What's the Story With Your Avatar? (1 Viewer)

[NIU Kicker]

There years ago I cost the guys of the FFA Wagering thread about $8K combined and the rest is history.

 

[Ilov80s]

Shukest.

What the #### is this? Sounds like you're sort of puking and suffering from serious diarrhea at the same time. Is it a compliment?

It sounds like some kind of Hasidic thing.

 

[Ilov80s]

It's just . . . me.

I still picture you as your old avatar. Don't think that will ever change. Then again I got over thinking NCCommish was a chick so you never know.

You would be very disappointed in my belt size.

You mean you aren't a 350 lb clown?

 

[Mr. Retukes]

My avatar has been seen by millions of people but is probably only recognized by a very small percentage of them.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner made it.

What does it say?

You know what, I don't remember.

LINK

 

[spOOfy]

i had a couple other names/aliases on here a few times and some leaguemates would always be like, hey are you so and so on FBG? this was usually after asking trade advice, etc. so finally i just made my name something they all knew as my college nickname. to really make it blatant, i used part of a ff logo i helped a guy create for his team (but not my team) because i thought it looked weird and would stand out as being really obviously me to my leaguemates who were lurking. did it more as a joke, but it kinda stuck. not a very interesting story, but there ya go.

 

[Raider Nation]

The sun bothers me and I enjoy watching horrible football.

 

[BlueDemon]

Where I spent my youth 79th and harlem

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I think I was just playing around with MS Paint a few years ago, and then I was like, "Ooh, there's a font called Comic Sans? That sounds hilarious!!"

 

[MC Gas Money]

I think I was just playing around with MS Paint a few years ago, and then I was like, "Ooh, there's a font called Comic Sans? That sounds hilarious!!"

Always been my personal favorite

 

[Fiddles]

Gojira album cover

 

[Fiddles]

I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom

I kill conversation as I walk into a room

I'm a three-line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban

I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man

- From the song Demolition Man, The Police - Ghost in the Machine

Big fan

 

[rail]

I like soapy boobs.

 

[cstu]

I think I was just playing around with MS Paint a few years ago, and then I was like, "Ooh, there's a font called Comic Sans? That sounds hilarious!!"

It's the Seinfeld of fonts. Take that as you will.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

...

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Tanner made it.

What does it say?

You know what, I don't remember.

LINK

I always saw that as some olde timey bare knuckle boxing guy. Now I know

 

[Christo]

It's just . . . me.

I still picture you as your old avatar. Don't think that will ever change. Then again I got over thinking NCCommish was a chick so you never know.

You would be very disappointed in my belt size.

You mean you aren't a 350 lb clown?

Only in my dreams.

 

[matuski]

You know what they say about guys with big hands....

 

[Insein]

You know what they say about guys with big hands....

Well what do they say about guys with child like hands?

 

[Jeff Vader]

My name is taken from an Eddie Izzard bit. The avatar is from some youtube lego version of it.

 

[AAABatteries]

Some co-workers and I were sitting around talking about soda made with real sugar and how it's superior to HFCS. One guy pointed out that Kosher Coke was made with real sugar and since it was a slow day at the office we decided to go on a hunt for Kosher Coke. We went to several stores and came up empty. On the drive back I exclaim, "I've got Kosher Coke blue balls."

Shortly after we get back that photo of a Hasidic Jew holding Kosher Coke was found and shortly after that the demotivator was created:

KOSHER COKE BLUE BALLS

This guy doesn't have them

 

[rikishiboy]

I like sumo. Had a better one but, lost it.

 

[Mjolnirs]

Dating back to 1765, the South Carolina State Flag reminds us of its role in the American Revolution and maintains its place in the annals of the Civil War with a design that was formulated as a National banner when the state seceded from the union on December 20, 1860.

Components of the current state flag were first seen in 1765, on a banner carried by South Carolina protesters of the Stamp Act. The banner that the protesters hoisted displayed three white crescents on a blue background. Ten years later in 1775, Colonel William Moultrie was asked by the South Carolina Revolutionary Council of Safety to design a banner for the use of South Carolina troops. Colonel Moultrie chose a simple and direct design that displayed a crescent on a blue field. The new flag was the same blue color of the soldier's uniforms and the crescent echoed the symbol that the soldiers wore on the front of their caps.

Almost 100 years later, South Carolina seceded from the Union it had fought to create. A new banner was needed to fly above the newly created nation. Many designs were reviewed but the General Assembly settled on one simple change to Moultrie's Revolutionary War design. A Palmetto tree was added and centered on the blue field. The Palmetto, the South Carolina State Tree, had been attributed as instrumental in Colonel Moultrie's defense of Sullivan's Island against an attack by British warships in June, 1776. Cannonballs fired at the fort from the British ships could not destroy the walls of the fort which were built of Palmetto logs. Instead, the cannonballs simply sank into the soft, tough Palmetto wood.

 

[Ilov80s]

Tanner made it.

What does it say?

You know what, I don't remember.

LINK

I always saw that as some olde timey bare knuckle boxing guy. Now I know

Same here, that kind of blew my mind.

 

[Chaka]

You know what they say about guys with big hands....

They also have big gloves.

 

[northern exposure]

It's just . . . me.

It looks like its from SNL.Right?

I was never on SNL

Dude, that looks like the SNL weekend update background.If it is the character looks like a total D-bag, so its the most accurate avatar in the history of the internet.

You get a job yet?

Yes. Im an independent contractor now.When are you going to start being and come up with a real comeback instead of the same old tired crap?

Your game is weak as a pilsner Bronzo.If youre having joke problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and you aint one!

I was about to ask what your credentials were when it came to judging ####ty comebacks, but I see that you've gone ahead and took the initiative to post them. Kudos.

How do you explain your lack of credentials when judging a serious post from a blatantly ridiculous one?

This guy is at a Masters level when it comes to ####ty comebacks. Watch and learn kids, watch and learn.

 

[northern exposure]

My name is taken from an Eddie Izzard bit. The avatar is from some youtube lego version of it.

Hilarious. Here it is:

 

[MC Gas Money]

It's just . . . me.

It looks like its from SNL.Right?

I was never on SNL

Dude, that looks like the SNL weekend update background.If it is the character looks like a total D-bag, so its the most accurate avatar in the history of the internet.

You get a job yet?

Yes. Im an independent contractor now.When are you going to start being and come up with a real comeback instead of the same old tired crap?

Your game is weak as a pilsner Bronzo.If youre having joke problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and you aint one!

I was about to ask what your credentials were when it came to judging ####ty comebacks, but I see that you've gone ahead and took the initiative to post them. Kudos.

How do you explain your lack of credentials when judging a serious post from a blatantly ridiculous one?

This guy is at a Masters level when it comes to ####ty comebacks. Watch and learn kids, watch and learn.

This is why you got a buttface. If you were a little more I would consider upgrading you to a taint

 

[northern exposure]

I bow down to your greatness. You should be passing on your gift to the next generation. You are like the Yoda of ####ty comebacks.

ETA- that better Christo?

 

[Christo]

Can one of you fix those screwed up quotes?

 

[shadyridr]

Can one of you fix those screwed up quotes?

something tells me neither of them can

 

[NCCommish]

Well I liked Bloom County. Opus was my favorite character. I like science fact and fiction. Just seemed like a good fit. I occasionally consider changing it but it just wouldn't seem right. Not to mention how poorly you guys deal with change.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Can one of you fix those screwed up quotes?

something tells me neither of them can

When it gets to a certain amount of quotes it does that

 

[MC Gas Money]

I bow down to your greatness. You should be passing on your gift to the next generation. You are like the Yoda of ####ty comebacks.

ETA- that better Christo?

If you dont mind your P's and Q's you are getting some smegma too

 

[Tusken Raider]

South Park's Crack Baby Athletic Association episode.

The gang's trying to recruit Slash to play their halftime show, but can't locate him. The story turns to Slash possibly being a fictional character from a Dutch fairy tale. I thought the artwork from the kids' storybook in the episode was pretty sweet. My quote is from the fairy tale book.

Never try to tell me that Slash isn't real.

 

[Plorfu]

My other username had Myron Cope but he's on vacation still. This one illustrates my passion for women cramming things in their noses.

 

[Psychopav]

I like Popeye and the avatar has a nostalgia value for me. Plus he was my grandpa's favorite cartoon character. I know, mind blowing stuff here.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I disregard orders, use violence to solve problems, and am reckless, exceptionally tough and aggressive.

 

[grateful zed]

some internet guy drew mine.

If you want a new one let me know

have you considered a self portrait?

 

[Premier]

Mine was some sort of crack on Melvin T Scupper but I don't remember why I called him Peppermint Patty. Probably some dumb ifight.

I like having it now though. Also Scupper come back.

 

[grateful zed]

One of my all time favorite Movies and genesis of my screename here. Koyaanisqatsi is also my oldest (and most successful) fantasy team (10+ years in my big money league)

I cant make out what it says. Which movie?

Koyaanisqatsi.

Wow, I thought you were making that word up.This movie looks weird. Something my gf would be in to. Whats it about?

Koyaanisqatsi is a Hopi Indian word for life out of balance, a way of life that calls for another way of living.

It is not a story nor script, but rather imagery and video set to a dramatic score by the Phillip Glass orchestra.

Essentially a picture of modernity, destroying the earth, each other. A juxtaposition of nature and technology. Really stunning.

Filmed in the early ages it is now very much of its era but just as powerful a message, today. But I'm the context of the Cold War and nuclear proliferation, a Hopi proverb that is powerfully and darkly sung was/is all too potentially prophetic:

"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."

"Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."

"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."

my girlfriend drug me to see that movie when it came out in 82. great film.

link

 

[Raider Nation]

One of my all time favorite Movies and genesis of my screename here. Koyaanisqatsi is also my oldest (and most successful) fantasy team (10+ years in my big money league)

I cant make out what it says. Which movie?

Koyaanisqatsi.

Wow, I thought you were making that word up.This movie looks weird. Something my gf would be in to. Whats it about?

Koyaanisqatsi is a Hopi Indian word for life out of balance, a way of life that calls for another way of living.

It is not a story nor script, but rather imagery and video set to a dramatic score by the Phillip Glass orchestra.

Essentially a picture of modernity, destroying the earth, each other. A juxtaposition of nature and technology. Really stunning.

Filmed in the early ages it is now very much of its era but just as powerful a message, today. But I'm the context of the Cold War and nuclear proliferation, a Hopi proverb that is powerfully and darkly sung was/is all too potentially prophetic:

"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."

"Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."

"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."

my girlfriend drug me to see that movie when it came out in 82.

She should have drug you to English class instead.

 

[Christo]

Mine's from an SNL sketch.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

One of my all time favorite Movies and genesis of my screename here. Koyaanisqatsi is also my oldest (and most successful) fantasy team (10+ years in my big money league)

I cant make out what it says. Which movie?

Koyaanisqatsi.

Wow, I thought you were making that word up.This movie looks weird. Something my gf would be in to. Whats it about?

Koyaanisqatsi is a Hopi Indian word for life out of balance, a way of life that calls for another way of living.

It is not a story nor script, but rather imagery and video set to a dramatic score by the Phillip Glass orchestra.

Essentially a picture of modernity, destroying the earth, each other. A juxtaposition of nature and technology. Really stunning.

Filmed in the early ages it is now very much of its era but just as powerful a message, today. But I'm the context of the Cold War and nuclear proliferation, a Hopi proverb that is powerfully and darkly sung was/is all too potentially prophetic:

"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."

"Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."

"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."

my girlfriend drug me to see that movie when it came out in 82.

She should have drug you to English class instead.

Or just drugged him.

 

[grateful zed]

One of my all time favorite Movies and genesis of my screename here. Koyaanisqatsi is also my oldest (and most successful) fantasy team (10+ years in my big money league)

I cant make out what it says. Which movie?

Koyaanisqatsi.

Wow, I thought you were making that word up.This movie looks weird. Something my gf would be in to. Whats it about?

Koyaanisqatsi is a Hopi Indian word for life out of balance, a way of life that calls for another way of living.

It is not a story nor script, but rather imagery and video set to a dramatic score by the Phillip Glass orchestra.

Essentially a picture of modernity, destroying the earth, each other. A juxtaposition of nature and technology. Really stunning.

Filmed in the early ages it is now very much of its era but just as powerful a message, today. But I'm the context of the Cold War and nuclear proliferation, a Hopi proverb that is powerfully and darkly sung was/is all too potentially prophetic:

"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."

"Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."

"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."

my girlfriend drug me to see that movie when it came out in 82.

She should have drug you to English class instead.

Or just drugged him.

i gots laid.

 

[Koya]

Shukest.

What the #### is this? Sounds like you're sort of puking and suffering from serious diarrhea at the same time. Is it a compliment?

It sounds like some kind of Hasidic thing.

More like Gin, Port and Tequila plus PAX.

I mean Shick!ish, not shuke.

 

[Osaurus]

I disregard orders, use violence to solve problems, and am reckless, exceptionally tough and aggressive.

It suits you

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Mine is from a Snorg Tees shirt.

Now with more hops.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sabres and Shiny.

 

[grateful zed]

It's a picture of Hastur I found on Google.

Hastur is "He who must not be named", which is a character in books written by H.P. Lovecraft.

My original persona on here was banned, so I figured 'he who must not be named' was ok for anonymous internet posting.

what were you banned for?