Who would win - You versus a large Grey Wolf (1 Viewer)

[Kanil]

So the question came up at work today about whether or not you would win in a fight to the death versus a single large (we're talking 140ish lbs) Grey Wolf.  I'm under the opinion that I would be a huge favorite (95%ish??) against the wolf.  I'm 5'-11", 200lbs (but I'm a FBG so 12lbs of that is obviously pecker) but the guys that work for me don't believe it.

So the question is, do you think if it was you versus a wolf on flat ground with no weapons, you versus a wolf, would you win?

 

[Weebs210]

Weapons or no weapons?

 

[IC FBGCav]

So the question came up at work today about whether or not you would win in a fight to the death versus a single large (we're talking 140ish lbs) Grey Wolf.  I'm under the opinion that I would be a huge favorite (95%ish??) against the wolf.  I'm 5'-11", 200lbs (but I'm a FBG so 12lbs of that is obviously pecker) but the guys that work for me don't believe it.

So the question is, do you think if it was you versus a wolf on flat ground with no weapons, you versus a wolf, would you win?

50/50 shot.

 

[The Future Champs]

So the question came up at work today about whether or not you would win in a fight to the death versus a single large (we're talking 140ish lbs) Grey Wolf.  I'm under the opinion that I would be a huge favorite (95%ish??) against the wolf.  I'm 5'-11", 200lbs (but I'm a FBG so 12lbs of that is obviously pecker) but the guys that work for me don't believe it.

So the question is, do you think if it was you versus a wolf on flat ground with no weapons, you versus a wolf, would you win?

Just show the guys your pecker if they don't believe you.

 

[Don Quixote]

You work with Arian Foster?

 

[IC FBGCav]

You are going to have to choke it to death or break limbs, you are not going to punch it to death easily.

 

[The General]

I saw a documentary where Liam Neeson fought a whole pack of them. Can't remember how it turned out.

 

[Kanil]

You work with Arian Foster?

That's what started the whole conversation.

 

[IC FBGCav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gb7G_MvaRc

 

[Kanil]

Weapons or no weapons?

No weapons.

 

[James Daulton]

So the question came up at work today about whether or not you would win in a fight to the death versus a single large (we're talking 140ish lbs) Grey Wolf.  I'm under the opinion that I would be a huge favorite (95%ish??) against the wolf.  I'm 5'-11", 200lbs (but I'm a FBG so 12lbs of that is obviously pecker) but the guys that work for me don't believe it.

So the question is, do you think if it was you versus a wolf on flat ground with no weapons, you versus a wolf, would you win?

lol, the wolf would literally eat your lunch.  And by your I mean you for.

 

[Pipes]

I'm in my mid-40's now.  Without any sort of weapons or tools I'm toast.  How do you plan on fighting off said wolf?  This reeks of Matuski fighting a professional superbantam weight boxer or whatever weight class that was.

 

[Dickies]

140lb wolf would tear me (and just about any person) to shreds 

 

[RokNRole]

6 foot around 210-220

I think I could take the wolf but would die if blood loss pretty fast if I didn't get medical attention right away.

Best case scenario I dodge the first attack and take the wolf out with a rear naked choke and come away with only a few scratches.

worst case besides death I have to split the wolfs jaws like King Kong to take him down with grave injury

 

[RokNRole]

I saw a documentary where Liam Neeson fought a whole pack of them. Can't remember how it turned out.

He had mini bar bottles.

This is no weapons allowed

 

[otb_lifer]

No weapons.

for me? the wolf?  both? 

 

[Thunderlips]

No weapons?

What are you wearing?

Does the wolf know it needs to fight to the death initially....or is it just acting on an instinct that will turn into it knowing that it needs to fight to the death?

Without weapons, I think the wolf will make the human bleed first.....that's no good for the human. 

 

[Kanil]

I've wrestled with my 200lb dog and while that's obviously not the same, I feel like I could control the head long enough for me to gouge out eyes... once that's done it's over (although I'd expect to get bloodied up doing it).

 

[RokNRole]

You are going to have to choke it to death or break limbs, you are not going to punch it to death easily.

Would break your hand and not even slow the wolf down

 

[RokNRole]

I've wrestled with my 200lb dog and while that's obviously not the same, I feel like I could control the head long enough for me to gouge out eyes... once that's done it's over (although I'd expect to get bloodied up doing it).

Test this and report back

 

[Thunderlips]

I've wrestled with my 200lb dog and while that's obviously not the same, I feel like I could control the head long enough for me to gouge out eyes... once that's done it's over (although I'd expect to get bloodied up doing it).

I have to imagine though that your dog isn't (literally and figuratively) going for the jugular right out of the gate...you're getting a certain benefit of the doubt. 

 

[RokNRole]

I'm in my mid-40's now.  Without any sort of weapons or tools I'm toast.  How do you plan on fighting off said wolf?  This reeks of Matuski fighting a professional superbantam weight boxer or whatever weight class that was.

3 way dance of death

you

140 pound wolf

Manny

who comes away with the intercontinental title?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

I often battle my 160 lb dog, one shot to the nose and he backs off real quick. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOk0VTqCmN8

 

[ChiefD]

I wear a wolf shirt daily. He would cower under it's greatness as he would recognize his maker in that shirt.

 

[RokNRole]

I often battle my 160 lb dog, one shot to the nose and he backs off real quick. 

Why do you hit your dog in the nose?

 

[Pipes]

LOL at people comparing this to wrestling with your dog.  Dogs have been domesticated and are soft.  Plus you're the alpha in the pack no way they come at you like a wolf would.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Why do you hit your dog in the nose?

Because thats how I win the fight with him??

 

[Tackling Dummies]

I saw a documentary where Liam Neeson fought a whole pack of them. Can't remember how it turned out.

Dude cannot keep track of his family on numerous occasions, so I am calling shenanigans.  

 

[RokNRole]

LOL at people comparing this to wrestling with your dog.  Dogs have been domesticated and our soft.  Plus you're the alpha in the pack no way they come at you like a wolf would.

Could always pop the collar and spike your hair beforehand so the wolf knows you are an alpha

 

[matuski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gb7G_MvaRc

So yell at it and pick up a stick.  I can handle that.

 

[RokNRole]

Because thats how I win the fight with him??

What are you fighting about?

 

[wikkidpissah]

whoever gets throat first wins, simple as that. easy to get throat on any single canine

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

What are you fighting about?

Mostly bacon

 

[RokNRole]

whoever gets throat first wins, simple as that. easy to get throat on any single canine

Just spread peanut butter on your nads

 

[RokNRole]

Mostly bacon

I would have guessed he wasn't contributing around the house enough

damn freeloaders

 

[Pipes]

whoever gets throat first wins, simple as that. easy to get throat on any single canine

A single canine yes?  A wild wolf? I'm not so sure.  Should've known the FFA had so many bad asses.  Most of us soft city boys would piss ourselves if face to face with a snarling 140 pound wolf.

 

[EYLive]

Naked - No chance.
Armor - I would hurl myself at it like Sonic the Hedgehog and hope for the best. 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

I've wrestled with my 200lb dog and while that's obviously not the same, I feel like I could control the head long enough for me to gouge out eyes... once that's done it's over (although I'd expect to get bloodied up doing it).

You're dreaming

 

[Da Guru]

I think I could win if the wolf did not get my neck...but not come out unscathed.  Have to land some hard kicks to the ribs and stomach area first. A headlock/choke around the neck would eventually choke out the wolf as long as you could take it gnawing on your arm in the process.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

lol, the wolf would literally eat your lunch.  And by your I mean you for.

I had to read this like 5 times but now I get it.

 

[Pipes]

Also what are we wearing?  If we can wear a full set of hydes and furs that offer protection the our odds go up drastically.  If we're on a walk wearing shorts, t shirt and flip flops and this battle occurs we're in big trouble.

 

[Bucky86]

 If it's an actual fight to the death,(where the Wolf is determined to attack you first as well) I don't see a human without weapons winning. One bite to an arm would damage it severely and make it useless. Then you're one handed against a 140 pound wolf? No way. 

 

[RokNRole]

Naked - No chance.
Armor - I would hurl myself at it like Sonic the Hedgehog and hope for the best. 

Can I draw you fighting off a wolf with your dong?

 

[eoMMan]

Can he switch back into human form like Jacob?

Is the wolfirst domesticed or was he pulled straight from the wild?

Is he gay?

 

[James Daulton]

A freaking toy poodle attacking a grown man would startle the #### out of him and he would take damage.  The unrestrained malice an attacking animal can bring to bear is like nothing most of us have experienced.  A large wolf would make quick work of us.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Just spread peanut butter on your nads

sometimes i get pretty close to giving you a "like" but then i think you'll post even more....

 

[Pipes]

 If it's an actual fight to the death,(where the Wolf is determined to attack you first as well) I don't see a human without weapons winning. One bite to an arm would damage it severely and make it useless. Then you're one handed against a 140 pound wolf? No way. 

Yeah I think your only shot is to have the wolf lock on to one of your arms and while he's doing that get on his back and go for the choke.  Not sure many of us here are tough enough to pull off such a manuever while our arm is being shredded.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Foster’s right — his thumbs give him a clear advantage in this scenario. He can choke out or restrain the wolf, who he outweighs, while the wolf really only has one weapon, his mouth. Once he bites, as long as it’s a body part that isn’t life threatening, Foster has the upper hand.

Wouldn't his claws be a weapon as well?

 

[RokNRole]

sometimes i get pretty close to giving you a "like" but then i think you'll post even more....

Is that even possible?