bit is:"No. What kind do you want."

Then you get the ###hole line right away, AND she tells you what creamer to get.

Better play is to not bring home any creamer and say you are concerned about her health because you want her to live forever with you.Schlzm

You think she's fat?!! YOU #######!!!

:nosexforamonth:

 

[Tom Servo]

This is a trick question. No one has the correct translation. Once you are confident that you know what your wife/gf means when she says something, it's always subject to change without notice.

As soon as they figure out the answers, I change the questions!!!! -- Roddy Piper

 

[AAABatteries]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

 

[Tom Servo]

I have a surprise for you when you get home

Does not = New lingerie and the kids are at their grandmothers for the night.

= The savings is gone and we have another (10th) line of credit, but on the flip side we have new living room furniture, a puppy, and we've hired a girl to clean the house twice a week.

Emanence, is that you?

 

[jhib]

Just remember it's all a test.

I'd tell you more of what I know, but I'm pretty sure I have a passing grade right now and I don't want you guys to screw up the curve.

 

[jhib]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I've found it's more the tone that you need to decipher, and not so much the words.

 

[Kenny Powers]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

 

[El Floppo]

X = Do you love me?

Y = If you really loved me, you would: do this, know that, etc.

Pretty sure that covers it. Although for us married guys, calling us ##### is always parenthetically slipped in there somewhere.

 

[Schlzm]

Here's a story for you...

Wife texts me the other day that she is out of creamer for her coffee and asks if I could pick some up on way home. I say sure and ask what kind. She says surprise me. So when I get home with the creamer I find out that not only did I pick up the wrong kind, but I am an ###hole because after 5 years of marriage I should know what kind she likes.

moral of the story is women are ####### crazy! Hope this helps

See, this is where guys go wrong. The right answer after the "surprise me" bit is:"No. What kind do you want."

Then you get the ###hole line right away, AND she tells you what creamer to get.

Better play is to not bring home any creamer and say you are concerned about her health because you want her to live forever with you.Schlzm

You think she's fat?!! YOU #######!!!

:nosexforamonth:

 

[Brunell4MVP]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

I just told my wife this joke. She said that's real funny. Translation. I'm not getting laid anytime soon.

Reasonable trade off.

 

[jon_mx]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

awesome....lol

 

[mquinnjr]

Don't get me anything extravagant as a gift = Does not at all mean "don't get me anything extravagant as a gift."

Don't steal my avatar = #####

Sorry, didn't know.