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[Eminence]

Dear FBG,


I thank you for taking interest in the Eminence Fund. As you can see by the lengthy amount of pages in this thread, the Eminence Fund has taken FBG by storm! We have selected numerous stock selections this past year or so on FBG that we can't be ignored any longer.

We would like to proudly announce that we are going public.



YOU, yes YOU. Could be a member of the Eminence Fund.



What are the stipulations?

1.) Minimum deposit of $20.
2.) You must let your money sit in the FUND for at least once month.



Please PayPal all funds to eminencefund@gmail.com.

 

[McGarnicle]

I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE SOME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StrikeS2k]

All of my money is tied up in reselling refurbished cell phones. It takes a lot of time but it seems very worthwhile. Sorry I'll have to pass.

 

[East Coast Bias]

What if I'm not gay?

 

[Eminence]

All of my money is tied up in reselling refurbished cell phones. It takes a lot of time but it seems very worthwhile. Sorry I'll have to pass.

The average turn around time per phone was around 9 days.

 

[Onions]

This sounds like a fabulous opportunity.

 

[Parrothead]

fern futures?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sounds pretty fool proof.

 

[StrikeS2k]

All of my money is tied up in reselling refurbished cell phones. It takes a lot of time but it seems very worthwhile. Sorry I'll have to pass.

The average turn around time per phone was around 9 days.

It's not the turn around time per phone. It's the 2 hour drives to random dudes houses to pick up the phones after I bought them from him on e-bay. but I'm reinvesting all the proceeds. I want the business to grow. Now you're asking me to just abandon my new business for another one.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

Anyone else getting sick of the homosexuality?

 

[TheIronSheik]

All of my money is tied up in reselling refurbished cell phones. It takes a lot of time but it seems very worthwhile. Sorry I'll have to pass.

The average turn around time per phone was around 9 days.

It's not the turn around time per phone. It's the 2 hour drives to random dudes houses to pick up the phones after I bought them from him on e-bay. but I'm reinvesting all the proceeds. I want the business to grow. Now you're asking me to just abandon my new business for another one.

You know what you need? Some seed money.

 

[Eminence]

OTHERWISE,

I'm just going to continue to post STOCK TIP threads that all of you are going to fail to make money on. It's your choice if you want to continue to ignore opportunity.

#monsanto

 

[East Coast Bias]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

Anyone else getting sick of the homosexuality?

The gays have all the luck.

 

[Parrothead]

OTHERWISE,

I'm just going to continue to post STOCK TIP threads that all of you are going to fail to make money on. It's your choice if you want to continue to ignore opportunity.

#Monsanto

just the tip?

 

[Dentist]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

 

[mad sweeney]

What's a genius like you doing single and passed up for promotion at an entry level, minimum wage stock boy position?

 

[Ned]

I'd strongly suggest you PM siffoin on here and see if y'all can team up. Between your stock screen expertise and siff's charting expertise, you'd be unstoppable.

 

[TheIronSheik]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

Exactly! Let's see you make money in the stock market when it's a Bear Market.

 

[ntz08]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

The Some gays have all the luck.

 

[Tom Hagen]

It's become quite clear to me that I'm a savant when it comes to the Stock Market.

I think you forgot a word in front of savant.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

The Some gays have all the luck.

Some gays do nothing but complain.

 

[Eminence]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

With all due respect, Mr. Dentist. I do need a car.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

I've made more money in the market this year than your yearly salary, son. Possibly twice as much as your salary.

If you're so confident, sell your car and invest the money.... you can't lose

Monkeys with darts >>>> LHucks

 

[mquinnjr]

All of my money is tied up in reselling refurbished cell phones. It takes a lot of time but it seems very worthwhile. Sorry I'll have to pass.

The average turn around time per phone was around 9 days.

It's not the turn around time per phone. It's the 2 hour drives to random dudes houses to pick up the phones after I bought them from him on e-bay. but I'm reinvesting all the proceeds. I want the business to grow. Now you're asking me to just abandon my new business for another one.

You know what you need? Some seed money.

Sounds like he just wants some seed.

 

[Eminence]

Also, I got my 1st non-fat chick to say she wants to meet me in-person!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66729360

 

[fantasycurse42]

I am now going to use your stock tips to double my money and then pay for a hacker to find out whose alias you are.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is this thread going the way you thought it would? Because when you first posted it, I assumed it would go this way. I guess we both have a gift.

 

[Eminence]

What's a genius like you doing single and passed up for promotion at an entry level, minimum wage stock boy position?

Well, I was passed up once for inexperience. The second time around, I took the job and ran with it.

I'm single, well, because I'm 23 years old with no-education, weigh 126 lbs, and live with Mommy and Daddy.

Once these girls swallow 2 - 3 gallons of bad boy cum, they'll be running to District Manager Eminence.

 

[Black Box]

Early on in many television shows, we might see characters drastically change as they try and find their place on the show.

 

[TheIronSheik]

What's a genius like you doing single and passed up for promotion at an entry level, minimum wage stock boy position?

Well, I was passed up once for inexperience. The second time around, I took the job and ran with it.

I'm single, well, because I'm 23 years old with no-education, weigh 126 lbs, and live with Mommy and Daddy.

Once these girls swallow 2 - 3 gallons of bad boy cum, they'll be running to District Manager Eminence.

What Walgreens do you work at? You should let us know so no one buys the milk you're filling with seed you got from bad boys.

 

[Eminence]

Really though, ever since I formed an LLC, I've been getting these Bloomberg Business weekly magazines sent to my house.

They contain a wealth of information.

Forbes Magazine was pretty rad too, but I'm not paying for that crap.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

What's a genius like you doing single and passed up for promotion at an entry level, minimum wage stock boy position?

Well, I was passed up once for inexperience. The second time around, I took the job and ran with it.I'm single, well, because I'm 23 years old with no-education, weigh 126 lbs, and live with Mommy and Daddy.

Once these girls swallow 2 - 3 gallons of bad boy cum, they'll be running to District Manager Eminence.

What Walgreens do you work at? You should let us know so no one buys the milk you're filling with seed you got from bad boys.

It's pasteurized.

 

[Gator Shawn]

Once these girls swallow 2 - 3 gallons of bad boy cum, they'll be running to District Manager Eminence.

Man, if you ever need a reminder of how things have changed here....

 

[ntz08]

Really though, ever since I formed an LLC, I've been getting these Bloomberg Business weekly magazines sent to my house.

They contain a wealth of information.

Forbes Magazine was pretty rad too, but I'm not paying for that crap.

Bloomberg = Informative and free

Forbes = Rad and not free

Got it, thanks.

 

[freakinback]

monkey throwing darts has made money in this market.

Exactly! Let's see you make money in the stock market when it's a Bear Market.

Just as easy. Just short everything.

 

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How much have you made on these two stock calls, Eminescence?

 

[bostonfred]

Early on in many television shows, we might see characters drastically change as they try and find their place on the show.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I'm putting all my money in milk futures

 

[TheIronSheik]

Once these girls swallow 2 - 3 gallons of bad boy cum, they'll be running to District Manager Eminence.

Man, if you ever need a reminder of how things have changed here....

No joke.

 

[Eminence]

How much have you made on these two stock calls, Eminescence?

$0.

That's where you come in! You got the money, I got the picks! Compromise?

 

[jamny]

 

[MikeIke]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

:whoa: flashback to my high school gym class :shudder:

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is there like some kind of Fantasy Stock Market site where we could have him go up against some other people on this site? Maybe also have someone throw darts and see how he does against them all? I'd be interested to see how he does against others.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

:whoa: flashback to my high school gym class :shudder:

 

[Parrothead]

Ok gays, who wants to make some money?

:whoa: flashback to my high school gym class :shudder:

Little Boy Blue..

 

[Mystery Achiever]

Is there like some kind of Fantasy Stock Market site where we could have him go up against some other people on this site? Maybe also have someone throw darts and see how he does against them all? I'd be interested to see how he does against others.

I'll be setting up our 2014 contest in about a week.

(Current 2013 one here http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=674015&page=1)

 

[Frostillicus]

I bet you masturbate a lot.

 

[East Coast Bias]

I bet you masturbate a lot.

You would be right.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is there like some kind of Fantasy Stock Market site where we could have him go up against some other people on this site? Maybe also have someone throw darts and see how he does against them all? I'd be interested to see how he does against others.

I'll be setting up our 2014 contest in about a week.

(Current 2013 one here http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=674015&page=1)

I've seen this and it's good for the FFA. But I'd like to see something more in depth for Eminence. I want to see his top 5 or so picks against a couple others.

That said, I think he should definitely do the 2014 contest. I think it will show us all just how brilliant he is with stocks.

 

[fantasycurse42]

This persona is the ultimate trip... It is enjoyable, but it is clearly fictional.