Woman attacks farting husband (1 Viewer)

[bakes]

He should have Dutch Ovened her...

 

[El Floppo]

butt trumpet

 

[Scoresman]

I caught wind of this story the other day.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Keep one of these handy for return fire: http://www.bmstores.co.uk/images/hpcProductImage/imgFull/293770-Despicable-Me-Fart-Blaster1.jpg

 

[bosoxs45]

Sounds like a heavy explosive situation.

 

[MaxThreshold]

Sounds like a soon to be tv movie ripped right from the Headlines.

 

[Hoh]

Ghastly

 

[belljr]

####ty thing to do

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I almost **** myself reading this.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Lucky he survived or she could have gotten the gas chamber (would have been ironic if he was hired as the laxacutioner).

If it had been her brother in another bedroom and she had killed him, a rare case of frartricide.

Florida has some of the world's largest barking spiders.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

there's a crop of husbands that do this; no reason for a dust-up.

 

[Das Boot]

Maybe she didn't care for his flatulence.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Lucky for him, she's the only one that made a bad decision that night

 

[Snoopy]

When making whoopee, don't use a whoopee cushion.

 

[EYLive]

:fannycough: -stfrds

 

[AnonymousBob]

Florida, eh?

 

[Mister CIA]

Queef Pro Quo is a ############.

 

[peaces]

Lock him up and throw away the tp

 

[Bob Magaw]

They are going to be the butt of a lot of jokes nationally.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Excellent breaking news

 

[elguapo07]

The silent but deadly assassin.

 

[Ash]

I'd be trying to discourage any and all contact too. Solid strategy by him gone wrong IMO.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Judge issued a restraining order against the husband's butt.

Unclear how this case will be interpreted under Florida's "stand your ground" law?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Lucky he survived or she could have gotten the gas chamber

lol

 

[El Floppo]

butt trumpet

still gets me

 

[Bob Magaw]

The wife is a stool pigeon.

 

[EYLive]

I hope they make up and clear the air.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

He gambled and lost.

 

[peaces]

Was there a warning shart?

 

[Osaurus]

Was there an airing of grievances?

 

[Mister CIA]

STEVE HOLT!!!