Worse ramification from stealing the handle? (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Well, is it Charlie or the vandals?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

For me, the all time loser having to see his children jump off at stations one by one while his woman and his best friend, are in bed and having fun causing him to crawl down the corridor, on his hands and knees is all provocation for stealing the handle, but when the train it just wont stop and it won't slow down, well that's a lot more serious than just taking a pump handle.  I mean you can always wedge a broom handle or a wrench up in the pump to work it until such time as you get a new handle.  Inconvenience, but no real harm.

 

[need2know]

Wat

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Wat

And they still let me drive, vote, and carry a weapon.

 

[Doug B]

¡Es loco, Motive Breath!

 

[CGRdrJoe]

@Kafkacan you translate this for me please?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

@Kafkacan you translate this for me please?

I don't believe he can, he is out with the subterranean homesick blues.

 

[Mr.Pack]

DW hitting the grape juice a little early today?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I want to agree with you DW, but I don't follow leaders.  I do, however, watch my parking meters.

 

[rockaction]

My kind of thread, DW.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

DW hitting the grape juice a little early today?

Nope.  John Barleycorn, sure, but no Welch's.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I want to agree with you DW, but I don't follow leaders.  I do, however, watch my parking meters.

That's the way kid, I see what you did.

 

[Mr.Pack]

My Link

 

[skol asylum]

https://youtu.be/MGxjIBEZvx0

 

[arrow1]

https://youtu.be/MGxjIBEZvx0

"the pump don't work 'cause the vandal took the handle"

First thing I thought of.

 

[berndog]

I don't believe he can, he is out with the subterranean homesick blues.

Get sick, get well

Hang around a ink well

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

For me, well I, too, have heard the silence howling, and I have caught angles as they fall.  I have also had the all time winner occasionally catch me by the balls.  Make's it tough to not sympathize with taking the handle.

Sometimes I can only hear the creature, and the baying of his hounds. 

Sometimes I might want to tell you I'm an orphan, even after you have met my family.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Not a chance. I got a birthday party to attend and the bus stops running at 11:00. Perhaps another time, after my flat screen is hooked up. 

 

[Tom Servo]

I wish I knew what was going on here.

On second thought, maybe I don't.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I wish I knew what was going on here.

On second thought, maybe I don't.

I'd recommend opening Gideon's Bible and starting from the beginning.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'd recommend opening Gideon's Bible and starting from the beginning.

That would be page one.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I wish I knew what was going on here.

On second thought, maybe I don't.

Stomping Tom Connors would know.

 

[cosjobs]

Tullchat

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Please don't arrange to have me sent to no asylum. (Noah's Island)  I'm just as sane as anyone, its just a game I play for fun, for fun.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You know I nearly missed my train,  perhaps because it won't slow down.  No, oh.

 

[SkyRattlers]

After reading the OP I would have bet money that it was a well crafted sex reference....not so sure anymore...

 

[E Street Brat]

So was it Charlie or God who actually stole the handle?

 

[bostonfred]

I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band.

Who is Jethro Tull?

 

[Galileo]

I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band.

Who is Jethro Tull?

Maybe R. Zimmerman knows

 

[Henry Ford]

And they still let me drive, vote, and carry a weapon.

To be fair, they tell you it's a weapon, but that's just a banana.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

To be fair, they tell you it's a weapon, but that's just a banana.

I'm just happy to see folks.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm just happy to see folks.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.  There's a weapon in my ear.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

After reading the OP I would have bet money that it was a well crafted sex reference....not so sure anymore...

You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows


 

 

[Bronco Billy]

You know I nearly missed my train,  perhaps because it won't slow down.  No, oh.

The train to nowhere?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

oh what a lovely afternoon.

I've been living next to you my friend.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You know, I believe confusion may be my epitaph.

 

[Cybergeek]

If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.