Keerock
Footballguy
After going #2, do you regularly use wet wipes/baby wipes to clean your bum?
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What's Normal? - Do you regularly use Wet Wipes after #2? (1 Viewer)
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After going #2, do you regularly use wet wipes/baby wipes to clean your bum?
Keerock
Footballguy
Nope. I am an over-wiper with TP though.
jvdesigns2002
Footballguy
Nah. Just regular toilet paper for me. This is probably TMI—but I generally go #2 early every morning so I’m showering shortly afterwards. If my poop and shower schedules were opposing, I think I probably would use wet wipes.
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Big fan. Good Wipes from Amazon are wonderful.
Anarchy99
Footballguy
IIRC, you aren't supposed to flush most types of wet wipes. Apparently, most of them don't dissolve / decompose well and can cause plumbing and / or environmental issues. I believe some manufacturers changed what the material is made out of, and those say they are "fine to flush" on the package.
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AAABatteries
Footballguy
I do but I’m a little anal retentive (see what I did there). I use TP every time, wipes every time I have access to them unless I’m about to shower and bidet if I’m using the master bath and it’s messy - then finish it off with one wipe. Never flush them.
rockaction
Footballguy
It didn't help. We had a toilet issue due to my wet wipe usage and flushage of the "flushable" kind. They do not break down like toilet paper does, even the newer kinds. They cake up along the walls of your plumbing and don't dissolve.
If you're going to use them, have a diaper bag handy.
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
A lot of the brands have microplastics. The Good Wipes are literally just paper soaked in scented water. I do keep a lidded waste basket next to the toilet, but I feel more comfortable with the Good Wipes then other brands if they do get flushed. Amazon Link.
Don Quixote
Footballguy
I’ve got this “Fohm” dispenser that you just add a dollop of foam to the toilet paper.
fohm.co
The Clean Butt Kit
Turn Your Toilet Paper Into A Plumbing Safe & Planet Friendly Wet Wipe. Feel Super Clean & Avoid Skin Irritation.
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Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Lidded trashcan. We are on septic, so it gets used by the wife during those times as well. But, you're not exactly wrong...You guys have diaper pails handy? For yourself?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
need a bidet poll
Wildcat
Footballguy
I mostly use them at work. Not my problem.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
Plumber told me these things are murder on your pipes -- they don't break down, and eventually lead to clogs. Even the ones that claim to be flushable.
massraider
Footballguy
Whatever is normal for posts about poop has now been surpassed, case you were wondering.
Galileo
Footballguy
Isn't there enough gooey stuff on your azz?I’ve got this “Fohm” dispenser that you just add a dollop of foam to the toilet paper.
The Clean Butt Kit
Turn Your Toilet Paper Into A Plumbing Safe & Planet Friendly Wet Wipe. Feel Super Clean & Avoid Skin Irritation.
Those of you with the bidets, do you then have to go to the bath towel after before pulling up your pants?
Hawks64
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I think that varies wildly depending on the poster.
the moops
Footballguy
Same here. Routines and regularity go together. I am always somewhat astonished at the places and the times that people venture into the stall.
I remember being at a Vikings game at the old Metrodome. 100 PM game - I go to grab a beer and take a piss, and there is a line of like 50 dudes (not exaggerating) waiting for a stall to **** in. Make better food and bathroom planning choices bros
Doug B
Footballguy
15-year-old Eddie Murphy:
"You be mad like a [fluffernutter], too, 'cause you gotta wipe your [butt] for 5 hours. Use 12 rolls of toilet paper on that [fluffernutter]."
tri-man 47
Footballguy
First world problems. I’ve been to Cuba twice - their plumbing can’t even handle TP, so all wipes need to go in the bathroom trashcan. Then again, a friend who had been in the Peace Corps in western African explained that where he was, you had an eating hand and a wiping hand (used with water).
And I, too, am waiting to hear how bidet users dry off. I have these thoughts that the bidet spray would miss and either shoot up my back or come up the middle and fly into my face.
And I, too, am waiting to hear how bidet users dry off. I have these thoughts that the bidet spray would miss and either shoot up my back or come up the middle and fly into my face.
Don Quixote
Footballguy
Not really any different from the goo from wipes. I’d rather have some excess goo rather than excess poop on my butt.Isn't there enough gooey stuff on your azz?I’ve got this “Fohm” dispenser that you just add a dollop of foam to the toilet paper.
The Clean Butt Kit
Turn Your Toilet Paper Into A Plumbing Safe & Planet Friendly Wet Wipe. Feel Super Clean & Avoid Skin Irritation.
Those of you with the bidets, do you then have to go to the bath towel after before pulling up your pants?
Osaurus
Footballguy
This. No need for wipes unless traveling imo.
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