WIS V All-Time Baseball Draft: HARRRRRRRIFIC (1 Viewer)

[Sammy3469]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Is she over now, massaging your tailbone?

 

[Nipsey]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Bull####.

When you're making 10M a picutre, it get's easier.

 

[ThisGuy]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Is she over now, massaging your tailbone?

Can I type tongue is a sentence here and not get banned?

 

[Nipsey]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Is she over now, massaging your tailbone?

I wish. Thing is killing me.

 

[10993]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

There is no rolling until you're happy about it. He can either stick to the first result, or start over with a reroll (emailed to me).This is final.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:

-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my recordsoes your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Is she over now, massaging your tailbone?

Can I type tongue is a sentence here and not get banned?

In english please.

 

[Funkley]

In english please.

Don't be so hard on him. That's not a bad effort for a Yanks fan.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Not sure. I'm going to consult with my secret partner first. Probably Mario Williams.

 

[ThisGuy]

I'm in if certain conditions are met:-Capella is in

-Funkley is in

-GWB is in

-Rude Dude is in

-Koya is out

-I set the rules

-The draft is held here

-Larry is out

-Trey is in

-Sammy is in

-Yahtzee hi-score is mentioned randomly every 10 pages ("351")

-artpad shtick is tried atleast once by all involved

-King Kelly is draftable in his best year

I'm ready when you are.

Still waiting on a couple, let me know.

I started an entire thread based on your Yahtzee score. We had 15 people taking a shot at that record and all they did was make fools of themselves.

Seriously, that score is unbeatable. I'd think you'd have a better chance of hitting a progressive slot in Vegas than beating that hi-score. No shtick. I still can't believe it sometimes. I was buying new shoes a few days ago and when i paid with my Visa, the clerk recognized my name from the Yahtzee mags. Asked if I could sign his box. Next thing you know he calls a few friends and I'm signing for a good 45 minutes. It's amazing how many people play the game and genuinely are moved by the accomplishment.

Question for my records:

Does your Visa card just say "Nipsey" on it? Or your full name, Nipsey P. Farnsworth?

It has my real name on it: M. Night Shyamalan. (Don't tell the ####### Amex people, I could lose that gig.)

The waitress that slightly bends over to talk to you in that commercial? I'd like her phone number please.

I did her.

Is she over now, massaging your tailbone?

Can I type tongue is a sentence here and not get banned?

In english please.

Sorry, replace "is" with "in".

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop huffing paint.

 

[Nipsey]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

 

[Nipsey]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

PROTEST

 

[ThisGuy]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

That would be a great move on trade value alone.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

PROTEST

Or Eck.

 

[Nipsey]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

That would be a great move on trade value alone.

I'll give you Capella for him.

 

[Sammy3469]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

PROTEST

I think your best bet is to have John come over with some entertainment and have them blow on your "cyber-dice". I'm sure that will ensure the #1 pick.

 

[Nipsey]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

PROTEST

Or Eck.

This isn't a dynasty league?

 

[Sammy3469]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

That would be a great move on trade value alone.

I'll give you Capella for him.

seems fair

 

[Nipsey]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

PROTEST

I think your best bet is to have John come over with some entertainment and have them blow on your "cyber-dice". I'm sure that will ensure the #1 pick.

Cappy and I already rolled a few days ago. Rolled like a 32. WE DID IT!

 

[Funkley]

Does this mean we really are going to have a player draft? Crap, that's the worst part.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here are the Rolls to Date:

GWB 74

That's a 569 or something, actually. Though he still does have the option of rerolling.

He rolled the 7 dice first THEN went and rolled 1 and rolled his 74. It Happened.

This guy gets it.

Nice roll, Champ. Which Bonds/Ruth are you going to take?

Don't you mean which Rollie are you taking?

Might take King Kelly.

That would be a great move on trade value alone.

I'll give you Capella for him.

seems fair

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella. As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

 

[ThisGuy]

Does this mean we really are going to have a player draft? Crap, that's the worst part.

The player pick Shtick is endless this time around...How many times will 1927 Ruth be drafted Good times

 

[Nipsey]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella. As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Does this mean we really are going to have a player draft? Crap, that's the worst part.

The player pick Shtick is endless this time around...How many times will 1927 Ruth be drafted Good times

Yeah, I have a feeling since no one really understands the rules this time the possibilities for pissing matches will be endless.

 

[Funkley]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

He didn't even ask you to pick up the remainder of Cap's salary. You fleeced him.

 

[Capella]

:(

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

:(

Pretty sure you have a no-trade.

 

[Nipsey]

:(

Pack your bags, Turbo.

 

[ThisGuy]

Does this mean we really are going to have a player draft? Crap, that's the worst part.

The player pick Shtick is endless this time around...How many times will 1927 Ruth be drafted Good times

Yeah, I have a feeling since no one really understands the rules this time the possibilities for pissing matches will be endless.

Unlimited Whinedowns

 

[Funkley]

:(

Pretty sure you have a no-trade.

Good point. I think Cap is a 5 and 10 guy, guy.

 

[Capella]

:(

Pretty sure you have a no-trade.

Good point. I think Cap is a 5 and 10 guy, guy.

Sorry Sparky (nips), I'm staying put.

 

[Nipsey]

:(

Pretty sure you have a no-trade.

Good point. I think Cap is a 5 and 10 guy, guy.

Sorry Sparky (nips), I'm staying put.

The hell you are. I just got a first and second for your ###. Hit the road. Rollie, Eck and the King are about to ride again.

 

[RnR]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella. As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

Sorry guys, I don't think I can play in a league where guys are trading their first round picks.

 

[ThisGuy]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

Sorry guys, I don't think I can play in a league where guys are trading their first round picks.

 

[Nipsey]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

Sorry guys, I don't think I can play in a league where guys are trading their first round picks.

Too late. Pending Koya bootage, this is official.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

 

[Capella]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

 

[ThisGuy]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

Maybe Tre can put you in his "pictures".

 

[Nipsey]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Sundown! ya better take care,If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs!

 

[Funkley]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Ask to meet Shannon and tell her "Wha's up" for me.

 

[Funkley]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Sundown! ya better take care,If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs!

Gordon Lightfoot = Underrated.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Nips - my Yahtzee ringer has said that she'll take a pic holding up a sign with a special message to you after she beats your score. What would you like it to say?

 

[Nipsey]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Sundown! ya better take care,If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs!

Gordon Lightfoot = Underrated.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Ask to meet Shannon and tell her "Wha's up" for me.

I was hangin with Shannon on St. Patty's day. Chick was uber-wasted. However, once again I did not get to see her boobs. Its rigged I tell ya.

 

[Funkley]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Sundown! ya better take care,If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs!

Gordon Lightfoot = Underrated.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down....

.......Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

 

[Nipsey]

Nips - my Yahtzee ringer has said that she'll take a pic holding up a sign with a special message to you after she beats your score. What would you like it to say?

"I #### goats."

 

[Funkley]

I'm willing to move my 1st and 2nd round picks for Capella.  As well as pitching in for a high class whore to come calling.

This deal is more done than Tom and Roseanne.

Capella, when can you fly in to MN?

I've seen pics of your wife. I'll be there by sundown.

Ask to meet Shannon and tell her "Wha's up" for me.

I was hangin with Shannon on St. Patty's day. Chick was uber-wasted. However, once again I did not get to see her boobs. Its rigged I tell ya.

DIH