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Who here has a bumper sticker on their car? (1 Viewer)

I have a political bumper sticker

  • A bumper sticker on my car has some sort of political message

    Votes: 5 3.1%

  • I have a bumper sticker, but nothing political

    Votes: 20 12.3%

  • No bumper sticker

    Votes: 138 84.7%
  • Total voters
    163
fantasycurse42 said:
I refuse to believe only 5 of you have political bumper stickers on your car.
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Well, Tim has Hillaryvs picture airbrushed in the back window, so I guess it's not technically a bumper sticker.

And Higgs keeps his Trump stickers in the car, so he has something to jerk off to at red lights.

 
brohans the piles of crap that i drive dont just have bumper stickers on them they in fact have bumper stickers holding them together yep when it comes to the swcmobiles those babys are load bearing take that to the i aint no fbguy sitting high and mighty on wicker furniture bank bromigos 

 
I need to get a cool Arcade Fire one to balance out my Bernie and Dead stickers.  I have a beachouse club scanner/sticker on my front windshield.  Does that count also?  

 
Also, entire "rear dashboard" full of stuffed animals. Someone here has to have seen that before.

 
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I don't get the "Salt Life" stickers. Not even sure what that means. Or the things promoting businesses like Hurley. Why??? And in Cleveland I see "CHOC" stickers - promoting some crappy local candy. Just stupid.

Another thing - I never see memorial window stickers anywhere but Florida.

 
the cars with like 17 bumper stickers on them, and you can tell that roughly 90% have been there for a really, really long time already because they're peeling off.. those reek of mental instability to me. or what about the people who leave the car dealer's license plate cover on their license plate? why don't they take that off when they get home? or even worse, when the dealer who sold the car to them actually left behind an emblem with the dealership's name on it glued directly to the paint of the car

 
ChopMeat said:
Or the things promoting businesses like Hurley. Why???
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I've never understood these either. "Oh look at me, I was able to buy a prefabricated product. Take that!" Do people think its hard to purchase a thing, so much so that they have a need to announce it? Strikes me as really, really odd.

 
My uncles van had bigger wheels, rims, and the spoiler thing like the A team van.  It also had a girl in a bikini, holding a sword and shield, fighting a dragon painted on the sides. I wish I could do links.

 
PIK95 said:
I need to get a cool Arcade Fire one to balance out my Bernie and Dead stickers.  I have a beachouse club scanner/sticker on my front windshield.  Does that count also?  
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West Warwick has a beach club?

 
Spootch said:
ChopMeat said:
I don't get the "Salt Life" stickers. Not even sure what that means. Or the things promoting businesses like Hurley. Why??? And in Cleveland I see "CHOC" stickers - promoting some crappy local candy. Just stupid.

Another thing - I never see memorial window stickers anywhere but Florida.
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I always think it says Slut Life but then I end up sorely disappointed when I pull up next to the girl to ogle her
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SaltLife.com Surfing based clothing.

 
Tom Servo said:
Incomplete without bubble windows, shag carpeting, and an airbrushed painting of Vikings on the side.
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Sorry to report - Airbrushed topless mermaid

 
i think that you put the thing of a lower value on the thing of a higher value so with my pileocrapmobiles that means that i stick a car on my bumper sticker just sayin the truth hurts sometimes brohans take that to the bank

 
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Arizona Ron said:
So, for you bumpersticker folks.  You put bumperstickers on new cars or does it have to be an older car?
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I have been trying to only put magnets on the van, so that if we sold it I can take them off easily. My van is 10+ years old and we are driving it into the ground, so quality on trade-in isn't that important; however, when we get a new one, I would continue with magnets.

 
Throne Brothers (fishing tackle)

Phantom Lures

Muskie Hunter (magazine sticker)

Minnesota Loons Lacrosse

One in each of the 4 corners of my Explorer's back window.

 
Bumper sticker = road rage?

"So assuming you can even afford to drive this summer, stay away from cars with bumper stickers. As the Colorado scientists report, people with lots of bumper stickers and decals on their car were 16 percent more likely to succumb to road rage. As Szlemko told Nature magazine, “The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving.”

 
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 I've never put a bumper sticker on a vehicle, but I bought a used minivan that has 2 stickers (College of Charleston and Northeastern). I'm too lazy to take them off. If I ever sell it, l might throw a UNC sticker on it though. 

About 13 years ago, I did have some Dale Earnhardt Jr. #8 magnets on each front door of my little red car. Still have the car, but lost the magnets long ago.
 

 
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Basically, the only good thing about bumper stickers is when you're stuck in some lame souvenir store while your wife shops and you have nothing better to do than go through the display and find a couple that actually give you a half second chuckle. 

But to actually put them on your car?

 And I'm not sure what's worse, the original bumper sticker or the one making fun of that specific bumper sticker (even if it's kinda funny). 

Like variants on the 26.2 thing:

"26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting)"

"0.0 (I don't run)"

"Whatever distance impresses you"

 
Being a Jeep owner I have quite a few clever ones on my rig.  However, the one that gets me the most high-fives at the club meets reads "If I wanted a Hummer I'd call your sister."  Classic.

 
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