What would you do if you won the Powerball? (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

Which FFA'er is this?

https://www.facebook.com/SoaTheHulk/videos/953865974649343/

 

[3C's]

I agree with that guy.

I always said I wouldn't quit my job. Now, that would be the first item on the agenda.

 

[Chemical X]

vomit and panic

 

[3C's]

I agree with that guy.

I always said I wouldn't quit my job. Now, that would be the first item on the agenda.

I'd probably travel some. And if my wife wants to continue down the "I hate flying" path I'll take the guy's answer with me.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Which FFA'er is this?

https://www.facebook.com/SoaTheHulk/videos/953865974649343/

Classic.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Hot chicks. Lots of hot chicks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Two chicks at different times.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Buy a gallon of American Pharoahs jizz. Maybe even a hogshead just because I could

 

[odin33]

Lay low for as long as possible and find a way to collect the winnings without actually showing up and dealing with the media drama. Hire a lawyer, a financial adviser, and an accountant.

Once all the legal/investment stuff is over, definitely quit my job, but on good terms. Live off the interest from the investments.

Take a few months to recharge the batteries and get some medical stuff out of the way. Should be close to when kids get off for summer so we'd hit the road and travel. So many things I want to see and do.

Probably determine a fixed amount to give to all family and set up a college fund for my nephew (of which he nor his parents will know about until he graduates).

 

[Chemical X]

throw my phone away

 

[The Big Guy]

Would look into travel around the world and making sure I set up a trust for the kids. Rest of family--F em.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Buy Footballguys.com and bring back the Test Forum.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Nothing would change.

 

[General Malaise]

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'd move next door to Otis and watch him try and 'keep up with the Joneses'

 

[ChiefD]

Give it away.

Figure you win about $600 million. After taking the cash option and taxes, you end up with $300 million.

I would take $100 million of that for my family. Buy about 100 acres and grow a bunch of food for my family and give the rest away.

The rest would go into a family foundation where I would give it away, and that would be my job and a lot of my friend's jobs. Basically help people one at a time:

Read a story in the paper about a family needing $50,000 for an operation? Pay it.

See someone at the store struggling to pay for groceries? Fill their pantries.

Hear about a family at church struggling to pay their mortgage? Pay it and help get them back on their feet.

This is what I would do.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Buy a gallon of American Pharoahs jizz. Maybe even a hogshead just because I could

Hmm maybe not...I'm not sure how big a horses load is but I'm gonna assume 1 cup

At roughly 1000 cups/hogshead and assuming 200K a pop that's like $200M

 

[Fennis]

I love these 2:30 minutes of The Simpsons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwJ-tzeK_wo

 

[comfortably numb]

I would buy the HONDA corporation...

<_<

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/740337-alrightwhich-fbg-is-this/

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Lay low. Get financial gurus and lawyers in order before making the claim.

Pay off existing debts for my close family. Set up a small trust for my kid and all my nieces and nephews.

Travel extensively and live off the interest.

Oh, and two chicks at the same time while on blow. Definitely that.

 

[TLEF316]

Yeah...no chance I could continue to work a regular job. The idea of waking up to go to work when I have 9 figures in the bank is hilarious.

I wouldn't go straight hookers and blow but my life would be a lot of super high end travelling and cool sports experiences.

And 2 chicks at the same time

 

[top dog]

that has always been exactly what I've told people I would do if I won. The serious answer? I'd quit my job and travel the world with my wife. We both love traveling, only finances prevents us from doing it more.

It's a pretty boring answer, but I'm getting older and hookers and cocaine will just kill me at this point.

 

[General Malaise]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Dude...you only do one thing to one chick at a time. The other chick helps out doing things to the chick you're doing.

 

[dickey moe]

Work even harder for The Man at my 9 to 5 job.

 

[General Malaise]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Dude...you only do one thing to one chick at a time. The other chick helps out doing things to the chick you're doing.

Ew gross....lesbians? What am, I Subaru?

 

[sbonomo]

Nothing would change.

oh come on. What's the point of working hours you don't have too with $200-$300MM in the bank? Even if you stepped back from your company and let some of your key people step up and run it.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

It would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

And then I would have the hookers and blow.

 

[comfortably numb]

I would wake up the next morning.

Take the ticket and place it in a very secure location. Lock box in a bank perhaps.

Keep it locked there for as long as I can up until the ticket expires, with the plan to cash it anonymously just a few days before it expires or time the claim on a HUGE news day. Presidential election or leaked sex tape of Emma Watson?

That time....would be the best time of my life.

I would be on cloud 9 and no one would yet treat me differently.

Winning that money does 1 of 2 things...or both

It will change you or it will change the people around you.

That part scares me.

Not that I feel I would be much different but I know the people around me would change.

Living those few months...continuing to go to work knowing what I know would be euphoric for me.

Secretly make my appointments with attorneys and financial advisers and wait for the moment to tell my family.

Then....my goal would be to cash it and live life as inconspicuously as possible keeping it a secret.

Buy a couple of rental properties...when people start seeing a new car or a new house...I can say I have been doing pretty good in real estate.

Try to figure ways to help my family members and friends anonymously.

The long term goal would be to die with no one ever having known I won. That would be "my job" and so much fun in my opinion.

I'd eventually quit my job and travel picking up some more properties to bolster my cover story. Maybe a little business I could open up that requires little upkeep, do the traveling I would want to do.

That we be my plan....it would all go to crap due to my wife....everyone would know we won when they see a Louis Vitton truck parked outside my house like a hot dog stand.

7 Range Rovers in the driveway and someone following her around posting to facebook....for her.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Dude...you only do one thing to one chick at a time. The other chick helps out doing things to the chick you're doing.

Ew gross....lesbians? What am, I Subaru?

What's wrong with Lesbians? You have a built in common bond, love for women. I get along much better with them than heterosexual women.

My 2nd car is a Subaru...

 

[brun]

Pretty much any Powerball jackpot is enough for me to retire on. If the jackpot is really big (not sure what the exact cutoff would be) I'd have my son and my brother sign the ticket as well. The only stipulation would be that with his share my son would have to set up his mom financially so she could retire.

 

[Limp Ditka]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

For a guy that tosses his seed around, like a rapper making it rain in a strip club, you really do have a magical grasp of logic and reasoning

 

[Ministry of Pain]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Once or twice, hired help, wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

 

[heckmanm]

Lay low for as long as possible and find a way to collect the winnings without actually showing up and dealing with the media drama. Hire a lawyer, a financial adviser, and an accountant.

And hold back enough in cash to have any of them hunted down killed if they rip me off on the part that I entrust to them.

 

[General Malaise]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Dude...you only do one thing to one chick at a time. The other chick helps out doing things to the chick you're doing.

And, what about when they figure out they like each other more than me and tell me to get lost? Then what?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Dude...you only do one thing to one chick at a time. The other chick helps out doing things to the chick you're doing.

And, what about when they figure out they like each other more than me and tell me to get lost? Then what?

Start filming?

 

[Bull Dozier]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Not if you are paying them the same amount. They're just acting like they are enjoying it anyways.

 

[Wingnut]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

To answer your original question, it was great. I took a boner pill and wrecked em both.

To the OP question, I would have taken the lump sum of 185 million after taxes, spend a few million doing fun stuff, and then Id live off the interest of whats left (1% interest on $185M works out to almost $2 million)

 

[lod01]

So if you win this thing by yourself, that's 700 million over 20 years? Or is it 25? Do ya still take the lump sum? I mean who the hell can spend (after taxes) 15+ million a year? I know I can't and I'd have at least 10 smoking hot chicks living with me.

 

[Wingnut]

So if you win this thing by yourself, that's 700 million over 20 years? Or is it 25? Do ya still take the lump sum? I mean who the hell can spend (after taxes) 15+ million a year? I know I can't and I'd have at least 10 smoking hot chicks living with me.

Take the lump sum. If you die in 5 years, you leave too much money on the table. Lumps sum will get you more than enough interest to live on forever, and you can leave a gazillion dollars to family and friends when you croak.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

Dude...you only do one thing to one chick at a time. The other chick helps out doing things to the chick you're doing.

And, what about when they figure out they like each other more than me and tell me to get lost? Then what?

Well if that happens you should respect their choice and leave the room.

Just kidding. Who cares?

 

[Bucky86]

Party with Chet

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Buy a gallon of American Pharoahs jizz.

You could probably afford some Guinness.

 

[TheAristocrat]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

When you add blow, most of these questions get answered in the moment.

 

[General Malaise]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

To answer your original question, it was great. I took a boner pill and wrecked em both.

At the same time? Did you alternate like a drummer hitting the snare and the tom-tom? Do you have to change condoms? Or was it like some for you, yada yada yada, now you get some. Did you feel like you ran a marathon after?

 

[coyote5]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

To answer your original question, it was great. I took a boner pill and wrecked em both.

At the same time? Did you alternate like a drummer hitting the snare and the tom-tom? Do you have to change condoms? Or was it like some for you, yada yada yada, now you get some. Did you feel like you ran a marathon after?

 

[AnonymousBob]

A lot of folk here could probably work less and still live a good life that involved loads of fun. But they don't. Why would that change with a lottery win?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For you guys that have boinked two women at once, how was it? Isn't that a lot more work? I mean, no offense, but none of us here are male pornstars. I honestly don't know what I'd do other than lay there and let them do most of the work. But let's say I'm pile driving one of them; do I also have to eat at the Y for the other one? I can barely walk and chew gum, how the hell am I supposed to pull off that feat of multitasking? And what if I put more effort into one over the other? Wouldn't the other get pissed off like all women do when you ignore them for another broad? How does that play out? I can't even love my children equally so I know for damn sure I'd favor one of these gals over another and that might lead to penal harm. I dunno, you guys seem to have it dialed in, so I'll defer to the experts, but two women at once seems like a hell of a lot of work.

To answer your original question, it was great. I took a boner pill and wrecked em both.

At the same time? Did you alternate like a drummer hitting the snare and the tom-tom? Do you have to change condoms? Or was it like some for you, yada yada yada, now you get some. Did you feel like you ran a marathon after?

You must be a hit at parties.

"These two babes want to have a threesome with me but it just seems way too complicated. Not sure I want all that responsibility."

 

[Jobber]

I would wake up the next morning.

Take the ticket and place it in a very secure location. Lock box in a bank perhaps.

Keep it locked there for as long as I can up until the ticket expires, with the plan to cash it anonymously just a few days before it expires or time the claim on a HUGE news day. Presidential election or leaked sex tape of Emma Watson?

That time....would be the best time of my life.

I would be on cloud 9 and no one would yet treat me differently.

Winning that money does 1 of 2 things...or both

It will change you or it will change the people around you.

That part scares me.

Not that I feel I would be much different but I know the people around me would change.

Living those few months...continuing to go to work knowing what I know would be euphoric for me.

Secretly make my appointments with attorneys and financial advisers and wait for the moment to tell my family.

Then....my goal would be to cash it and live life as inconspicuously as possible keeping it a secret.

Buy a couple of rental properties...when people start seeing a new car or a new house...I can say I have been doing pretty good in real estate.

Try to figure ways to help my family members and friends anonymously.

The long term goal would be to die with no one ever having known I won. That would be "my job" and so much fun in my opinion.

I'd eventually quit my job and travel picking up some more properties to bolster my cover story. Maybe a little business I could open up that requires little upkeep, do the traveling I would want to do.

That we be my plan....it would all go to crap due to my wife....everyone would know we won when they see a Louis Vitton truck parked outside my house like a hot dog stand.

7 Range Rovers in the driveway and someone following her around posting to facebook....for her.

I like this. I like this a lot. Making your new job hiding your wealth from the leeches. It actually sounds fun.

 

[Fennis]

Don't you know what it means to become a threesome guy? It changes everything. You'd have to dress different. You'd have to act different. You'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and you'd need a new bedspread and new curtains you'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. You'd have to get new friends. You'd have to get threesome friends.