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[shuke]

Was I the only one that thinks Sherriff has been fishing the entire time?

no. it was painfully obvious to everyone but a few.

Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is especially when you are getting into I'll beat you up stuff.

Yet you continue to reply to him?

 

[The Iguana]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd. New winner.

Wow, that is horrible!

 

[yellowdog]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd. New winner.

Wow, that is horrible!

Has to be an alias. Nobody is that dumb.

 

[Sheriff66]

Was I the only one that thinks Sherriff has been fishing the entire time?

no. it was painfully obvious to everyone but a few.

Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is especially when you are getting into I'll beat you up stuff.

Yet you continue to reply to him?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd. New winner.

Too many dumb misspellings to be real. Nice try though, Ned. I particularly like "Widereceviers and Tightie ends get 1 points for every 10 yards catching the ball"Looks like you hooked a couple though.

 

[shuke]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd. New winner.

Too many dumb misspellings to be real. Nice try though, Ned. I particularly like "Widereceviers and Tightie ends get 1 points for every 10 yards catching the ball"Looks like you hooked a couple though.

Yea, I just looked at it again and realized it was satire. Good stuff, though.

 

[Sheriff66]

Who changed my sig size ????

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Who changed my sig size ????

 

[Punk]

Who changed my sig size ????

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[Sheriff66]

Who changed my sig size ????

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[KTM]

Who changed my sig size ????

 

[kupcho1]

Was I the only one that thinks Sherriff has been fishing the entire time?

no. it was painfully obvious to everyone but a few.

Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is especially when you are getting into I'll beat you up stuff.

it=info

 

[Capella]

Who changed my sig size ????

We're doing good work here.

 

[SharkBait]

when you can assemble a team like in my sigline then come talk to me ...otherwise continue on with your sanctimonius selves

yahoo leagues down?

 

[SharkBait]

The Shark Pool offers several characters who's egos and psyches are so fragile that they resort to bragging about their fantasy football teams, their "draft dominator" and their "shark" status to give their empty lives the illusion of having meaning. I'd almost feel bad if they weren't so ####### funny.

 

[SharkBait]

Voted 6. Scoring system without a team just cracks me up.

I'd already voted #1, then he showed up and validated my decision. Although number two's elementary school schtick is making me doubt myself. Guys that hang their hat on a team/ballgame when their only contribution was masturbating in the second half after the refs already handed them the game (unbiased observation, I was actually pulling for Pittsburgh...) confuse me...

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Voted 6.  Scoring system without a team just cracks me up. 

I'd already voted #1, then he showed up and validated my decision. Although number two's elementary school schtick is making me doubt myself. Guys that hang their hat on a team/ballgame when their only contribution was masturbating in the second half after the refs already handed them the game (unbiased observation, I was actually pulling for Pittsburgh...) confuse me...

 

[SharkBait]

So you really are queer? Not that there is anything wrong with that, for you

.You're the one all over my junk, and a blatant homophobe, NTTAWWT...

You didn't answer the question.

I'll throw you back in the pond now Dr. D, have a good night gentlemen....

Right up there as one of the weakest posts ever...

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

Good one!Edit: Oh, it's a fake.

 

[SharkBait]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

Edit: What Nigel said...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

Good one!Edit: Oh, it's a fake.

Still worth quoting though...The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd.

Quarterbacks get 2 points for every 20 yards throwing the ball and 7 points for every touchdown throwing the ball.

Runningbacks get 1 points for every 10 yards running or catching the ball and 7 points for every touchdown they get.

Widereceviers and Tightie ends get 1 points for every 10 yards catching the ball and 7 points for every touchdown they get.

Kickers get zero because the suck!

Defense gets 1 points for every tackle, 3 points for every sack and interseption and fumbles

Qaurterback > Peyton Mannning, Ron Mexico (haha!)

Runningback > Larry Johnson, Ladanien Tomlinsen, Marshall Faulk

Widerecevier > Randy Moss, Marvin Harrison, Jerry Rice, Jimmy Snith

Tightie Ends > Tony Gonzolez, Antwan Gates

Kickers > who cares, they suck!

Defenses > Stealers and Ravens

 

[SharkBait]

Was I the only one that thinks Sherriff has been fishing the entire time?

no. it was painfully obvious to everyone but a few.

Yes it is fishing. But it still is a tactic of a 12 year old. It's not like it was Mr. Ham fishing of the 15 year old variety. Some fishing is funny, some strange, and some just juvenile. Most of it is especially when you are getting into I'll beat you up stuff.

Yet you continue to reply to him?

The more someone does the "I was fishing ha ha" schtick, the less they were really fishing...

 

[Sheriff66]

So you really are queer?  Not that there is anything wrong with that, for you

.You're the one all over my junk, and a blatant homophobe, NTTAWWT...

You didn't answer the question.

I'll throw you back in the pond now Dr. D, have a good night gentlemen....

Right up there as one of the weakest posts ever...

Some people around here think they are SOOOOOO important.....



The arrogance is comical....

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

So you really are queer?  Not that there is anything wrong with that, for you

.You're the one all over my junk, and a blatant homophobe, NTTAWWT...

You didn't answer the question.

I'll throw you back in the pond now Dr. D, have a good night gentlemen....

Right up there as one of the weakest posts ever...

Some people around here think they are SOOOOOO important.....



The arrogance is comical....

This makes the Mr. Vegas shtick look like pure genius.

 

[UlyssesNorris]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

 

[Norman Einstein]

i 2nd the AZcards selection

 

[Norman Einstein]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

 

[Sheriff66]

So you really are queer?  Not that there is anything wrong with that, for you

.You're the one all over my junk, and a blatant homophobe, NTTAWWT...

You didn't answer the question.

I'll throw you back in the pond now Dr. D, have a good night gentlemen....

Right up there as one of the weakest posts ever...

Some people around here think they are SOOOOOO important.....



The arrogance is comical....

This makes the Mr. Vegas shtick look like pure genius.

It's not shtick anymore, I'm just laughing at a bunch of people that are bothered by something that is typed on a message board by someone they don't know, and then pop off as if others should be hanging on their every word, like their opinions are meaningful whatsoever..... People need to get off the high horse and chill, have fun.....

 

[yellowdog]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

azcards33 may dominate this competition.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

So you really are queer?  Not that there is anything wrong with that, for you

.You're the one all over my junk, and a blatant homophobe, NTTAWWT...

You didn't answer the question.

I'll throw you back in the pond now Dr. D, have a good night gentlemen....

Right up there as one of the weakest posts ever...

Some people around here think they are SOOOOOO important.....



The arrogance is comical....

This makes the Mr. Vegas shtick look like pure genius.

It's not shtick anymore, I'm just laughing at a bunch of people that are bothered by something that is typed on a message board by someone they don't know, and then pop off as if others should be hanging on their every word, like their opinions are meaningful whatsoever..... People need to get off the high horse and chill, have fun.....

 

[SharkBait]

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[Ned]

its just a shout out to all my fellow sharks is all.

 

[RedRaiders]

Had to go with #6.

"Look everyone, here's my entire scoring system.  But since it's a re-draft I don't actually have anyone on my team." 

#6 got my vote as well. Not sure I understand why we need to see his scoring system.

It was between 6 & 12 for me but I had to go with the teamless scoring system...

Yep, this one got my vote too. Horrible

 

[kupcho1]

its just a shout out to all my fellow sharks is all.

Aliai need not apply

 

[Sheriff66]

People start a thread to slam other posters, and you're saying you think I'm in need of a timeout ???? I think this whole thing is , keep 'em coming....

 

[Jefferson the Caregiver]

Good list.

I thought 4 was goinng to take it for a while. That whole being a shark thing was a little scary but then I got to 12 and that took it one step further.

13 almost gave 12 a run, the Cincy Bengal one, but in the end the honor is all 12.

The guys that list their teams are pathetic but they cancel each other out because there are too many of them.

 

[Capella]

1 and 12 are in a horserace

I should set a deadline on this, and then have Rude modify the winner's sig with some sort of official declaration.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

The Shark Pool offers several characters who's egos and psyches are so fragile that they resort to bragging about their fantasy football teams, their "draft dominator" and their "shark" status to give their empty lives the illusion of having meaning.  I'd almost feel bad if they weren't so ####### funny.

posts like this makes me think the ffa is the one with the real life issues.

 

[phrozen]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

I don't think he could knock off #1 if he was added as the 16th seed.

 

[azcrook58]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

azcards33 may dominate this competition.

AZCARD OWNS ALL YOU JOKERS AND THEN SOME

 

[yellowdog]

#14 is underappreciated IMO. He says less in a short sig than others take half a page to say.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

#14 is underappreciated IMO. He says less in a short sig than others take half a page to say.

The horrid painting of Stevie Y. gives me the creeps.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

azcards33 may dominate this competition.

AZCARD OWNS ALL YOU JOKERS AND THEN SOME

You and Sheriff should get a room.

 

[Sheriff66]

The Shark Pool offers several characters who's egos and psyches are so fragile that they resort to bragging about their fantasy football teams, their "draft dominator" and their "shark" status to give their empty lives the illusion of having meaning.  I'd almost feel bad if they weren't so ####### funny.

posts like this makes me think the ffa is the one with the real life issues.

 

[phrozen]

#14 is underappreciated IMO. He says less in a short sig than others take half a page to say.

if you sub ######## for proof it makes for a funny sig. Except it doesn't work for the last proven.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I just looked at 12 again. God, it is so awful.

 

[amnesiac]

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I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

when were Larry Johnson and Marshall Faulk both good in the same year?

 

[phrozen]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

azcards33 may dominate this competition.

AZCARD OWNS ALL YOU JOKERS AND THEN SOME

You and Sheriff should get a room.

they could probably get a nice room after all azcrook has made "BOATLOADS" of cash

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

azcards33 may dominate this competition.

AZCARD OWNS ALL YOU JOKERS AND THEN SOME

You and Sheriff should get a room.

they could probably get a nice room after all azcrook has made "BOATLOADS" of cash

I think that's argroover who is the money man. Could be a big party.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I just looked at 12 again. God, it is so awful.