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Who would win - You vs. Winston Wolfe (1 Viewer)

who walks away alive?

  • You

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Winston

    Votes: 7 77.8%

  • Total voters
    9
Went with Winston.

However, I once had a cleaning company...never did the specific work in the vid, but did crookedly straighten out lots a little spills. ;)

Winston would eat my lunch and then...make me wash the dishes, wipe the counter and toss the crumbs. :(

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He's a contract killer who is routinely around violence.  I'm now a chubby nerd who hasn't been in a fight since 7th grade and finds physical violence to be nonsensical and would pull back immediately if I thought I was actually hurting him. 

He'd crush me. 

 
the Wolfe as per Pulp specs (late 40s?) - no weapons.  straight up brawl, with no accoutrements at either one's disposal. 
Wait...we are fighting?

I thought we were cleaning. Should have read the poll header better. Doh.

Hmmm, I may have to think a little more on this.  

Back after lunch.Meanwhile...
OK...lunch is over.

I did a search to see if there were any clips of WW fighting that I did not remember. Didn't find any...so, going on speculation.

1) I'm late 40's...so age balances out.

2) Size is close enough to not be an issue.

3) No weapons or accouterments...hmmm...I guess this is a wash.

Thus, it comes down to off-screen experience for both us. Neither would know the other's strengths or weaknesses.

I would give it a go...opening odds at 50-50 to boot.

Ah..speaking of boots, if they are not consider an accouterment, then us KY boys carry some pretty mean points on our toes at times...thus, if allowed, bump the odds up to 52-48...in the hillbilly's favor!   :P

I still concede his cleaning skills far surpass my own, but I got out of the biz much earlier in life and am very rusty...can hardly clean my own kitchen sink these days.  :(

 

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