Who would you rather be? (1 Viewer)

[Captain Cranks]

That God dude comes down and says you can be one of three guys for the rest of your life.  Once you decide, there's no changing or altering who you are through diet, exercise, or plastic surgery.  Everything else about you including your personality and your wealth would be the same. 

A.  Handsome face, bad body, 90 IQ.  Think David Beckham's head on Jonah Hill's body with a 90 IQ.

B.  Ugly face, excellent body, 90 IQ.  Think Jonah Hill's head on David Beckham's body with a 90 IQ.

C.  Ugly face, bad body, 140 IQ.  Think Jonah Hill with a 140 IQ.  

For reference...

Beckham

Hill

 

[ChiefD]

All 3 are worthless. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

B. B is for butterface

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm already #3.

Except for the 140 IQ.

 

[EYLive]

B. A good body hopefully means good health. I'm already married so the face doesn't matter much and I don't really consider Jonah Hill to be ugly. And since my personality & wealth doesn't change, a 140 IQ does me no good except to be disappointed that my friends and family are much dumber than me.

 

[ShamrockPride]

If you had a gun to my head. I'd rather a nice face. Nothing beats a good smile. But at the end of the day, moneys all that matters to da wimenz.

 

[Hu-Tang Clan]

A. You can always work on your Jonah Hill body but without plastic surgery, you can't change your face.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I would kick God's ### for offering me such crappy choices.  I'd point out that Cthulhu had offered me better deals on all three parameters. I'd give god one chance to step up his game, like Trump did with China.

 

[Ray Barboni]

A. You can always work on your Jonah Hill body but without plastic surgery, you can't change your face.

... read the rules 

That God dude comes down and says you can be one of three guys for the rest of your life.  Once you decide, there's no changing or altering who you are through diet, exercise, or plastic surgery.  Everything else about you including your personality and your wealth would be the same. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

I prefer having a 12" hog.

 

[-OZ-]

C

I'm a married attorney, over 40 with 5 kids. My face and body are basically irrelevant. 

 

[Koya]

I prefer having a 12" hog.

It's not all it's cracked up to be, GB.

 

[EYLive]

C leading with 45.5% - not surprising this place is full of ugly out of shape guys with a high opinion of their own intelligence.

 

[Koya]

FWIW, as a member of the #3 club (well of these choices... I'll have to get my MENSA card out from the dust), I can attest that as a guy ages, the intelligence factor plays a much larger role. I remember watching my dad and step dad totally draw chicks with this soft professorial type approach (though my dad talks more than raw intelligence but compensates nicely by being a world class musician. My step dad is brilliant and very professorial and the chicks love it). 

Now working on that transition myself 

 

[-OZ-]

C leading with 45.5% - not surprising this place is full of ugly out of shape guys with a high opinion of their own intelligence.

The question isn't what we are, but which we'd choose.

 

[EYLive]

The question isn't what we are, but which we'd choose.

Oh, I understand the question. I believe that the results of the poll is indicative of the self-image of the voters.

 

[tommyboy]

Good looking and stupid is a double win because stupid people don't know they're stupid. So you'd be hot and smart

 

[Koya]

Good looking and stupid is a double win because stupid people don't know they're stupid. So you'd be hot and smart

This is actually a good point.