When watching porn.. (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

Do you actually watch the full scene or fast forward to the good parts?

Also, are you a fan of porn with plots? IE pretty sure Brazzers or Abby Winters tries to be "realistic"

 

[sbonomo]

over under on number of replies before this is :IBTL: i bet 10

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

I only need about 30 seconds. There is no time for plots. Just debauchery.

 

[McGarnicle]

I need a believable plot and good character development to get off. I ejaculated 6 or 7 times during The English Patient, for example.

 

[Dentist]

I like a little bit of plot.

Basically I want it established that the couple having sex shouldn't be having sex.

Friend's mom, friend's sister, new neighbor next door, step-mom, etc.

Once it's set up that it's a forbidden fruit situation then I can proceed to fast forward to the good parts where they start using the bathroom on each other.

 

[McGarnicle]

 

[tri-man 47]

I like a little bit of plot.

Basically I want it established that the couple having sex shouldn't be having sex.

Friend's mom, friend's sister, new neighbor next door, step-mom, etc.

Once it's set up that it's a forbidden fruit situation then I can proceed to fast forward to the good parts where they start using the bathroom on each other.

The Elmer Fudd theory of pron? "If woving you is wong, I don't wanna be wight."

 

[lod01]

In to pad my posting stats.

 

[badmojo1006]

Fast Forward. On that Gerbil site, I made an account and have saved about 20-25 videos. Do a rotation

 

[Gawain]

Yes, but the plot is generally lets bang for money.

 

[Sarnoff]

Do you actually watch the full scene or fast forward to the good parts?

Also, are you a fan of porn with plots? IE pretty sure Brazzers or Abby Winters tries to be "realistic"

I like a little plot. Some rough edges filled in. But I don't like to sit through like a 15 minute casting couch interview with the chick before she even takes a bra off.

 

[Abraham]

Do you actually watch the full scene or fast forward to the good parts?

Also, are you a fan of porn with plots? IE pretty sure Brazzers or Abby Winters tries to be "realistic"

I like a little plot. Some rough edges filled in. But I don't like to sit through like a 15 minute casting couch interview with the chick before she even takes a bra off.

 

[McGarnicle]

On a related note, whenever a cute girl comes to the door selling magazine subscriptions, I end up severely disappointed.

 

[Bucky86]

Amateur home videos FTW. I like the beginning locking doors/turning down the lights. Then straight to the good stuff.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Depends - when alone - pretty much straight to the good part

when with the wife - she enjoys the story behind it and then is always like.. "oh so they are just going to get naked really quick just like that" * snaps fingers* -which means I have point out to her that generally the plot is secondary to the action part of the movie and that this is not a "real" movie

 

[jamny]

Every once in a while I think maybe I should get to know this girl a little as she sits on the couch. Usually lasts about 10 seconds before I FF to the first boob shot.

 

[fantasycurse42]

It depends on my feelings about the main character... If I don't like her or she comes off as a villain, then I'll wait to watch her in a humiliating finishing scene. If she is a sweet girl who took a wrong turn and ended up having sex on film for money, then I can proceed right away.

 

[RUSF18]

I fast forward. I also will jump around on the timeline before going back to earlier parts if desired. It sucks to fill up on bread when there's a beautiful rib eye coming out later.

edit: Maybe I should have made a fish reference instead of meat. NTTAWWT.

 

[General Malaise]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

 

[Brony]

Call me weird, but I like to watch them eat the food before it comes out of their body.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I fast forward to the good parts because there's a time limit on the library computers.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I need a believable plot and good character development to get off. I ejaculated 6 or 7 times during The English Patient, for example.

I debated liking, knowing this thread will not be long for this life. But I then remembered those old wise words of advice, "Tis better to have liked and lost, then to have never liked at all."

 

[RUSF18]

I fast forward to the good parts because there's a time limit on the library computers.

 

[General Malaise]

I fast forward to the good parts because there's a time limit on the library computers.

Who is this?

 

[Kraft...]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

jaded by all the tube sites

 

[General Malaise]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

jaded by all the tube sites

Exactly. There's just too much porn out there now. I almost enjoyed it more when I had to effort to find it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

"Dammit all 10 if these videos look good...I'll have to sample them all...wait what's this in the reccomended videos section"

 

[AcerFC]

Its funny, now that there is no longer a 5 video limit, I find myself like GM and.hitting next a lot. Odd turn of events. Would have thought the opposite. I dont need plot. My volume is off

 

[RUSF18]

Am I the only one who avoids the "videos being watched now" section like the plague? Who wants to rub one off to something you know FOR SURE some other dude is beating to? Being able to maintain the illusion of exclusivity is pretty key for me.

 

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Once it's set up that it's a forbidden fruit situation then I can proceed to fast forward to the good parts where they start using the bathroom on each other.

 

[bweiser]

i just watch at this point. rarely even get excited any more. maybe once every couple of days.

i can watch for 3-4 hours a day while doing other things (not masturbating)

 

[NewlyRetired]

I fast forward to the good parts because there's a time limit on the library computers.

I have a part time retirement job where I watch people using the computers at night at my local library. They keep the downstairs open at night for people to use the computers after the library closes. When I got the job, the library director told me to keep a look out for this, ahem, behavior

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

i just watch at this point. rarely even get excited any more. maybe once every couple of days.

i can watch for 3-4 hours a day while doing other things (not masturbating)

So, its just The Young & The Restless to you.

 

[AAABatteries]

I knew what Dentist was going to say and I still was

 

[Guest]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

jaded by all the tube sites

Exactly. There's just too much porn out there now. I almost enjoyed it more when I had to effort to find it.

Kind of like finding a Playboy as a kid and hiding it again.

 

[Peyton Marino]

I'm not a fan of when the girl just moans repeatedly while getting pounded. I like her to say stuff every so often.. "yea, get it," "smack that ###," "you do it so much better than my husband," etc... you get the point. So, I'll try to fast forward to the parts where the girl says stuff while getting it in. If I'm skipping around too much and she's not saying anything, I'll go to another video. Sometimes it can be quite tough to find the right one, you really have to get a read on the girl going in.

 

[derek245583]

What site tells you "others are watching"?

 

[Raider Nation]

Once it's set up that it's a forbidden fruit situation then I can proceed to fast forward to the good parts where they start using the bathroom on each other.

How do you "use the bathroom" on someone? Hit them over the head with a toilet plunger?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

Do you ever complete and the vid is still on and you look at it and think, "What the #### is wrong with me?" I don't, just curious.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

Do you ever complete and the vid is still on and you look at it and think, "What the #### is wrong with me?" I don't, just curious.

Like, because...ummm...it sounds like a funny scenario.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I fast forward to the good parts because there's a time limit on the library computers.

 

[Jeff Vader]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

Do you ever complete and the vid is still on and you look at it and think, "What the #### is wrong with me?"I don't, just curious.

I'm going to cry when Jesus deletes this thread.

 

[MikeIke]

It's gotten to the point where I spend twice as long trying to pick out the right video to use than I do actually watching the video. And twice as long might be severely understating it here. Kind of miss the days where you got what you got and you had to make it work.

Do you ever complete and the vid is still on and you look at it and think, "What the #### is wrong with me?" I don't, just curious.

 

[GregR]

Depends - when alone - pretty much straight to the good part

when with the wife - she enjoys the story behind it and then is always like.. "oh so they are just going to get naked really quick just like that" * snaps fingers* -which means I have point out to her that generally the plot is secondary to the action part of the movie and that this is not a "real" movie

If she'd like something with actual plots plus teh secks... try Pirates and its sequel, Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Plot is about the quality level of a made for cable movie, so not great, but they do have actual plots. Even have some special effects that are actually quite impressive given the type of movie it is. I've seen far, far worse in the movies SciFi network churns out.

Oh, and the other parts are quite outstanding.

 

[Raider Nation]

Okay, I have to know.... what is this "porn" you all speak of?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

not a lot of acting in beastiality

 

[Gopher State]

are their actual web sites that you can watch this porn on

 

[mquinnjr]

not a lot of acting in beastiality

It's all about passion in those films.

 

[Sarnoff]

Depends - when alone - pretty much straight to the good part

when with the wife - she enjoys the story behind it and then is always like.. "oh so they are just going to get naked really quick just like that" * snaps fingers* -which means I have point out to her that generally the plot is secondary to the action part of the movie and that this is not a "real" movie

If she'd like something with actual plots plus teh secks... try Pirates and its sequel, Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Plot is about the quality level of a made for cable movie, so not great, but they do have actual plots. Even have some special effects that are actually quite impressive given the type of movie it is. I've seen far, far worse in the movies SciFi network churns out.

Oh, and the other parts are quite outstanding.

Either "The Uranus Experiment" or "The Uranus Experiment 2" was filmed in the same zero-G plane they used for "Apollo 13"