What would happen if the Pope declared jihad? (1 Viewer)

[msommer]

I don't think the Pope has the guts to do it.

Let's be clear about something though: we would win.

Nobody beats the Bishop.

Who is "we"? The Catholics? Pfft. I think the Protestants could take the Catholics with one praying hand tied behind their backs.

Muslims don't follow the normal rules of war.

They also don't have the NFL or cheerleaders, which is one of their major problems.

I have both of those in Philly.

Sure, and look how happy muslims in Philly are - but how about Riyadh, Baghdad, Damascus, Tehran, Aden, I think if we got the NFL to expand over there and send some Raiderettes to boot things would improve quickly.

Oh, sure. Give the Muslims the crappy Raiders. <_<

They can have the Bengals..

Or there is a precedent for a team in Baltimore upping the stakes and moving to the sticks overnight...

 

[KCitons]

The Catholics cannot participate if they have: Used birth control, masturbated, had sex outside of marriage, been divorced, missed a day of church, ate meat on Friday during Lent, etc.

How many are we left with?

eight, maybe nine.

So if they don't follow those rules, why would they follow the Pope's jihad?

Exactly. Which is the reason for my original question.

But, there is some guy in East Texas that would be jumping for joy.

 

[msommer]

The Catholics cannot participate if they have: Used birth control, masturbated, had sex outside of marriage, been divorced, missed a day of church, ate meat on Friday during Lent, etc.

How many are we left with?

eight, maybe nine.

So if they don't follow those rules, why would they follow the Pope's jihad?

Exactly. Which is the reason for my original question.

But, there is some guy in East Texas that would be jumping for joy.

Sure, but he's probably not catholic...

 

[KCitons]

The Catholics cannot participate if they have: Used birth control, masturbated, had sex outside of marriage, been divorced, missed a day of church, ate meat on Friday during Lent, etc.

How many are we left with?

eight, maybe nine.

So if they don't follow those rules, why would they follow the Pope's jihad?

Exactly. Which is the reason for my original question.

But, there is some guy in East Texas that would be jumping for joy.

Sure, but he's probably not catholic...

Why would you say that? He's gone to church every Sunday, takes in the local fish fry every Friday during lent.

 

[Uwe Blab]

I hope your hemorrhoids declare jihad on you. What an inane topic.

 

[KCitons]

I hope your hemorrhoids declare jihad on you. What an inane topic.

The only thing on my ###, is you.

I had three topics to choose from. This one, one about a teacher and a student having sex, or one about my favorite tv show/movie.

You're right this one is the most inane.

 

[Uwe Blab]

I hope your hemorrhoids declare jihad on you. What an inane topic.

The only thing on my ###, is you.

I had three topics to choose from. This one, one about a teacher and a student having sex, or one about my favorite tv show/movie.

You're right this one is the most inane.

Stop trying to make Fetch happen. Go away. We all hate you.

 

[KCitons]

I hope your hemorrhoids declare jihad on you. What an inane topic.

The only thing on my ###, is you.

I had three topics to choose from. This one, one about a teacher and a student having sex, or one about my favorite tv show/movie.

You're right this one is the most inane.

Stop trying to make Fetch happen. Go away. We all hate you.

The more you hate, the harder I want to try.

In order to convince you, I will try to post in every thread you post. Maybe I can win you over.

 

[Fennis]

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

 

[pollardsvision]

The Pope might be able to pull of a holy war, but he'd really need a lot of retweets from Rush, Hannity, Palin, Cliven, etc.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I'd like to see the pope wage war on his own church prior to waging war on another religion.

 

[flapgreen]

Not sure how that could even be done but I'd love to see it. Jihad against America!

 

[mr roboto]

Starts a thread, doesn't know the meaning of the words in the thread title. Classic.

 

[timschochet]

Do you know how bad the Italians were the last time they were in a war? They were the only country in World War II that surrendered to France.

 

[KCitons]

Starts a thread, doesn't know the meaning of the words in the thread title. Classic.

I would have put Crusade in the title, but jihad is the buzz word of the times.

FFA threads are all about marketing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

SPLITTER!