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What's the most 'bachelor' thing you ever did? (1 Viewer)

Wu-banger said:
I am realizing that my family lived like a "bachelor" when I was a kid... ;) , we just called it poor.Drank Blue Cheese dressing for 3 days cause fridge was empty and that was the only thing I couldnt tell was bad or not..
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We ate taco bell salsa packets for 2 days when I was about 10.
 
Broncoholic said:
Also, once turned a shopping cart into an outdoor grill.
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Man in the yellow hat said:
Had to wear tie/dress pants to work. My iron disappeared. Warmed a frying pan on the stove and ironed my clothes with it.
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jb1020 said:
I walked into a holiday inn once and told them i was out of towels. they gave me 4. went home and my lack of towels problem was solved.
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Copeman said:
Desperately needed to wash some clothes. Was out of Laundry detergent so I threw a bar of soap in. Don't do that. Ever.
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=Smackdown= said:
Tied flashlight to a ceiling fan/light that didn't work.
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;)
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Was out with friends at the bar right across the street and I was macking on a hot stripper. At closing time, I couldn't find my keys and there was a buddy from out of town was staying at my place. Rather than miss out on the hot tail, I told my buddy to just smash a window in. He did.
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Similar story except it was the middle of winter in Cincinnati and I had to sleep in the room with the broken window.
 
I lived in an old apartment in NY that had an old, 3/4 size refrigerator/freezer. The freezer did not have any way to defrost, so my freezer would get smaller and smaller as the frost built up. Eventually every month or so, I'd have to defrost the freezer because there was no room. But I didn't want to wait hours, unplug the freezer and refrigerator, etc.

So first I tried a hair dryer to defrost the freezer. That worked ok but it took forever. I finally decided on ironing the frost out of the freezer. It worked really well.

 
We had a 6 foot Santa made out of shiny foil ribbon that we used as a TP holder.

We picked him up when driving through some small town in Louisiana on one of many last second road trips. He was one of those big Christmas decorations small towns around here hang on the light poles during the holidays.

 
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RudiStein said:
"I was about to sit down to a nice pot of ramen, and enjoy it with a ruler. My roommate wanted some, so I dumped half of it on a piece of paper, and snapped the ruler in half so he would have a utensil as well.I've also eaten Easy Mac with a staple remover by cocking my head back and letting the noodles fall into my mouth."
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:lmao:Ruler!
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That's the best one. :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Could we get an icon for :lmao until I cried:?
 
My dad had given me his stuffed six foot marlin he caught on a Mexico trip. We hung it on the wall.

During a poker game, a late arriver came in, and slammed the front door shut. The marlin fell off the wall and onto the four foot long couch, and sheered the tail and long nose off. We taped him back up and hung him back up with pride, even though the nose dangled a bit.

Freshman year, I was a security guard (was on my own) for a major utility company watching all the heavy equipment in Mission Viejo. Once a month, I would have about 5-6 friends drive down and right before my sift ended at midnight. We would all top off our cars from the fuel truck and flee quickly.

Junior year, I was a bus boy at Houlihans. We never paid for TP or paper towels. My room mate was a mid night stock clerk at a grocery store. We didn't pay for a lot of stuff like soap, razors, etc..

 
whoknew said:
I lived in an old apartment in NY that had an old, 3/4 size refrigerator/freezer. The freezer did not have any way to defrost, so my freezer would get smaller and smaller as the frost built up. Eventually every month or so, I'd have to defrost the freezer because there was no room. But I didn't want to wait hours, unplug the freezer and refrigerator, etc. So first I tried a hair dryer to defrost the freezer. That worked ok but it took forever. I finally decided on ironing the frost out of the freezer. It worked really well.
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You're a smarter man than I. I tried chipping the ice out with a screwdriver. One faceful of freon later, I had to replace the whole thing.
 
Oh yeah just remembered one...

Opened up a can of Spaghettios with a flathead screwdriver and a hammer...one of those meat tenderizer hammers.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
koby925 said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Was out with friends at the bar right across the street and I was macking on a hot stripper. At closing time, I couldn't find my keys and there was a buddy from out of town was staying at my place. Rather than miss out on the hot tail, I told my buddy to just smash a window in. He did.
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You still missed out on the hot tail, didn't you?
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:bag:
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Plying her with Genessee beer wasn't going to cut it, chief.
 
Was moving in with a buddy and my couch was too heavy so we just dumped it in the parking lot of my old place. 20 minutes later all the cushions were gone.

2 different places my bedroom consisted of a half-inflated air mattress on the floor. One corner was the clean clothes pile and another was the dirty clothes pile.

Was at this bar that had the worst bathrooms ever. Had to take a dump really bad but didn't want to go home so I went under some pine trees in the apartment complex behind the bar. Wiped my butt with my underwear and left them under the trees.

Had sex with a really nasty chick and had to throw out my mattress (I only had a mattress on the floor). Threw it in the dumpster and went and bought an air mattress. When I got home the mattress was gone.

Didn't have a computer desk or a kitchen table or a coffee table so would lay on the floor to play computer games.

Moved in with a buddy in Austin and he said, "I only have two rules. One, I don't screw around with the AC. I like it cold. Two, no beating off on my couch. You wanna beat off you get on the floor."

 
Shooter McGavin said:
kip stabone said:
Christmas in July party since we still had the tree up since December.
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Real or fake tree? We had our real tree up until early April (stopped watering it in early December, probably). I think every needle fell off the thing as it was finally carried out of the house.
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Real. Same thing happened to us. Pretty funny strapping it to the roof of the car to take to the dump in mid July. Landlord finally got on us about the fire hazard. The nerve.
 
DevilsTrifecta said:
Was at this bar that had the worst bathrooms ever. Had to take a dump really bad but didn't want to go home so I went under some pine trees in the apartment complex behind the bar. Wiped my butt with my underwear and left them under the trees.
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:ph34r: You didn't grow up to work with EG72 did you?
 
Wiped my ### with coffee filter when I was out of TP.

Cooked up an entire bag of white rice, and ate meals of white rice and mustard for almost a week when times were rough.

Got the power turned off, so we lifted the carpet, drilled a hole into the basement and ran 2 big honking extension cords from the basement thru the hole to our living room so we had a space heater, TV and stereo.

Cooked a steak on a charcoal grill on an old rickety-### wooden deck/fire escape (shared by lots of tennants). The Fire department was there before it was done cooking (no fire, but someone reported it). I argued with them long enough until it was medium rare.

In one place we lived, we had what we called "THE VOID". We had a living room window that went out, and it basically was a 4 story enclosure maybe 8 feet by 8 feet -- picture something like an elevator shaft that went down to the ground, but it was just enclosed by other exterior walls (I'm guessing some additions somewhere caused this, it couldn't have been planned). You could see down to the ground but there was no way to get there from the ground level. We threw all our trash out the window when we moved out. :ph34r:

 
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