I hate to go against my alma mater, but I'd pick Kentucky over UNC.
There's not much to separate the jobs, really, so honestly being next to Keeneland and not far from Churchill would make a slight difference for me.
Another very slight difference I think is the added stability of the SEC. I think the ACC is plenty stable, but there is some potential there for some conference turmoil, small as it may be, that just doesn't exist for the SEC.
I'd probably take UCLA as well.
I think you have to take a shorter view of the pro jobs, and consider current roster, cap flexibility, and current ownership/management.
Right now, it goes BOS, LAL, NYK.
In couple years, when (hopefully) Kobe's on the way out, another coach or 2 has been fired, some big FA's might be coming available (if LA has any cap space still), it goes to the top of this list. Little Buss makes everything less desirable though.
For this question, I'm going:
Kentucky
UNC
BOS
LAL
NYK
Duke