WIS V All-Time Baseball Draft: HARRRRRRRIFIC (1 Viewer)

[ScottNorwood]

By the way, I would've won the last sim if Rolen didn't cheat. And I voted to allow him to cheat because Capella thought it was funny. I blame Capella for every failure in my life, and trust me there have been plenty.

 

[Koya]

no idea how my squad lost.

weren't TRE and Koya in the finals?

you guys didn't even make it out of round 1.

My team with OC ruled that thing. Unitas and Sayers? That was just the beginning. Not exactly like I am the most beloved poster round these parts.

But CF didn't cheat for you

Who is CF?

 

[Capella]

By the way, I would've won the last sim if Rolen didn't cheat. And I voted to allow him to cheat because Capella thought it was funny. I blame Capella for every failure in my life, and trust me there have been plenty.

I have enough failures for all of us.RnR cheating was funny. Nipspella will be employing this strategy.

Cheat to win, win to cheat

 

[10993]

no idea how my squad lost.

weren't TRE and Koya in the finals?

you guys didn't even make it out of round 1.

My team with OC ruled that thing. Unitas and Sayers? That was just the beginning. Not exactly like I am the most beloved poster round these parts.

But CF didn't cheat for you

Who is CF?

Coltsfreak. Used his aliai to be Cappy and me. Sad day in the FFA.

 

[Koya]

no idea how my squad lost.

weren't TRE and Koya in the finals?

you guys didn't even make it out of round 1.

My team with OC ruled that thing. Unitas and Sayers? That was just the beginning. Not exactly like I am the most beloved poster round these parts.

Why is that?

Maybe cause Im a blunt, overly opinionated grating #######?

 

[ThisGuy]

no idea how my squad lost.

weren't TRE and Koya in the finals?

you guys didn't even make it out of round 1.

My team with OC ruled that thing. Unitas and Sayers? That was just the beginning. Not exactly like I am the most beloved poster round these parts.

Why is that?

Maybe cause Im a blunt, overly opinionated grating #######?

You're cool in my book, blood. :gang:

 

[hoopsfan3386]

Ok, so after we add Funkwood, Higgins, Dr. Detroit, and Ulysses... we've got two spots open.  One is reserved for Eephus.  This means that GWB, Cappy, and Rudnicki have 1 spot to fight over.  Unless, of course, we kick Larry out.

No Nipsey? What do we do for shtick?!?

Nipsey has instructed us to fill the league, and then have a vote for the 24th participant between himself and Koya. Winner plays, loser goes home.

Wow, talk about ego.

His services come at a cost, unfortunately. RIP Koya.

:greatposting:

 

[hoopsfan3386]

Unless, of course, we kick Larry out.

I considered this a requirement.

Tap

Me and Larry have teamed up to ensure there are no shenanigans. Team "Our 1st Round Pick is NOT for Sale!" ready to go.

 

[hoopsfan3386]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

The "351" is one of the greatest accomplishments that has occured during my life-time.

 

[Koya]

no idea how my squad lost.

weren't TRE and Koya in the finals?

you guys didn't even make it out of round 1.

My team with OC ruled that thing. Unitas and Sayers? That was just the beginning. Not exactly like I am the most beloved poster round these parts.

Why is that?

Maybe cause Im a blunt, overly opinionated grating #######?

You're cool in my book, blood. :gang:

:gang:(you must be an ####### too )

 

[Koya]

Koya's goin nowhere. Need revenge after missing playoffs for the first time in the last three sims.

F'n Koufax.

 

[hoopsfan3386]

Koya's goin nowhere. Need revenge after missing playoffs for the first time in the last three sims.

F'n Koufax.

GL with the vote. I'm sure it'll be close...

 

[Funkley]

x 2

My friend you have no idea. We are just getting warmed up.

I haven't even had a Showdown with anyone yet.

Wanna go?

There's simply no other message board shtick that makes me laugh more than Homer @ RJ along with that avatar. ####ing kills me. It was a nice run for Mr Phoenix. More like Mr Vagisil.

 

[ThisGuy]

******Serious Question****** fo' real

Is there a ceiling in terms of salary we can use? I know $255 million is the limit, but looking at some of these salaries, there is a chance some of us may come close or exceed that.

Can we field a $300 million team, or are we constrained to $255 million. Thanks, I'll hang up now.

 

[10993]

******Serious Question****** fo' real

Is there a ceiling in terms of salary we can use? I know $255 million is the limit, but looking at some of these salaries, there is a chance some of us may come close or exceed that.

Can we field a $300 million team, or are we constrained to $255 million. Thanks, I'll hang up now.

We'll go as high as it will let us. I think we can get to $300 mil, but if it's capped at $255, that's what we'll have to go with.

 

[ThisGuy]

******Serious Question******  fo' real

Is there a ceiling in terms of salary we can use?  I know $255 million is the limit, but looking at some of these salaries, there is a chance some of us may come close or exceed that.

Can we field a $300 million team, or are we constrained to $255 million.  Thanks, I'll hang up now.

We'll go as high as it will let us. I think we can get to $300 mil, but if it's capped at $255, that's what we'll have to go with.

How can we find this out? I'm a Yanks fan so $$ is no object

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm pleased to announce that Funkley and Scott Norwood have joined forces and will be known as team FunkWood.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'd play.  What are we looking at for door prizes?

I have an old screen door that I'll donate.

It just got interesting.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

 

[Nipsey]

I just want to say that when it comes down to The Vote for spot #24, I'll have no hard feelings toward anyone for picking Koya. The vote will be public so we'll all know who votes for who. I'll fully understand if you'd rather have him in.

 

[ThisGuy]

I just want to say that when it comes down to The Vote for spot #24, I'll have no hard feelings toward anyone for picking Koya. The vote will be public so we'll all know who votes for who. I'll fully understand if you'd rather have him in.

 

[Nipsey]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

why is MrPhoenix in? that guy has dropped out of every online league/draft he's ever participated in.

sorry Lumbergh, but its true.

RnR, what were you thinking?

Edit: I'm going to need to discuss this with the Council.

 

[Capella]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Up a bit early today, eh?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT. This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

 

[Nipsey]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Up a bit early today, eh?

Yeah, busy day. Yahtzee folks are in town for mixer I'm mc'ing.

 

[Nipsey]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

 

[ThisGuy]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

How does one get fired from WalMart exactly?!?

 

[Funkley]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

Worried about the sea sickness or showering with other men?

 

[Funkley]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

How does one get fired from WalMart exactly?!?

Kept sniffing the underwear.

 

[ThisGuy]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

How does one get fired from WalMart exactly?!?

Kept sniffing the underwear.

Wal Mart sells used underwear?

 

[Nipsey]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

How does one get fired from WalMart exactly?!?

For me it was oral with the lady who worked in the vacuum section (made for good shtick.."you're like a Dirt Devil baby"...etc) , but not sure about him.

 

[ThisGuy]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

How does one get fired from WalMart exactly?!?

For me it was oral with the lady who worked in the vacuum section (made for good shtick.."you're like a Dirt Devil baby"...etc) , but not sure about him.

I don't see that happening with MrPhoenix, however.

He wasn't a "greeter" was he?

 

[Sammy3469]

If I'm gonna be such a freaking problem, then let me save you all the trouble.

I'm OUT.  This time for good.

Have a good.....whatever.

Awesome. No way this kid is older than 15...

Dude got fired from Walmart and almost(?) joined the Navy yesterday. Hang in there Lumbergh, don't do anything rash!

How does one get fired from WalMart exactly?!?

For me it was oral with the lady who worked in the vacuum section (made for good shtick.."you're like a Dirt Devil baby"...etc) , but not sure about him.

This may be one fo the funniest things Nipsey has ever typed...it brightened my morning and caused coffee to cover my keyboard.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It was a nice run for Mr Phoenix. More like Mr Vagisil.

What'd he do now?

 

[Funkley]

It was a nice run for Mr Phoenix.    More like Mr Vagisil.

What'd he do now?

Stomped off in a huff.....again.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It was a nice run for Mr Phoenix.    More like Mr Vagisil.

What'd he do now?

He was in.He quit.

He was back in.

He quit again.

Oh, and he apparently was fired from his position at WalMart.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

 

[ThisGuy]

OK why don't we just replace him with Koya and everyone is happy

Halos, could you stop by Eephus' Old Age Home and tell him we are on here and he needs to roll!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

1. GWB 74

2. kraft 113

3. Rudnicki 173

4. mrharrier 197

5. Hov34 379

6. SoCalBroncoFan 423

7. RnR 439

8. Pumpnick 462

9. Notorious T.R.E. 501

10. MrPhoenix 525

11. Funkley/scottnorwood 537

12. Tremendous Upside 617

13. MrPickles 623

14. GSTH 668

15. DougB 671

16. Sammy 706

17. UlyssesNorris 715

18. Spartans 738

19. Koya 765

20. dirtyhalos 899

21. Doctor Detroit 932

22. roadeyes (MrJimmy) 958

23. higgins 989

24. Eephus ---

Awaiting roll: Nipsey/Capella

Out: Larry_Boy 301

How many of these people are new? Can I get bios on each of them? TIA.

 

[Hov34]

Awaiting roll: Nipsey/Capella

Out: Larry_Boy 301

How many of these people are new? Can I get bios on each of them? TIA.

Larry can have my spot or Koya. I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts I'm in over my shtick.

 

[ThisGuy]

Awaiting roll: Nipsey/Capella

Out: Larry_Boy 301

How many of these people are new?  Can I get bios on each of them?  TIA.

Larry can have my spot or Koya. I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts I'm in over my shtick.

Hang in there, paduan. Your shtick will find you.

 

[Doug B]

It was a nice run for Mr Phoenix.    More like Mr Vagisil.

 

[Nipsey]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

 

[Funkley]

Awaiting roll: Nipsey/Capella

Out: Larry_Boy 301

How many of these people are new?  Can I get bios on each of them?  TIA.

Larry can have my spot or Koya. I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts I'm in over my shtick.

DO NOT hand your spot to Larry. Please.

 

[Funkley]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

 

[10993]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

 

[Nipsey]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

 

[ThisGuy]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Bull####.