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Worst sigs on the board (2 Viewers)

Worst sigs on the board

  • 1

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 2

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • 3

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 4

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • 5

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • 6

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 7

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • 8

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 9

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 10

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • 11

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 12

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 13

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 14

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 15

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Total voters
    9
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

:tumbleweed:

 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

:tumbleweed:
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Everytime I read that, I laugh so hard tears well in my eyes.No shtick.

 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

:tumbleweed:
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He's Shark Pool only though. You have to look at "overall toolage" one able to transcend forums. #2 is the clear winner.

 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

:tumbleweed:
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I couldn't believe that sig either when I found it. I almost spit out the soda I was drinking when I came across it. And guess what he frequents the ACF. Shocker :mellow:
 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn. 

:tumbleweed:
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Everytime I read that, I laugh so hard tears well in my eyes.No shtick.
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I know. It's AWESOME. I also immediately think to myself to never tell anyone I play Fantasy Football. :D
 
Had to go with #6.

"Look everyone, here's my entire scoring system. But since it's a re-draft I don't actually have anyone on my team." :wall:

 
:lmao:

flaVVed - zeutsius, no "all of the above" option.

comments:

Sherriff66 is clearly into manlove.

BigTex is psychotic.

These people are freaks.

 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn. 

:tumbleweed:
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Everytime I read that, I laugh so hard tears well in my eyes.No shtick.
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I know. It's AWESOME. I also immediately think to myself to never tell anyone I play Fantasy Football. :D
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Yeah that is really bad.
 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn. 

:tumbleweed:
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Everytime I read that, I laugh so hard tears well in my eyes.No shtick.
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I know. It's AWESOME. I also immediately think to myself to never tell anyone I play Fantasy Football. :D
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Why? Are you afraid of what they'll say? Do you have fear? That's a mind-killer.
 
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

:tumbleweed:
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Ditto for me. But since the 1st person I thought of was #1's (before I even looked at the choices), I gave my vote to the "The Best Team I have ever assembled" with a very, very close 2nd to Football is my religion... :nerd:

 
Had to go with #6.

"Look everyone, here's my entire scoring system.  But since it's a re-draft I don't actually have anyone on my team."  :wall:
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#6 got my vote as well. Not sure I understand why we need to see his scoring system.
 
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#12 needs a lot more love. You people need to see them all before you vote.
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I didn't laugh. I had the same reaction one would have if you saw a kid #### the swimming pool at his own birthday party. I feel shame for that sig, and it's not even my sig.I weep for my species.

 
"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

:tumbleweed:
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It's fun to do a FIND/REPLACE with that one. For example, insert BARBIE DOLL and you get:I must not Barbie Doll. Barbie Doll is the mind-killer. Barbie Doll is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Barbie Doll. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Barbie Doll has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

 
"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn. 

:tumbleweed:
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It's fun to do a FIND/REPLACE with that one. For example, insert BARBIE DOLL and you get:I must not Barbie Doll. Barbie Doll is the mind-killer. Barbie Doll is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Barbie Doll. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Barbie Doll has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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Herpes would work also.
 
I voted 13 just because well, who really cares what the words to the "Who Dey" song are. Maybe dude sings it while doing the Ickey Shuffle. But now that I read about Hurricane Chewbacca, I wish I could change my vote. :bag:

 
This is like Sophie's Choice, but only if she hated her kids.
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:thumbup: :lmao: Great poll. Torn between 1, 4, 11, and 12.
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Eliminating 4 and 12 since they're so bad, they're good. I hope those two never change.Going with 1 based on shear volume of annoying information and annoying formating.

 
Had to go with #6.

"Look everyone, here's my entire scoring system.  But since it's a re-draft I don't actually have anyone on my team."  :wall:
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#6 got my vote as well. Not sure I understand why we need to see his scoring system.
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:goodposting: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

It was between 6 & 12 for me but I had to go with the teamless scoring system...

 
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