Who wins a fight between a Platypus and a Beaver? (1 Viewer)

[cloppbeast]

Assume a neutral field.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

We're all winners.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Platypus. They are venomous.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Platypus. They are venomous.

 

[comfortably numb]

Gotta be a d i ck joke here somewhere

 

[larch]

Easy, Perry the Platypus.

 

[Gawain]

Beaver.

A full grown beaver can be 40 lbs and held off our 60 lb dog.

A Platypus is small. I was amazed when I saw how tiny they were when I was in Australia.

 

[randall146]

I'm shocked platypi are 1.5-5 lbs per my googles

 

[Fennis]

Nice platypus.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

 

[Riversco]

In a Pokemon battle, the trainer factor is often overlooked.

 

[Leviathan]

Nice platypus.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

+1 for the quasi-Naked Gun reference.

 

[Das Boot]

Is the platypus hairy?