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Who has gotten hotter chicks (1 Viewer)

JT vs DJ

  • Justin

    Votes: 8 10.5%
  • Jeter

    Votes: 68 89.5%

  • Total voters
    76
BTW I heard a couple of women discussing the "cutie on the Yankees" a few years ago - one Derek T. Jeter.

So he's a 1. rich 2. goodlooking 3. professional athlete. Seems like a good start in the tail department.

 
While Jeter's list looks more impressive, Timberlake's has my favorite, Alyssa Milano, on it, and he did take away Britney's virginity when she was at her hottest...that has to count for something. :lol:
:lmao: that does count for something. not that jeter's padding his stats in the slum or anything, but timberlake's quality is quite impressive. consider this: young brittney spears may have set the world record for "making old men think dirty thoughts". that's a strong legacy and timberlake will go down in history as the only person to have had sex with her before she became crazy and ugly. he literally ruined america's brightest young sex symbol for every man in the world.many more will nail minka, but no one will ever get to nail a hot britney ever again.janet jackson shouldn't be discounted either. that's a nice feat.as far as i can tell, jeter's never gone more than 10 years older either. timberlake turned cameron diaz into a cougar. that matters.jeter's overall repertoire is more impressive, but considering timberlakes special feats accomplished at such a young age, i'm genuinely torn.
 
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Christo said:
Jiggyonthehut said:
Christo said:
Moe Green said:
Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :bag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Trump has power. There are a lot of athletes better looking and wealthier than Jeter -- why does he seem to get all the top-shelf tail? Maybe it's his personality.
Jiggyonthehut said:
Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Yeah but Jeter makes less than trump and nails hotter women. Hell, he even makes less than ARod and still nails hotter women.
Jesus, it was a simple statement. Jeter gets hot women even though he looks like a turtle because he has loads of money. Who cares if Trump makes more or less? Who cares if one gets slightly better looking women. Who cares if ARod makes similar money but in doesn't date women who are as hot. I wasn't trying to prove that the pythagorean theorem is equivalent to the parallel postulate.
So then how much money makes you eligible for hot wimmens? If I fill can up 5 bags of money, am I eligible?
I don't think you could pull decent tail with Trump's money.
So then the premise of your argument is wrong. :shrug:
 
Christo said:
Jiggyonthehut said:
Christo said:
Moe Green said:
Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :bag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Trump has power. There are a lot of athletes better looking and wealthier than Jeter -- why does he seem to get all the top-shelf tail? Maybe it's his personality.
Jiggyonthehut said:
Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Yeah but Jeter makes less than trump and nails hotter women. Hell, he even makes less than ARod and still nails hotter women.
Jesus, it was a simple statement. Jeter gets hot women even though he looks like a turtle because he has loads of money. Who cares if Trump makes more or less? Who cares if one gets slightly better looking women. Who cares if ARod makes similar money but in doesn't date women who are as hot. I wasn't trying to prove that the pythagorean theorem is equivalent to the parallel postulate.
So then how much money makes you eligible for hot wimmens? If I fill can up 5 bags of money, am I eligible?
I don't think you could pull decent tail with Trump's money.
So then the premise of your argument is wrong. :shrug:
You're the exception that proves the rule. There's always one.
 
While Jeter's list looks more impressive, Timberlake's has my favorite, Alyssa Milano, on it, and he did take away Britney's virginity when she was at her hottest...that has to count for something. ;)
:goodposting: that does count for something. not that jeter's padding his stats in the slum or anything, but timberlake's quality is quite impressive. consider this: young brittney spears may have set the world record for "making old men think dirty thoughts". that's a strong legacy and timberlake will go down in history as the only person to have had sex with her before she became crazy and ugly. he literally ruined america's brightest young sex symbol for every man in the world.many more will nail minka, but no one will ever get to nail a hot britney ever again.janet jackson shouldn't be discounted either. that's a nice feat.as far as i can tell, jeter's never gone more than 10 years older either. timberlake turned cameron diaz into a cougar. that matters.jeter's overall repertoire is more impressive, but considering timberlakes special feats accomplished at such a young age, i'm genuinely torn.
I have to imagine that Jeter's 2nd half will be less impressive then JT's (assuming no stupid marriages for JT)..i'm sure that Frank Sinatra got more tail than Mickey Mantle at age 60
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/jeter-finally-ring-hannah-davis-article-1.1427196

Over Jeter’s illustrious 19-year career, the Captain has notched 3,300 hits — and nearly as many A-list girlfriends. The ever-consistent Jeter has dated famous beauties including Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewster, Minka Kelly, Vanessa Minnillo (now Lachey), Gabrielle Union, former Miss Universe Lara Dutta and Adriana Lima. He’s also been linked to Scarlett Johansson.

 
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Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :cool: :) :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Celebrity and money...

Then really all it takes is showing up in public with one hot chick. Face it, hot women are just hot women. Not too much different from high school girls who would want a guy that their "friend" has. Once you've tagged one (and not somehow ruined yourself), you're on the right path.

 
Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :cool: :) :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Celebrity and money...

Then really all it takes is showing up in public with one hot chick. Face it, hot women are just hot women. Not too much different from high school girls who would want a guy that their "friend" has. Once you've tagged one (and not somehow ruined yourself), you're on the right path.
My point was, there are plenty of rich celebrities who are better looking than Jeter. Maybe it's the allure that he's been the face of New York City athletics for the past 20 years.

 
Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Quite simple really: :cool: :) :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: How do you think Trump does it?
Celebrity and money...

Then really all it takes is showing up in public with one hot chick. Face it, hot women are just hot women. Not too much different from high school girls who would want a guy that their "friend" has. Once you've tagged one (and not somehow ruined yourself), you're on the right path.
:goodposting:

If you have a hot woman on your arm, women and men look at you differently. Guys are like "Damn I wanna party with that guy, she likely has hot freinds". Women are like "Hrm... I wonder what the deal is" or the malicious types are "I wonder if I can steal/bed X's man?" The guys who become "known" for bedding the cream of the crop suddenly start finding more starlets fighting for a chance to join those ranks.

Yes... yes he did.

 
YEAH JEETS!!!

"Thanks for a great night. Here's a complimentary gift basket with an autographed picture. Feel free to write your own name in there with a sharpie."

 
That is the greatest list in the history of the universe. Are you effing me? There's only one name I don't immediately recognize as out-of-this-world hot, and apparently she's a Miss Universe.

I know how Jeter does it. He's Derek freaking Jeter. What I've never understood is how he does it AND never loses his head, has a tabloid episode, or any noticeable drama whatsoever. He just keeps quietly banging the best of our spank banks and playing HOF level baseball. It's mind-boggling.

ETA: Ok, Mariah Carey is the one B level dip here. But he was hitting that back before The Crazy shook her into lala land. She was B level hot for a celebrity then, a D+ in FFA terms.

 
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Never understood why Jeter gets all those hot chicks. He looks like a turtle.
Gotta disagree here. He has a goofy haircut, sure, but he's a pretty handsome guy, especially back in his early days. I remember every chick in my dorms hanging posters of him up in their rooms like dudes hanging that classic Farah Fawcett bikini poster.

 
That is the greatest list in the history of the universe. Are you effing me? There's only one name I don't immediately recognize as out-of-this-world hot, and apparently she's a Miss Universe.

I know how Jeter does it. He's Derek freaking Jeter. What I've never understood is how he does it AND never loses his head, has a tabloid episode, or any noticeable drama whatsoever. He just keeps quietly banging the best of our spank banks and playing HOF level baseball. It's mind-boggling.

ETA: Ok, Mariah Carey is the one B level dip here. But he was hitting that back before The Crazy shook her into lala land. She was B level hot for a celebrity then, a D+ in FFA terms.
Well said here. Guy is flawless/teflon/joe cool/whatever you want to call it.

I also totally disagree about Mariah. She seems like a total #####, but she was hot as #### back when Jeter was tapping her. Anyone who says differently is delusional.

 
Jeter like to talk about himself in third person schtick style during the act,
I met a girl who banged Ben Roethlisberger. She said he actually did/does that and referred to himself as "Big Ben." ####### pro athletes.
:lmao:

I don't know. If I was famous and shagged some random hot chick one night, I'd probably run 3rd person ####ck just for the fun of it.

 
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That is the greatest list in the history of the universe. Are you effing me? There's only one name I don't immediately recognize as out-of-this-world hot, and apparently she's a Miss Universe.

I know how Jeter does it. He's Derek freaking Jeter. What I've never understood is how he does it AND never loses his head, has a tabloid episode, or any noticeable drama whatsoever. He just keeps quietly banging the best of our spank banks and playing HOF level baseball. It's mind-boggling.

ETA: Ok, Mariah Carey is the one B level dip here. But he was hitting that back before The Crazy shook her into lala land. She was B level hot for a celebrity then, a D+ in FFA terms.
Well said here. Guy is flawless/teflon/joe cool/whatever you want to call it.

I also totally disagree about Mariah. She seems like a total #####, but she was hot as #### back when Jeter was tapping her. Anyone who says differently is delusional.
:goodposting:

 

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