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I think that we can just group all memebers who have their team, scoring and lineup in their profile into one huge group.

In fact, I have the perfect nickname for this annoying group. Let's call them ...... The Assistant Coach's Forum

 
Sarnoff said:
Hoss Style wants to make sure you know he's an "FBG Subscriber". And that he eats stats....
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He also supports violence to obtain answers.

FBG Subscriber

I eat stats as part of a complete breakfast.

"Violence is NOT the answer - but it's a great way to GET the answer."

Main league - 16 team IDP Keeper league.

Alone, his sig just doesn't provide a complete enough picture of him. So thankfully he has provided us with a frank and candid view of Hoss ...from the inside. If you like fedoras, neck beards and possibly GWAR, I think you're gonna like this guy.

I am a little concerned about the avatar though, its a silhouette of a guy in the bullseye gun sight. Though his self description makes him seem approachable, it seems like he wants to make sure that people know if you #### with him he will likely kill you (this is where I think he is tying everything together with the sig). Either that ...or its just a graphic from one of his favorite on-line community games that focuses on hunting people down that #### with you. Pretty much the same I guess.

About MeIn an IDP Keeper League that's in it's 10th year. 16 teams with medium/high stakes money. Been in the league 5 years and I am the 2011 & 2012 League Champ. Very difficult league with many dedicated owners.Me? I'm in my late 30's. Used to own a restaurant but financing fell through. No kids. Currently I've ditched the girlfriend so I have time to play my Fantasy Football when I'm not working on my next project. My Boxer doesn't seem to mind my obsession as much as my Ex did. Go figure.

I also came very close to owning a LAN Shop a while back. Used to competetively game on the PC in FPS Shooters in my mid 20's. Gave it up to start a business but still love it to this day. I now game online with some old friends on the Xbox 360 (no more PC for various reasons). We're old but are able to show the young 'uns how to play.

Used to run a side business selling Football and Basketball trading cards. Did pretty well until the early 2000's hit and the market outgrew the demand (more like "outpriced" the demand) so I got out when it was still a bit profitable. I still love the trading card business, though. Probably will collect 'em till I die and pass them to my kids.

As a youth I played Baseball (only a few years - too slow for me), Basketball (PG), Football (LB/SS) and Soccer (middle halfback). Nickname was "The Glove". Now? I couldn't cover with a blanket.

Born in Denver, CO. Grew up in NC. Now living in CO again.

Fantasy Football highlights? Other than winning the championship last year - I've been in a Matthew Berry Podcast and also made it into one of his columns on ESPN (this may be a good or bad thing). Oh, and one more thing: I was an extra in an Eddie Murphy movie and started chatting with the Assistant Director. He was in a FF League and invited me to join. He got my email... and never responded. I was so close to Hollywood Stardom! Or not.

That about sums it up.
 
Binky The Doormat said:
Sarnoff said:
Hoss Style wants to make sure you know he's an "FBG Subscriber". And that he eats stats....
Click to expand...
He also supports violence to obtain answers.

FBG Subscriber

I eat stats as part of a complete breakfast.

"Violence is NOT the answer - but it's a great way to GET the answer."

Main league - 16 team IDP Keeper league.

Alone, his sig just doesn't provide a complete enough picture of him. So thankfully he has provided us with a frank and candid view of Hoss ...from the inside. If you like fedoras, neck beards and possibly GWAR, I think you're gonna like this guy.

I am a little concerned about the avatar though, its a silhouette of a guy in the bullseye gun sight. Though his self description makes him seem approachable, it seems like he wants to make sure that people know if you #### with him he will likely kill you (this is where I think he is tying everything together with the sig). Either that ...or its just a graphic from one of his favorite on-line community games that focuses on hunting people down that #### with you. Pretty much the same I guess.

About Me

In an IDP Keeper League that's in it's 10th year. 16 teams with medium/high stakes money. Been in the league 5 years and I am the 2011 & 2012 League Champ. Very difficult league with many dedicated owners.

Me? I'm in my late 30's. Used to own a restaurant but financing fell through. No kids. Currently I've ditched the girlfriend so I have time to play my Fantasy Football when I'm not working on my next project. My Boxer doesn't seem to mind my obsession as much as my Ex did. Go figure.

I also came very close to owning a LAN Shop a while back. Used to competetively game on the PC in FPS Shooters in my mid 20's. Gave it up to start a business but still love it to this day. I now game online with some old friends on the Xbox 360 (no more PC for various reasons). We're old but are able to show the young 'uns how to play.

Used to run a side business selling Football and Basketball trading cards. Did pretty well until the early 2000's hit and the market outgrew the demand (more like "outpriced" the demand) so I got out when it was still a bit profitable. I still love the trading card business, though. Probably will collect 'em till I die and pass them to my kids.

As a youth I played Baseball (only a few years - too slow for me), Basketball (PG), Football (LB/SS) and Soccer (middle halfback). Nickname was "The Glove". Now? I couldn't cover with a blanket.

Born in Denver, CO. Grew up in NC. Now living in CO again.

Fantasy Football highlights? Other than winning the championship last year - I've been in a Matthew Berry Podcast and also made it into one of his columns on ESPN (this may be a good or bad thing). Oh, and one more thing: I was an extra in an Eddie Murphy movie and started chatting with the Assistant Director. He was in a FF League and invited me to join. He got my email... and never responded. I was so close to Hollywood Stardom! Or not.

That about sums it up.
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This reads like a match.com profile.

 
My favorite part is where he writes "fantasy football highlights?" with a question mark, as if anybody asked.

 
Premier said:
Binky The Doormat said:
Sarnoff said:
Hoss Style wants to make sure you know he's an "FBG Subscriber". And that he eats stats....
Click to expand...
He also supports violence to obtain answers.

FBG Subscriber

I eat stats as part of a complete breakfast.

"Violence is NOT the answer - but it's a great way to GET the answer."

Main league - 16 team IDP Keeper league.

Alone, his sig just doesn't provide a complete enough picture of him. So thankfully he has provided us with a frank and candid view of Hoss ...from the inside. If you like fedoras, neck beards and possibly GWAR, I think you're gonna like this guy.

I am a little concerned about the avatar though, its a silhouette of a guy in the bullseye gun sight. Though his self description makes him seem approachable, it seems like he wants to make sure that people know if you #### with him he will likely kill you (this is where I think he is tying everything together with the sig). Either that ...or its just a graphic from one of his favorite on-line community games that focuses on hunting people down that #### with you. Pretty much the same I guess.

About Me

In an IDP Keeper League that's in it's 10th year. 16 teams with medium/high stakes money. Been in the league 5 years and I am the 2011 & 2012 League Champ. Very difficult league with many dedicated owners.

Me? I'm in my late 30's. Used to own a restaurant but financing fell through. No kids. Currently I've ditched the girlfriend so I have time to play my Fantasy Football when I'm not working on my next project. My Boxer doesn't seem to mind my obsession as much as my Ex did. Go figure.

I also came very close to owning a LAN Shop a while back. Used to competetively game on the PC in FPS Shooters in my mid 20's. Gave it up to start a business but still love it to this day. I now game online with some old friends on the Xbox 360 (no more PC for various reasons). We're old but are able to show the young 'uns how to play.

Used to run a side business selling Football and Basketball trading cards. Did pretty well until the early 2000's hit and the market outgrew the demand (more like "outpriced" the demand) so I got out when it was still a bit profitable. I still love the trading card business, though. Probably will collect 'em till I die and pass them to my kids.

As a youth I played Baseball (only a few years - too slow for me), Basketball (PG), Football (LB/SS) and Soccer (middle halfback). Nickname was "The Glove". Now? I couldn't cover with a blanket.

Born in Denver, CO. Grew up in NC. Now living in CO again.

Fantasy Football highlights? Other than winning the championship last year - I've been in a Matthew Berry Podcast and also made it into one of his columns on ESPN (this may be a good or bad thing). Oh, and one more thing: I was an extra in an Eddie Murphy movie and started chatting with the Assistant Director. He was in a FF League and invited me to join. He got my email... and never responded. I was so close to Hollywood Stardom! Or not.

That about sums it up.
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This reads like a match.com profile.
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I PM'd him a number of follow-up questions.
 
I was and am still flattered today. You guys do love me....what? Seven years and running! Should start calling me KING TEX.

 
phrozen said:
phrozen said:
how on earth did this guy escape?
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I just realized that he's a 45 year-old man.This thread makes me wish the Rapture was real.
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the avatar alone makes me want to break stuff.
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Me, too. The user name is awful, as well.
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triple threat.
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we should set up a Worse Avatar Pole too
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bumpone of my current favorites: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=36657
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:lmao:

 
Classic thread. Wasn't there a 2nd part to this? Also sad that MoP got the "sigworthy posts from sharks" thread deleted. Absolute gold mine.

 
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shuke said:
McGarnicle said:
Shoulda Woulda Coulda dude is one the most absurd entities I've seen in the SP. Makes horrible picks every week and gets defensive about it. Likes to bump his own threads about 10 times a week. Recommended not starting Terrelle Pryor and then called it a "win" when Pryor was inactive. :lmao:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=700351
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:lmao: I love the 6 replies.
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The pointy hair on that guy fascinates me. Its like bird plumage. If we could just have a gif of his head bobbing ...

 
I copied some of his "column" and googled it to find the other place his "work" is posted, and stumbled upon this pathetic place.

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Quez said:
I copied some of his "column" and googled it to find the other place his "work" is posted, and stumbled upon this pathetic place.

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Interesting.
This is the only forum/site I post on other than my own site.
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:rolleyes:
 
Twitter + fantasy football has created a giant mess of people who think they are experts. Someone gets a few hundred followers and all of a sudden they think they are a sports writer, and start writing a "weekly column" on message boards.

 
Quez said:
Twitter + fantasy football has created a giant mess of people who think they are experts. Someone gets a few hundred followers and all of a sudden they think they are a sports writer, and start writing a "weekly column" on message boards.
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People wait around all day to audition on American Idol, and even if they are terrible, many of them are thrilled to be mocked and ridiculed. My blog has further details on this phenomenon.
 
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