Who's hottest Miss USA 1981 - swimsuit competition (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

The swimsuit competition 

Ignore the scores at the bottom of the screen from the judges. Make your own choice.

 

[xulf]

Wtf kind of pervo #### were you looking up when you found this?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Censorship is a funny thing. The pageant was apparently so worried about cameltoe that they overpadded feline regions to the point they all look like droogies in Clockwork Orange. Yikes!

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Miss Ohio and Miss Arizona.  Man that 80s hair was something else.

 

[Tom Servo]

Wtf kind of pervo #### were you looking up when you found this?

I subscribe to Atlas Obscura on twitter.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I voted Ms LA just out of loyalty but I do think it's interesting that in 2016 these are still the states with the hottest women, though I'd plug in MS for OH.

 

[[scooter]]

Is next..........svimwear!!!

 

[McGarnicle]

I like how they all walk out of a giant cooch.

 

[Marmalade]

How did they get all that bush into those swimsuits?  Big hair down there was a thing in the 80's.  That smell had to be awful.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Damn, Bob Barker was so good.

 

[Hov34]

tl;dw

 

[SameSongNDance]

Meh, I've jacked off to worse quality videos.

Edit: Indiana

 

[James Daulton]

Censorship is a funny thing. The pageant was apparently so worried about cameltoe that they overpadded feline regions to the point they all look like droogies in Clockwork Orange. Yikes!

That's natural padding my friend.

 

[Tom Servo]

tl;dw

It's 8 minutes chief.  You've watched more p0rn than that.

 

[Angry Beavers]

It all seems like they are walking out of a giant female body part...... just sayin'

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This thread is a day early.  Tomorrow is National Retro Masturbation Day. 

I went Ohio, looks like that state finally got something right. 

 

[Tom Servo]

This thread is a day early.  Tomorrow is National Retro Masturbation Day. 

 

[Otis]

Meh. 

 

[msommer]

That hair (yes, I do mean all of if) had better not make a comeback in my lifetime

 

[wikkidpissah]

This thread is a day early.  Tomorrow is National Retro Masturbation Day. 

You mean i frottaged my inflatable John Forsythe doll for nothing?!

 

[Tom Servo]

Meh. 

Sorry they're not heroin chic.

 

[MikeIke]

You mean i frottaged my inflatable John Forsythe doll for nothing?!

I wouldn't say your effort was wasted. 

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Went with Alabama. 

 

[JaxBill]

It all seems like they are walking out of a giant female body part...... just sayin'

Yeah I was wondering if the set makers went on to work on viagra commercials 

 

[Nigel]

Went with Alabama. 

Yes, despite the strong blonde-bias among the judges.

 

[[scooter]]

Two bits of random trivia:

- Miss New York was disqualified for padding her bra (THE HORROR!)

- Miss Hawaii was schoolmates with...Barack Obama

 

[simsarge]

That judge with the glasses looked like he was trying not let loose in his whitey tighties

 

[tommyboy]

I finished after #2

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

It all seems like they are walking out of a giant female body part...... just sayin'

Well not surprising you'd say that considering your handle.

 

[shuke]

Alabama

I was going to do the full shuke rankingTM but they all pretty much look the same.

 

[elguapo07]

I that think the bigger question is how many of these contestants did Barker tap?  

Dian Parkinson was just a side dish for old butthole Bob as I'm sure he tore threw the East, Midwest and was working his way down south - come on down!

The price is wrong, #####!