Whole office has a case of the Mondays (1 Viewer)

[Jayrod]

This place is like a zombie movie. There are only 6 of us in my office and everyone is just shuffling around, not even talking to one another. Its been raining here for like 3 days straight and I think it is starting to get to everyone. I'm exhausted from a long weekend of activities and I know my boss went to the Texas/OU game, so he's extra tired as well.

I've pretty much just waved at two people and haven't said two words to anyone. I haven't overheard anyone talking either. Its actually quite nice.

We have a staff meeting in about 10 minutes and I'm thinking about blaring some AC/DC Thunderstruck just to set the mood.

OK, that's it...have a nice day, everyone.

 

[Jayrod]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

 

[mquinnjr]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

Better start hiding brains.

 

[Bucky86]

You would take off your pants if you really wanted to set the mood.

 

[Jayrod]

You would take off your pants if you really wanted to set the mood.

Good point.

They didn't respond well to Thunderstruck....may try this.

 

[comfortably numb]

They are firing you at the end of the day. Your email account has been deactivated. People are acting weird around you.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

Better start hiding brains.

Jayrod should be safe.

 

[Hang 10]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

Better start hiding brains.

Jayrod should be safe.

 

[Jayrod]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

Better start hiding brains.

Jayrod should be safe.

Your moms safe.

 

[Jayrod]

They are firing you at the end of the day. Your email account has been deactivated. People are acting weird around you.

Please....Its not like I spend all day on here and playing clash of clans.

 

[Jayrod]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

Better start hiding brains.

Jayrod should be safe.

I'm starting to picture you as the janitor from Scrubs.

 

[FUBAR]

Maybe they realized it's Columbus Day and shouldn't be working?

 

[eoMMan]

Go look for some JLaw nudes and email them to your coworkers. That'll liven things up.

 

[Jayrod]

Maybe they realized it's Columbus Day and shouldn't be working?

We don't celebrate mass murderers around here, guy.

 

[FUBAR]

Maybe they realized it's Columbus Day and shouldn't be working?

We don't celebrate mass murderers around here, guy.

You would get more days off if you did.

 

[Scoresman]

look at some porn

 

[Jayrod]

look at some porn

get thee behind me

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Should be over by tomorrow.

 

[Quez]

There is maybe 1 other person in my office that I can bs with about football. Jeez, wtf do these people do all weekend!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

There is maybe 1 other person in my office that I can bs with about football. Jeez, wtf do these people do all weekend!

My best guess is that they all go to freaky secret sex parties that they can't divulge to outsiders like you (and that other guy) that were busy watching football.

 

[Insein]

Also, didn't get a single email all weekend. That pretty much has never happened since I started.

I sent myself an email just to make sure it still worked.

Maybe all of my office are really zombies?

Better start hiding brains.

Check.

Amirite

 

[Reegus]

look at some porn

get thee behind me

Tell the story on Friday please.