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Worst sigs on the board (2 Viewers)
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Warehouse Nasty
Footballguy
I almost voted for Zoolander not really becuase of his sig but because of that picture but in the end, #12 edged out #4.
Harrison Stevens
Footballguy
Set up us the single-elimination 16-sig tourney.Agreed.Can't slot them all high.
UlyssesNorris
Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.
I voted #12, but I'm now thinking that may be the BEST sig on the board. Can I change mine?
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Set up us the single-elimination 16-sig tourney.Agreed.Can't slot them all high.
And there will be sponsor exemptions. 
Get to work.Harrison Stevens
Footballguy
Anyone wanna take a first crack at seeding this thing?Set up us the single-elimination 16-sig tourney.Agreed.Can't slot them all high.
UlyssesNorris
Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.
Should be seeded by votes to this point, no?Anyone wanna take a first crack at seeding this thing?Set up us the single-elimination 16-sig tourney.Agreed.Can't slot them all high.
DoctorDetroit
Chocolate Thunder
I was so hooked. Wow.You didn't answer the question..You're the one all over my junk, and a blatant homophobe, NTTAWWT...
Sometimes the fisherman is actually the fish.
Harrison Stevens
Footballguy
I think you have to take into account the "primacy effect", ie. people looking at #1 and #2 and not venturing any farther.Should be seeded by votes to this point, no?Anyone wanna take a first crack at seeding this thing?Set up us the single-elimination 16-sig tourney.Agreed.Can't slot them all high.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
change your avatar now. just do it. i can't take it anymore.It's probably a good thing my sig got overlooked for this poll as the only appropriate slot would have been #2.
Metallurgist
Footballguy
####### cincy fans.
kupcho1
Footballguy
Wow, so many worthy contestants.
#1 is definitely pertinent.
#4 certainly has "it"
If it were offensiveness by character, #7 runs away with it
#12. What to say? The combo platter of over the top FFL maxim and uber-geek scifi quote is damn near unstoppable.
But it doesn't quite have it* and #4 does.
* it = trite reworking of the "Got Milk" campaign (with a random "[" for good measure) + staff quote (compounded by the sheer awfulness of the staff quote)
( BTW, I could't possibly vote for #14. Anyone with that sig might well be psychopathic)
#1 is definitely pertinent.
#4 certainly has "it"
If it were offensiveness by character, #7 runs away with it
#12. What to say? The combo platter of over the top FFL maxim and uber-geek scifi quote is damn near unstoppable.
But it doesn't quite have it* and #4 does.
* it = trite reworking of the "Got Milk" campaign (with a random "[" for good measure) + staff quote (compounded by the sheer awfulness of the staff quote)
( BTW, I could't possibly vote for #14. Anyone with that sig might well be psychopathic)
no. it was painfully obvious to everyone but a few.
Irregardless
Footballguy
1 [ 23 ] [17.42%]
2 [ 18 ] [13.64%]
6 [ 18 ] [13.64%]
12 [ 20 ] [15.15%]
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2 [ 18 ] [13.64%]
6 [ 18 ] [13.64%]
12 [ 20 ] [15.15%]
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MelvinTScupper
Guest
dork probably thinks it somehow offsets the unbelievable lameness of his sig
The Antijordan
Footballguy
I believe you are the top seed for the tournament.The poll is just to determine spots 2 through 16.
You're guaranteed a favorable matchup.
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babydemon90
Footballguy
I couldn't believe that sig either when I found it. I almost spit out the soda I was drinking when I came across it. And guess what he frequents the ACF. ShockerI thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:
"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."
Now, I'm torn.
he's a Dune fan.
DoctorDetroit
Chocolate Thunder
Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is
especially when you are getting into I'll beat you up stuff.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
it=infoYes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
Sheriff66
Footballguy
What makes it fun, is you can actually see Dr. D sitting at his computer in his deep dark basement, pounding away at the keys with hate in his heart for someone he doesn't even know, his blood pressure goes up just thinking about me(which consumes most of his time on these boards, he can't quit talking about me, silly Seeeeechicken lover)....Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is
I love it.... 
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misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.
SharkBait
Footballguy
I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:
"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."
Now, I'm torn.
DoctorDetroit
Chocolate Thunder
What makes it fun, is you can actually see Dr. D sitting at his computer in his deep dark basement, pounding away at the keys with hate in his heart for someone he doesn't even know, his blood pressure goes up just thinking about me(which consumes most of his time on these boards, he can't quit talking about me, silly Seeeeechicken lover)....Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is
I don't hate people who are i######ed.I also don't have a basement. Yet....
Sheriff66
Footballguy
What makes it fun, is you can actually see Dr. D sitting at his computer in his deep dark basement, pounding away at the keys with hate in his heart for someone he doesn't even know, his blood pressure goes up just thinking about me(which consumes most of his time on these boards, he can't quit talking about me, silly Seeeeechicken lover)....Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is
I also don't have a basement. Yet....
The Iguana
Footballguy
This was a much harder decision than I would have first thought. There is quite the collection of lame signatures out there! I had to work my way backwards to least bad to worst. First it was pretty easy to eliminate several that seemed a bit out of place for this competition or at least didn't compare to the outright stench of several of the others. But I was still left with about 6 or 7 that all deserved consideration of top honors.
Once to this stage it was easy to split them to 2 divisions, ones with rosters and ones without. I quickly paired them down to the final 4. In the roster division it came down between the "best team I ever assembled" and the Jedi league. In the bad quote side it was between "it = info" and "football is my relegion". At this point, it became quite difficult to decide which was most lame. In the end, "best team ever" went on to the finals because I'm a Star Wars fan and, although overly
to add to a sig, it wasn't as bad as all the red highlights. On the other side, I had seen the it=info before and it always gives me a chuckle but in the end 2 bad quotes is worse than 1 bad quote with a footnote.
In the finals, I was looking for a way to split my vote between the 2 but then the bad grammer put "the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer" over the top. The Draft Dominator is a tool, not tools, and you, BigTex, are the biggest TOOL of all.
WINNAH!
Once to this stage it was easy to split them to 2 divisions, ones with rosters and ones without. I quickly paired them down to the final 4. In the roster division it came down between the "best team I ever assembled" and the Jedi league. In the bad quote side it was between "it = info" and "football is my relegion". At this point, it became quite difficult to decide which was most lame. In the end, "best team ever" went on to the finals because I'm a Star Wars fan and, although overly
to add to a sig, it wasn't as bad as all the red highlights. On the other side, I had seen the it=info before and it always gives me a chuckle but in the end 2 bad quotes is worse than 1 bad quote with a footnote.In the finals, I was looking for a way to split my vote between the 2 but then the bad grammer put "the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer" over the top. The Draft Dominator is a tool, not tools, and you, BigTex, are the biggest TOOL of all.
WINNAH!
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