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WIS V All-Time Baseball Draft: HARRRRRRRIFIC (1 Viewer)

Man, talk about jumping head-first into the deep-end. First I play D&D, then I'm in the glee club, and now I brag about my degree and job here.

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now I brag about my degree and job here.
Two times in the last two pages alone, you bigshot lawyer you.
Returning to the topic of discussion from last night, how'd that Clippers bet work out for you, Glee Club?

Please tell me your money is on the Mavs, too.
Clippers/Suns are the only series bet I've lost so far. :thumbup: Some of us have the money to afford gambling. Good jobs, you know. :thumbup:
:own3d:
I just think FSU sucks. Pretty much everyone knows that.
Good thing my employer doesn't. :thumbup:
:own3d:
 
Jurgens hand lotion, paper towels, bottle of Poland Spring water on my desk.

$11 and trident gum in my pockets.

 
now I brag about my degree and job here.
Two times in the last two pages alone, you bigshot lawyer you.
Returning to the topic of discussion from last night, how'd that Clippers bet work out for you, Glee Club?

Please tell me your money is on the Mavs, too.
Clippers/Suns are the only series bet I've lost so far. :thumbup: Some of us have the money to afford gambling. Good jobs, you know. :thumbup:
:own3d:
I just think FSU sucks.  Pretty much everyone knows that.
Good thing my employer doesn't. :thumbup:
:own3d:
Seek help.
 
Is this where we compare net worth?
I have $7 on me. And some trail mix.
The Trail Mix Factor is gonna be tough to beat.$34, 2 pieces of Dentyne Ice and scratched up Sanyo cell phone.
$40, card key for work, Archer Farms Monster Trail mix, 20oz diet Mtn Dew. EDIT: brand new Nokia camera phone.

 
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now I brag about my degree and job here.
Two times in the last two pages alone, you bigshot lawyer you.
Returning to the topic of discussion from last night, how'd that Clippers bet work out for you, Glee Club?

Please tell me your money is on the Mavs, too.
Clippers/Suns are the only series bet I've lost so far. :thumbup: Some of us have the money to afford gambling. Good jobs, you know. :thumbup:
:own3d:
I just think FSU sucks. Pretty much everyone knows that.
Good thing my employer doesn't. :thumbup:
:own3d:
Seek help.
That's not much of a response from a guy who just got caught bragging about the things he apparently doesn't brag about.Really, it's not much to brag about, you know. You're no MTS.

 
Jurgens hand lotion, paper towels, bottle of Poland Spring water on my desk.

$11 and trident gum in my pockets.
Dude, I have Jergens at my desk too. Cherry Almond?
No. I find the odored ones to be annoying. That and my wife isn't fond of the taste...ZING
 
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Oh, and some Big Red. That's mighty fine chewing gum.

Only us high-rollers can afford that too, harrr.  :thumbup:
Okay?
Some of us have the money to afford gambling. Good jobs, you know.  :thumbup:
Some of us do have money to afford gambling. Some have money to afford booze. Some afford a nice car. That's not bragging, especially when someone is trying to dispute the worth of your degree. Your institute of higher learning should've taught you those nuances. :thumbup:

 
Full disclosure: I was never cool enough to play D&D. My friends only let me play on "bring a ###### to the Dungeon day". True story. Instead I spent hours upon hours creating offensive football plays, and creating fake boxscores for football, baseball and basketball games.

Bogart's Mom: "Time for dinner!!"

Bogart: "OK, just a min. I gotta make sure my minutes played is correct. I don't to play Rolando Blackman too much and I need to make sure Uwe Blab gets some time."

I DID THIS ON PAPER, FOR FUN, FOR IMAGINARY GAMES.

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Holy ####.
The sad thing is that I think I could have kicked ### at D&D, dominated in fact. But my parents thought it was from the devil, so I couldn't have any of it in the house. So screw me.Did I mention I had a nice templete setup for my boxscores so that I didn't have to trace new lines everytime. :mellow:

I would have rather spent my time being a kick ### cleric-thief.

 
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24$, motorolla cell, small leatherman, 2 band-aids

??? if you were to get injured at a Casino/Hotel in Henderson, Nevada, would you do everything you possibly could to get as must free #### from them as you could?

out of town for a wedding in Henderson, stayed at the Fiesta Casino (a Station Hotel) and the door to the pool has this security gate mesh stuff on it, the bottom was rusty and frayed, basically like nails pointing out. the door also has a self closing mechanism, so i open it, walk part way in and then get stuck behind the group in front of me that stops. the door slams shut on the back of my heels (wearing sandals) and i get 2 fairly painful slashes in my heel. it ####### hurt. but tollerable.......i let it go, later i notice it looked pretty nasty with dried blood all over it and am walking by the registration desk, so i bring it up. they apologize and say they will take care of it. within minutes they had put about 4 times as many screws as necessary and hammered the frayed portion flat again. that was it, i was impressed that they fixed so quickly, the wound is relatively minor, i got a tetnis shot within past 6 months so wasnt worried about that, so i dropped it. my wifes family thinks im a dummy for not pushing them into giving me a bunch of free ####, what do you guys think, am i a dummy (for this instance, not in general)......and i dont care what "glee club" thinks, he didnt even go to a real school

 
24$, motorolla cell, small leatherman, 2 band-aids

??? if you were to get injured at a Casino/Hotel in Henderson, Nevada, would you do everything you possibly could to get as must free #### from them as you could?

out of town for a wedding in Henderson, stayed at the Fiesta Casino (a Station Hotel) and the door to the pool has this security gate mesh stuff on it, the bottom was rusty and frayed, basically like nails pointing out. the door also has a self closing mechanism, so i open it, walk part way in and then get stuck behind the group in front of me that stops. the door slams shut on the back of my heels (wearing sandals) and i get 2 fairly painful slashes in my heel. it ####### hurt. but tollerable.......i let it go, later i notice it looked pretty nasty with dried blood all over it and am walking by the registration desk, so i bring it up. they apologize and say they will take care of it. within minutes they had put about 4 times as many screws as necessary and hammered the frayed portion flat again. that was it, i was impressed that they fixed so quickly, the wound is relatively minor, i got a tetnis shot within past 6 months so wasnt worried about that, so i dropped it. my wifes family thinks im a dummy for not pushing them into giving me a bunch of free ####, what do you guys think, am i a dummy (for this instance, not in general)......and i dont care what "glee club" thinks, he didnt even go to a real school
You should have limped and said your doctor told you that you had the achillies of a 40 year old Fred Taylor. They would have comped you in a second. :thumbdown:
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.

 

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