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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (17 Viewers)

I didn't read all 123 pages, but what I did read I enjoyed.  

What ever happened with the woman you were getting closer to dating after the neighbor?  Did you cover that in another thread?

 
kentric said:
I didn't read all 123 pages, but what I did read I enjoyed.  

What ever happened with the woman you were getting closer to dating after the neighbor?  Did you cover that in another thread?
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Meh, it fizzled. Something is up with her, just not sure what. This was covered a little bit in the iDating thread :lol:  She texts me every now and then, just last week in fact. She "doesn't want to date anyone." I don't understand exactly, but that's her deal. So I keep it cordial with her, but she's off the dating radar unless she puts forth more effort. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Meh, it fizzled. Something is up with her, just not sure what. This was covered a little bit in the iDating thread :lol:  She texts me every now and then, just last week in fact. She "doesn't want to date anyone." I don't understand exactly, but that's her deal. So I keep it cordial with her, but she's off the dating radar unless she puts forth more effort. 
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Sounds like she just doesn't want a bf but is up for  :pickle: .  Too bad you're looking for a significant other and not just some fun.  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
No, it wasn't that with her. Something, but not that. I have dated some "fun" ones though since then :brush:  
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Ahh..  So you're not opposed to the casual fling.  I got the wrong impression early on in your thread.  For me, I know that if I got divorced I'd be off to the races for at least 3-4 years. The last thing on my mind would be a relationship.

 
I respect his concern for privacy, but imagine trying to pin down a single mother of 2 with neck tats in Louisiana. Like trying to pick out a cheese eater in Wisconsin. 

 
kentric said:
Ahh..  So you're not opposed to the casual fling.  I got the wrong impression early on in your thread.  For me, I know that if I got divorced I'd be off to the races for at least 3-4 years. The last thing on my mind would be a relationship.
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Well that is the ultimate goal. But I am still a warm-blooded male, and am not above the casual fling between two willing, consenting adults when the opportunity presents itself, as long as risk is minimal. And I've been divorced for ~6 years now, so there has been plenty of time to sow wild oats. 

 
pantherclub said:
Mother of God I am now confused.  None of this makes any sense.
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I believe she is a mob wife, in witness protection, and she is wearing a chastity belt, the key to which is in her husbands possession.  If he tells us that he is wooing some gun moll in a designer chastity belt and that is causing relationship problems the husband can locate her and off her for testifying against him.  His problem is so unique, so fact specific that identity is inherent in the problem.  It happens.

 
You should "accidentally" text her the link to this thread.  That would lead to minutes of entertainment for us.

 
kentric said:
Sounds like she just doesn't want a bf but is up for  :pickle: .  Too bad you're looking for a significant other and not just some fun.  
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You're reading it way wrong.  "Doesn't want to date anyone" means she's not interested in him specifically.  Make no mistake, she would be up to bang if she was attracted to it.

This thread is pretty funny.

 
kOOk said:
You're reading it way wrong.  "Doesn't want to date anyone" means she's not interested in him specifically.  Make no mistake, she would be up to bang if she was attracted to it.

This thread is pretty funny.
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I thought that at first, but I really don't think that's it (I would admit if it was, I'm not too proud). She's twice divorced. Burned badly both times by the dudes. Second time was very hard on her 2 kids (daughters, high school and middle school age). My take is that she has just shut down everything but friendship, at least until her girls are grown, just to protect them.  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I thought that at first, but I really don't think that's it (I would admit if it was, I'm not too proud). She's twice divorced. Burned badly both times by the dudes. Second time was very hard on her 2 kids (daughters, high school and middle school age). My take is that she has just shut down everything but friendship, at least until her girls are grown, just to protect them.  
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Doubt it.  She would take the steamy lust of a #### on the side in a heartbeat.  She's lonely.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I thought that at first, but I really don't think that's it (I would admit if it was, I'm not too proud). She's twice divorced. Burned badly both times by the dudes. Second time was very hard on her 2 kids (daughters, high school and middle school age). My take is that she has just shut down everything but friendship, at least until her girls are grown, just to protect them.  
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If you truly think that then you really have no idea how women are.

 
hey colonol the two guys giving you the hardest time here are blowhardhans one of whom really leaves an impression for seemingly defending any guy that has been accused of assaulting a lady you dont want to give out more details to that type i got your back zip it and remain a gentelman take that to the bank brohan 

 
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SWC said:
hey colonol the two guys giving you the hardest time here are blowhardhans one of whom really leaves an impression for seemingly defending any guy that has been accused of assaulting a lady you dont want to give out more details to that type i got your back zip it and remain a gentelman take that to the bank brohan 
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:goodposting:

 
that dude is either a troll or a creep or maybe both but i for one which he would just go away take that to the bank brohans 

 
Every time this thread gets bumped, I get all excited to hear more awesome NRJ hugging stories.

This time all I got was a rehash of prior hug stories and NRJ getting criticized because women are crazy and he's actually trying to be cool.

NRJ, for myself, I'm simply assuming you hugged the bejeebus out of Kate Beckinsale for a short time.  Like a dying hugger, you hugged brightly, but briefly and then Kate moved on.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
:goodposting:  This was my first thought as well actually. But sometimes this ####### heat makes me absolutely crazy. :coffee:  
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:lmao:

Just keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal President.

How close Jessup came in 2016.  I picture that poor SOB still climbing into an ice cold shower every morning some 20-odd years later and beating off with his head up against the shower door, muttering... "Trump.  Trump.  GD it, Trump...."

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
No, it wasn't that with her. Something, but not that. I have dated some "fun" ones though since then :brush:  
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We've read through 121,000 pages hoping you could round first base and maybe get to second, BUT... you hit a few home runs with some other ladies and all we get is one sentence? 

WTH!

 
Buttonhook said:
We've read through 121,000 pages hoping you could round first base and maybe get to second, BUT... you hit a few home runs with some other ladies and all we get is one sentence? 

WTH!
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:lol:  None that I felt were worthy of making a thread/post on. No story material really. Just run of the mill hookups. 

 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
Saints game this weekend.  Chance to bust out the gear.  Maybe host a watch party with a few friends and neighbors.  I know this much, Drew Brees does not give up when he is down by two scores and the refs are making ####ty calls, no Drew Brees digs deep and really starts balling.
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And if Case Keenum sends Brees and company home for the off-season, he has a good reason to approach Marissa for a consoling hug or three. Just for old times sake.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
The pertinent details in and of themselves would be too revealing. And without those, there wouldn't be much else to tell. I told as much as I could throughout the saga. 
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Sounds like the police got involved and it’s in the police blotter in a sleepy Louisiana town. I didn’t take you as a stalker NRJ! Ashamed she had to get the law involved. 

 
chet said:
No one who's famous lives in the middle of Louisiana.  And to honestly believe you can't tell a story without providing enough info for the FBG brainiacs to be able to dox her is laughable.  NRJ--no one cares about trying to figure out her true identity.  
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:lmao: this thing is 124 pages long

imagine how many people are lurking and not responding

there's definitely a cousin or friend of a friend or local postman reading this who would connect the dots

 
James Daulton said:
Every time this thread gets bumped, I get all excited to hear more awesome NRJ hugging stories.

This time all I got was a rehash of prior hug stories and NRJ getting criticized because women are crazy and he's actually trying to be cool.

NRJ, for myself, I'm simply assuming you hugged the bejeebus out of Kate Beckinsale for a short time.  Like a dying hugger, you hugged brightly, but briefly and then Kate moved on.
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It's better to hug out, than it to fade away.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Yep. The only thing I'd add to the above, as I thought about it for a long while over a good number of beers and after discussing with a couple of close friends, was that I suspect she may shut out anyone that tries to get too close, and I'm fairly sure I got closer than anyone had in a while. 
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This I believe having experienced something similar recently.

 
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