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Worst five words you could say on a first date? (1 Viewer)

Orgy safe words - DON'T STOP!

My multiple personalities are legion.

My name is Louis Cypher.

I KNOW WHO I AM!

I find hermeneutics, semiotics fascinating.

Greatest movie ever? Battlefield Earth.

Dianetic leadership first vets you.

I'm chef Dahmer, serving - YOU!

 
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I'm Darren Sharper, let's drink!

That joint? Laced with PCP.

Backstage passes - Gregorian Chant festival!

Favorite music? Tuvan throat singing.

Sorry, an IRS audit ruse.

I'm a macrame, scrapbooking freak.

Do you mind my thong?

This, truth? Time share pitch.

I stole the morgue keys.

Favorite song - It's Raining Men.

Can't get enough Barry Manilow.

Tag along? Anger management class.

Pesky court mandated ASPD treatment.

Family? All had fatal "accidents". (Holds quote mark fingers up)

Making a withdrawal, wait outside.

Deal goes south, your gun.

Munchausen Syndrome by proxy. Kids?

 
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