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[Sheriff66]

Based on the replies thus far, and attempting to take into account the "primacy effect," here are my suggestions for the tournament seeds:

#1 vs. (as yet unnamed 16th best contender)

#3 v #14

#4 v #15

#2 v #3

#12 v #5

#13 v #11

#6 v #7

#9 v #8

So we just need a 16th seed, and we're good to go.

definately azcards...darkhorse

azcards33 may dominate this competition.

AZCARD OWNS ALL YOU JOKERS AND THEN SOME

You and Sheriff should get a room.

they could probably get a nice room after all azcrook has made "BOATLOADS" of cash

I think that's argroover who is the money man. Could be a big party.

Some clowns STILL don't get it...

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

 

[Jefferson the Caregiver]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

It's not totally clear. All I know is that fear is the mind-killer.

 

[phrozen]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

well if he is praying for wisdom and direction then that is where the DD can come into play.Draft Dominator who do I select in the 4th round? Please give me the advice and direction that I need.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

well if he is praying for wisdom and direction then that is where the DD can come into play.Draft Dominator who do I select in the 4th round? Please give me the advice and direction that I need.

Wait, this just occurred to me, why would he be afraid? It's fantasy football!

 

[steviey]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

 

[MelvinTScupper]

I just looked at 12 again. God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

well if he is praying for wisdom and direction then that is where the DD can come into play.Draft Dominator who do I select in the 4th round? Please give me the advice and direction that I need.

Wait, this just occurred to me, why would he be afraid? It's fantasy football!

"fantasy afraid" is FAR FAR FAR worse. It = info.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

well if he is praying for wisdom and direction then that is where the DD can come into play.Draft Dominator who do I select in the 4th round? Please give me the advice and direction that I need.

Wait, this just occurred to me, why would he be afraid? It's fantasy football!

"fantasy afraid" is FAR FAR FAR worse. It = info.

If I ever met this guy in person, I think my mind would be killed instantly ... due to the fear, of course.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

New Entry

I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd. New winner.

Ron Mexico (haha!) ensures that.Don't forget Antwan Gates.. and the Stealers.

 

[3MTA3]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

So you're not a psychopath?

 

[amnesiac]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

how long did it take you to shade in his upper lip?

 

[phrozen]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

how long did it take you to shade in his upper lip?

It probably took him about 3 hours to finish the shading on the upper lip.

 

[jdoggydogg]

New Entry

I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd.

His team is trooly conkered the fantusy wolrd.

 

[shuke]

#14 is underappreciated IMO. He says less in a short sig than others take half a page to say. 

The horrid painting of Stevie Y. gives me the creeps.

I had another nightmare from it last night.

 

[shuke]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

That's because you don't have "it".

 

[jdoggydogg]

I'm a little surprised this gem didn't make the cut.

Current record ATS (NCAA): 27-17-2 {62%}

Disclaimer: These picks are for entertainment purposes only. In no way does azcards33 condone or authorize gambling on college or pro athletics, as it's illegal in 49 states

I am "Mr. Monday Night". An impeccable 12-1 ATS in Monday Night Football matchups (2-0 this season)

Please no PMs pertaining to paying for my services and/or subscribing to my newsletter. All of my picks are solely made for the purpose of entertainment, and I am in no way affiliiated with any pay handicapping services

Thomas Jones is making noise down in Tampa Bay. One story told to the Orlando Sentinel was of two Buccaneers front-office types, already impressed with the physiques of former Cardinals Simeon Rice and Michael Pittman, being blown away by Jones’ huge biceps. They asked Jones what it was those players had been doing in Arizona.

Jones simply said, “We lift and we lose.”

"He really wasn't that good, not really," Rice said. "He was good enough to play in Arizona, [but] that's just like the XFL."

Holy &$#@. I just had a stroke reading that sig.

 

[SharkBait]

Some clowns STILL don't get it...

Anyone want to count this dudes rolling smilies in this thread alone? It's like an insecurity meter...

 

[amnesiac]

I'm a little surprised this gem didn't make the cut.

Current record ATS (NCAA): 27-17-2 {62%}

Disclaimer: These picks are for entertainment purposes only. In no way does azcards33 condone or authorize gambling on college or pro athletics, as it's illegal in 49 states

I am "Mr. Monday Night". An impeccable 12-1 ATS in Monday Night Football matchups (2-0 this season)

Please no PMs pertaining to paying for my services and/or subscribing to my newsletter. All of my picks are solely made for the purpose of entertainment, and I am in no way affiliiated with any pay handicapping services

Thomas Jones is making noise down in Tampa Bay. One story told to the Orlando Sentinel was of two Buccaneers front-office types, already impressed with the physiques of former Cardinals Simeon Rice and Michael Pittman, being blown away by Jones’ huge biceps. They asked Jones what it was those players had been doing in Arizona.

Jones simply said, “We lift and we lose.”

"He really wasn't that good, not really," Rice said. "He was good enough to play in Arizona, [but] that's just like the XFL."

Holy &$#@. I just had a stroke reading that sig.

didn't it used to be twice as long for a while?

 

[kupcho1]

New Entry

I misspellings, large font, multiple color, scoring rules, rosters, and kickers that suck.

The most domination team ever that existed on this wolrd. New winner.

Ron Mexico (haha!) ensures that.Don't forget Antwan Gates.. and the Stealers.

It as to be an alias. It just has to be.

 

[Sheriff66]

Some clowns STILL don't get it...  

Anyone want to count this dudes rolling smilies in this thread alone? It's like an insecurity meter...

Oh Sharkbait, I hope you like me !!

 

[phrozen]

I'm a little surprised this gem didn't make the cut.

Current record ATS (NCAA): 27-17-2 {62%}

Disclaimer: These picks are for entertainment purposes only. In no way does azcards33 condone or authorize gambling on college or pro athletics, as it's illegal in 49 states

I am "Mr. Monday Night". An impeccable 12-1 ATS in Monday Night Football matchups (2-0 this season)

Please no PMs pertaining to paying for my services and/or subscribing to my newsletter. All of my picks are solely made for the purpose of entertainment, and I am in no way affiliiated with any pay handicapping services

Thomas Jones is making noise down in Tampa Bay. One story told to the Orlando Sentinel was of two Buccaneers front-office types, already impressed with the physiques of former Cardinals Simeon Rice and Michael Pittman, being blown away by Jones’ huge biceps. They asked Jones what it was those players had been doing in Arizona.

Jones simply said, “We lift and we lose.”

"He really wasn't that good, not really," Rice said. "He was good enough to play in Arizona, [but] that's just like the XFL."

Holy &$#@. I just had a stroke reading that sig.

didn't it used to be twice as long for a while?

it was definitely much larger at one point. Thank God he shrunk it down. With the length and varying color combinations if you scrolled past it fast enough it could have given you an epileptic seizure.

 

[steviey]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

So you're not a psychopath?

Not that I know of. Just a funny quote from a head of state. Kind of flattered by the attention though

 

[steviey]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

how long did it take you to shade in his upper lip?

Surely you're not suggesting that I could ever create such a masterpiece.

 

[yellowdog]

I'm a little surprised this gem didn't make the cut.

Current record ATS (NCAA): 27-17-2 {62%}

Disclaimer: These picks are for entertainment purposes only. In no way does azcards33 condone or authorize gambling on college or pro athletics, as it's illegal in 49 states

I am "Mr. Monday Night". An impeccable 12-1 ATS in Monday Night Football matchups (2-0 this season)

Please no PMs pertaining to paying for my services and/or subscribing to my newsletter. All of my picks are solely made for the purpose of entertainment, and I am in no way affiliiated with any pay handicapping services

Thomas Jones is making noise down in Tampa Bay. One story told to the Orlando Sentinel was of two Buccaneers front-office types, already impressed with the physiques of former Cardinals Simeon Rice and Michael Pittman, being blown away by Jones’ huge biceps. They asked Jones what it was those players had been doing in Arizona.

Jones simply said, “We lift and we lose.”

"He really wasn't that good, not really," Rice said. "He was good enough to play in Arizona, [but] that's just like the XFL."

Holy &$#@. I just had a stroke reading that sig.

didn't it used to be twice as long for a while?

it was definitely much larger at one point. Thank God he shrunk it down. With the length and varying color combinations if you scrolled past it fast enough it could have given you an epileptic seizure.

Unfortunately, some of the outstanding posts here in the FFA have been purged for one reason or another. The sig is so much better/worse if you know the whole story.

 

[kupcho1]

Can we start the tourney soon? The suspense is killling me.

PROOF

So you're not a psychopath?

Not that I know of. Just a funny quote from a head of state. Kind of flattered by the attention though

Should be eliminated from contention.

 

[Capella]

whoever the dominator was deserves some credit:

***************************************2005 Lord Of The Ring (Bilbo Baggins FF League)***************************************Team Name: The Ewok Avengers QB: Tim Hasselbeck, Shaun Hill, Tony Romo RB: Andrew Pinnock, Nehemiah Broughton, Nick Luchey, Ovie Mughelli WR: Dominique Thompson, Glenn Martinez, O.J. Small, Terrance Copper TE: Dave Moore, Sean Berton, Alex Holmes K: Nick Novak, Todd France, Billy Cundiff, Shaun Suisham, Doug Brien, Michael Koenen, Craig Hentrich, Jose Cortez D: San Francisco 49ers, Oakland Raiders, New Orleans Saints, Houston Texans ******************************************************Scoring System:Scoring6 points: Touchdowns7 points: Touchdowns 30-49 yards8 points: Touchdowns of 50 yards and over2 points: Two-point conversionsPassing1 point: Every 30 yards passing4 bonus points: For 300-349 yards8 bonus points: For 350 yards and overRushing1 point: Every 10 yards rushing4 bonus points: For 125-174 yards8 bonus points: For rushing 175 yards and overReceiving1 point: Each Reception4 bonus points: For 100-149 yards8 bonus points: For 150 yards and over1 point: Every 10 yards receivingKicking1 point: Point After (PAT)5 points: Field Goal7 points: Field Goals 40 yards or over10 points: Field Goals 50 yards or overScoring6 points: Touchdowns7 points: Touchdowns 30-49 yards8 points: Touchdowns of 50 yards and over2 points: Safeties2 points: Interceptions2 points: Turnover Fumble Recoveries2 points: Field Goals Blocked2 points: PAT's Blocked2 points: Kicks Blocked1 point: Quarterback SacksYardage Allowed20 points: Gave up 0-150 yards15 points: Gave up 151-200 yards7 points: Gave up 201-250 yards4 points: Gave up 251-300 yardsPoints Allowed20 Points: Shutout15 points: Gave up 2-7 points7 points: Gave up 8-14 points4 points: Gave up 15-21 pointsNFL Win/Loss5 Points: NFL Team Win-5 Points: NFL Team Loss********************************************“I'm not too worried about any of that. Eventually the music will speak for itself. You're only going to look at me like this for so long.” Kevin Federline********************************************FREE VIAGRA

The Ewok Avengers is some pretty good shtick.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

RIP, Dominator.

 

[3MTA3]

whoever the dominator was deserves some credit:

***************************************

2005 Lord Of The Ring (Bilbo Baggins FF League)

***************************************

Team Name: The Ewok Avengers

QB: Tim Hasselbeck, Shaun Hill, Tony Romo

RB: Andrew Pinnock, Nehemiah Broughton, Nick Luchey, Ovie Mughelli

WR: Dominique Thompson, Glenn Martinez, O.J. Small, Terrance Copper

TE: Dave Moore, Sean Berton, Alex Holmes

K: Nick Novak, Todd France, Billy Cundiff, Shaun Suisham, Doug Brien, Michael Koenen, Craig Hentrich, Jose Cortez

D: San Francisco 49ers, Oakland Raiders, New Orleans Saints, Houston Texans

******************************************************

Scoring System:

Scoring

6 points: Touchdowns

7 points: Touchdowns 30-49 yards

8 points: Touchdowns of 50 yards and over

2 points: Two-point conversions

Passing

1 point: Every 30 yards passing

4 bonus points: For 300-349 yards

8 bonus points: For 350 yards and over

Rushing

1 point: Every 10 yards rushing

4 bonus points: For 125-174 yards

8 bonus points: For rushing 175 yards and over

Receiving

1 point: Each Reception

4 bonus points: For 100-149 yards

8 bonus points: For 150 yards and over

1 point: Every 10 yards receiving

Kicking

1 point: Point After (PAT)

5 points: Field Goal

7 points: Field Goals 40 yards or over

10 points: Field Goals 50 yards or over

Scoring

6 points: Touchdowns

7 points: Touchdowns 30-49 yards

8 points: Touchdowns of 50 yards and over

2 points: Safeties

2 points: Interceptions

2 points: Turnover Fumble Recoveries

2 points: Field Goals Blocked

2 points: PAT's Blocked

2 points: Kicks Blocked

1 point: Quarterback Sacks

Yardage Allowed

20 points: Gave up 0-150 yards

15 points: Gave up 151-200 yards

7 points: Gave up 201-250 yards

4 points: Gave up 251-300 yards

Points Allowed

20 Points: Shutout

15 points: Gave up 2-7 points

7 points: Gave up 8-14 points

4 points: Gave up 15-21 points

NFL Win/Loss

5 Points: NFL Team Win

-5 Points: NFL Team Loss

********************************************

“I'm not too worried about any of that. Eventually the

music will speak for itself. You're only going to look at

me like this for so long.” Kevin Federline

********************************************

FREE VIAGRA

The Ewok Avengers is some pretty good shtick.

Should replace #14 now

 

[3MTA3]

RIP, Dominator.

I'd give anything for a hangman on that alias

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

RIP, Dominator.

I'd give anything for a hangman on that alias

Fairly sure it's none of these posters:

22 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)

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[TLEF316]

that was awesome, ableit short lived

 

[phrozen]

***************************************2005 Lord Of The Ring (Bilbo Baggins FF League)***************************************Team Name: The Ewok Avengers

RIP

 

[bagger.]

I just looked at 12 again.  God, it is so awful.

Just in case there's any way someone hasn't seen it yet:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Can someone please explain to me how the Draft Dominator got to be the tools of prayer? I'm not quite getting that part.

 

[jdoggydogg]

RIP, Dominator.

I'm glad people liked that sig file, but I did not enjoy getting banned for it. Little did I know that a little fun would have such reprocussions. Sorry, fellas.

 

[Capella]

RIP, Dominator.

I'm glad people liked that sig file, but I did not enjoy getting banned for it. Little did I know that a little fun would have such reprocussions. Sorry, fellas.

 

[bmetz]

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

RIP, Dominator.

I'm glad people liked that sig file, but I did not enjoy getting banned for it. Little did I know that a little fun would have such reprocussions. Sorry, fellas.

How long did that take?

 

[jdoggydogg]

RIP, Dominator.

I'm glad people liked that sig file, but I did not enjoy getting banned for it. Little did I know that a little fun would have such reprocussions. Sorry, fellas.

How long did that take?

Like WAY longer than I thought it would. I think that Federline quote is the best part. The boss is away today

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

RIP, Dominator.

I'm glad people liked that sig file, but I did not enjoy getting banned for it. Little did I know that a little fun would have such reprocussions. Sorry, fellas.

How long did that take?

Like WAY longer than I thought it would. I think that Federline quote is the best part. The boss is away today

It was memorable. Well done.

 

[John Mamula]

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[Sea Bass]

My bad, I voted for worst picture. #2

That's also a vote for worst signature, worst poster, most illogical poster, and worst avatar. You really can't go wrong there.

 

[phrozen]

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[NorvilleBarnes]

I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:

"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option."

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..."

Now, I'm torn.

No kidding. That one turned my stomach. Till I saw #15. I don't know how that f'n owl isn't running away with this.

I want to punch my monitor every time I see it.

 

[shuke]

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[Joe T]

I thought for sure #1 was going to have it wrapped up. Then I saw this:"Football is my religion... the Shark Pool, my temple...the Draft Dominator, my tools of prayer and fear is not an option.""I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain..." Now, I'm torn.

Football is my religion is the worst sig I've ever seen.

 

[Otis]

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[Peyton Marino]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=5469

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=5469

 

[videoguy505]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=5469

Sigs with typos and spelling errors make me laugh just a little bit harder. And, yes, I know I have one, but it's in a quote, so that's ok. It's the guys that write their own sigs wrong, have 1000 posts, and never notice that are God's special children.