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Who's Wittiest? Friday Quiplash - 5/18 Quipslip - Results being posted (1 Viewer)

If I don't have 2 more replacements or responses from the 2 other slackers by the time I get Kilgore's responses, 2 groups of you are going to face Mod Responses.

 
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Really glad I followed the spirit of the game here and lobbed in first thought answers.  Had I known I had several hours to come up with something I might have taken a little time.

 
R1:

A. The first Game of Thrones spinoff to air on HBO.

1. Ginger menage, the story behind and in front of roz, ygritte and sansa 
2. Great Dornish Bake-Off 
3. Hodor uncensored
4. Ser Pounce, the untold chronicles. How I used that dewsh Joffrey's beanbag as a scratching post while he slept.

B. Invent a new wedding tradition

1. Naked Bridesmaids Brunch
2. 21 gun salute to mark the death of BJs.
3. Avocado Toasts
4. Cutting the cheese (welcoming the bride to marriage)

C. What's the name of that cheese shop you've always wanted to open?

1. To Brie or Not to Brie
2. Cheeses of Nazareth
3. Le Fromage Lodge
4. Stank

D. Worst part of being Oprah's lackey.   

1. What are your plans to win a Grammy? Sweet taste of victory like Oprah's punany
2. Wiping her ***
3. Being Oprah's "surprise under her chair" for sexytime nights with Steadman.
4. Cleaning Tom Cruise's footprints off the couch

E. Headline of an article found in The Onion about Cav's shvantz.

1. Cav's Penis Hears Both Laurel and Yanny
2. When 8 actually isn't enough
3. Limbo contest at children's party goes horribly wrong
4. Local Man injures penis in lawn mower tragedy

F. It's a little-known fact that there's a secret area in the White House known as the _________ Room.

1. Mud Room - it's a nice buffer between the garage and the entryway.
2. Truman Cocaine Room
3. Illuminati 
4. Abe Lincoln Memorial S&M

G. A board game marketed for nudists. 

1. Droops & Flabbers 
2. Her Chute, Your Ladder
3. Boobs and Flabbers 
4. Apples to Berries

R2:

H. Arya Stark's Twitter handle.

1. @NeedlePoint
2. @BoringYouinBraavos 
3. @listmaker 
4. @NoOne

I. Name of your dog's favorite artist.

1. Three Dog Night
2. Leonardo da Vizsla
3. Three Treat Night
4. Barksy's 

J. It turns out Trump thought DACA stood for _______.

1. Dollars After Coitus Allocation
2. Don't ask, covfefe. Alsoscrewobama. 
3. Dumb *** Cuban Arsonisttypepeople
4. Dream About Catching ***

K. Name of the new daytime soap opera for rabbits.

1. General Hopspital
2. Watership ER
3. The Fast and the Furriest
4. All My Leverets 

L. Name of that restaurant you wish you hadn't eaten at last night.

1. T.G.I.Salmonella's
2. Brown Lobster 
3. I Can't believe it's not Butter!  Spray.
4. Rhea's Diner (Little did I know Rhea's first name was Dia)

M. Name of the next Louis CK standup special on HBO.

1. Fapping at the Filmore
2. Laughing Her-*** off
3. I'll Be Done in 3 Minutes
4. Louis CK: I'm a Grower not Shower, hold on a second…

N. Everyone got a good laugh during Cards Against Humanity when I played, "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious #######" on _________.

1. "What is one thing EG wishes he had tried at least once"
2. Her Heiney 
3. Toast
4. Avocado toast

O. The worst kids board game ever would be _____ in the Pants.
1. Sandusky
2. "Let's take turns masturbating" 
3. Priest 
4. Pope

P. Slogan for our next President's election campaign.

1. Build that Sex Doll 
2. Olitics. Keeping the P out of Politics.
3. Jyna
4. For the Love of God vote for me

Q. Advertising slogan for a new alcoholic beverage targeting welfare recipients

1. Section 8? More like Sloshed and Great!
2. See You Next Tuesday Whiskey: A smooth drinking whiskey for when you want to call the cops on some black folks having a barbeque. 
3. EBTequila - Because it's deposit day and you need a drink. 
4. Drink your Lottery Tickets away!

R. Name of the new weed dispensary targeting professional athletes.

1. Bud, Sweat and Cheers 
2. "We're Gonna Need a Bigger CBA" 
3. Like any weed dispensary isn't already flush with professional athletes
4. Yankees Locker Room

S. Unexpected Star Wars spin off film.

1. All Night Leia
2. Rogue Two: Electric Boogaloo
3. Cooking With Porgs
4. C-3PO: Complete Etiquette and Protocol

T. Miracle of Jesus that nobody seems to remember

1. Being the only white guy in the region.
2. He could get Eve to S T F U
3. He invented the electric beard trimmer before electricity existed
4. He could get an erection by snapping his fingers

U. Jared Kushner's wifi password, probably.

1. Qu8r$ 
2. password
3. IvankasBeard
4. myfatherinlawisbangingmywife2346

 
Bob Sacamano said:
R1:

A. The first Game of Thrones spinoff to air on HBO.

1. Ginger menage, the story behind and in front of roz, ygritte and sansa 
2. Great Dornish Bake-Off 
3. Hodor uncensored
4. Ser Pounce, the untold chronicles. How I used that dewsh Joffrey's beanbag as a scratching post while he slept.

B. Invent a new wedding tradition

1. Naked Bridesmaids Brunch
2. 21 gun salute to mark the death of BJs.
3. Avocado Toasts
4. Cutting the cheese (welcoming the bride to marriage)

C. What's the name of that cheese shop you've always wanted to open?

1. To Brie or Not to Brie
2. Cheeses of Nazareth
3. Le Fromage Lodge
4. Stank

D. Worst part of being Oprah's lackey.   

1. What are your plans to win a Grammy? Sweet taste of victory like Oprah's punany
2. Wiping her ###
3. Being Oprah's "surprise under her chair" for sexytime nights with Steadman.
4. Cleaning Tom Cruise's footprints off the couch

E. Headline of an article found in The Onion about Cav's shvantz.

1. Cav's Penis Hears Both Laurel and Yanny
2. When 8 actually isn't enough
3. Limbo contest at children's party goes horribly wrong
4. Local Man injures penis in lawn mower tragedy

F. It's a little-known fact that there's a secret area in the White House known as the _________ Room.

1. Mud Room - it's a nice buffer between the garage and the entryway.
2. Truman Cocaine Room
3. Illuminati 
4. Abe Lincoln Memorial S&M

G. A board game marketed for nudists. 

1. Droops & Flabbers 
2. Her Chute, Your Ladder
3. Boobs and Flabbers 
4. Apples to Berries

R2:

H. Arya Stark's Twitter handle.

1. @NeedlePoint
2. @BoringYouinBraavos 
3. @listmaker 
4. @NoOne

I. Name of your dog's favorite artist.

1. Three Dog Night
2. Leonardo da Vizsla
3. Three Treat Night
4. Barksy's 

J. It turns out Trump thought DACA stood for _______.

1. Dollars After Coitus Allocation
2. Don't ask, covfefe. Alsoscrewobama. 
3. Dumb ### Cuban Arsonisttypepeople
4. Dream About Catching ###

K. Name of the new daytime soap opera for rabbits.

1. General Hopspital
2. Watership ER
3. The Fast and the Furriest
4. All My Leverets 

L. Name of that restaurant you wish you hadn't eaten at last night.

1. T.G.I.Salmonella's
2. Brown Lobster 
3. I Can't believe it's not Butter!  Spray.
4. Rhea's Diner (Little did I know Rhea's first name was Dia)

M. Name of the next Louis CK standup special on HBO.

1. Fapping at the Filmore
2. Laughing Her-### off
3. I'll Be Done in 3 Minutes
4. Louis CK: I'm a Grower not Shower, hold on a second…

N. Everyone got a good laugh during Cards Against Humanity when I played, "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious #######" on _________.

1. "What is one thing EG wishes he had tried at least once"
2. Her Heiney 
3. Toast
4. Avocado toast

O. The worst kids board game ever would be _____ in the Pants.
1. Sandusky
2. "Let's take turns masturbating" 
3. Priest 
4. Pope

P. Slogan for our next President's election campaign.

1. Build that Sex Doll 
2. Olitics. Keeping the P out of Politics.
3. Jyna
4. For the Love of God vote for me

Q. Advertising slogan for a new alcoholic beverage targeting welfare recipients

1. Section 8? More like Sloshed and Great!
2. See You Next Tuesday Whiskey: A smooth drinking whiskey for when you want to call the cops on some black folks having a barbeque. 
3. EBTequila - Because it's deposit day and you need a drink. 
4. Drink your Lottery Tickets away!

R. Name of the new weed dispensary targeting professional athletes.

1. Bud, Sweat and Cheers 
2. "We're Gonna Need a Bigger CBA" 
3. Like any weed dispensary isn't already flush with professional athletes
4. Yankees Locker Room

S. Unexpected Star Wars spin off film.

1. All Night Leia
2. Rogue Two: Electric Boogaloo
3. Cooking With Porgs
4. C-3PO: Complete Etiquette and Protocol

T. Miracle of Jesus that nobody seems to remember

1. Being the only white guy in the region.
2. He could get Eve to S T F U
3. He invented the electric beard trimmer before electricity existed
4. He could get an erection by snapping his fingers

U. Jared Kushner's wifi password, probably.

1. Qu8r$ 
2. password
3. IvankasBeard
4. myfatherinlawisbangingmywife2346
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:lmao:

 
Some very good ones.  

One prompt had four good answers

And three people apparently don't know how to play Cards Against Humanity.

 
If Cheeses of Nazareth was original, it would be perfect.  As a callback to a Modern Family episode, it is merely very good.

 
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