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[FUBAR]

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology

 

[Ilov80s]

Sure, why not?

 

[ChiefD]

I would wanna be first.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Chronically.

I doubt it fits americans though.

 

[eoMMan]

Like a robotic flashlight.

Eta: haha....spell check on phone.

 

[zoonation]

Is that the biggest size they have? Looks tight.

 

[Parrothead]

that video is hot

 

[lod01]

Expect this device to make it's way onto those wacky Asian game shows soon.

 

[johnnycakes]

Now that's getting some strange in China!

 

[Angry Beavers]

Why not?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Does the girl watch?

Even better.

 

[FUBAR]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Dollar a tug seems reasonable.

 

[Tom Servo]

Sure, why not? I've always wanted to have an orgasm into a machine.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I want to install one in my car

 

[MC Gas Money]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

 

[VA703]

not finding this on amazon, anyone have a valid link?

preferably with rush shipping

 

[VA703]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

if I were in your situation.. you may want to apply for that job now to beat the rush

 

[rockaction]

I thought I'd be the only luddite here, but it looks like we're having ourselves a party.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

if I were in your situation.. you may want to apply for that job now to beat the rush

Is it a livable wage and do I get to use the machine for free?

 

[johnnycakes]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

if I were in your situation.. you may want to apply for that job now to beat the rush

Is it a livable wage and do I get to use the machine for free?

I would think that testing would be part of the job.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

if I were in your situation.. you may want to apply for that job now to beat the rush

Is it a livable wage and do I get to use the machine for free?

I would think that testing would be part of the job.

I havent used drugs in 2 years. Why do you think im so depressed?

 

[VA703]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

if I were in your situation.. you may want to apply for that job now to beat the rush

Is it a livable wage and do I get to use the machine for free?

I would think that testing would be part of the job.

testing included & free samples are partial payment for the job

 

[Rove!]

Woody Allen's Orgasmatron becomes reality...

 

[Parrothead]

is it called a 'rabia'?

 

[Fennis]

the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way

who has trouble with that?

I voted HELL YES!

 

[dickey moe]

Can I set it to "Tug Until It Gets Bored?"

 

[MC Gas Money]

the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way

who has trouble with that?I voted HELL YES!

Amputees

The Arthritics

The Obese

The Lazy

Michael J Fox

 

[mquinnjr]

I want to install one in my car

I'll go to the store, honey! No, it's really no problem at all!!"

 

[FUBAR]

Can I set it to "Tug Until It Gets Bored?"

It has variable frequency, amplitude and temperature.

 

[FUBAR]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

Since it wont be collecting samples for medical reasons where do the loads go? Who empies that receptacle?

there will be no shortage of volunteers at the truck stop.

 

[bostonfred]

The jerk store called, and they're running out of you

 

[Socrates11]

Would I? I'm waiting for directions to be posted to the internet so I can build one myself.

 

[VA703]

wonder how long until someone marries this machine

 

[Parrothead]

wonder how long until someone marries this machine

if it only had a microwave built into it, it would be the perfect woman

 

[johnnycakes]

wonder how long until someone marries this machine

if it only had a microwave built into it, it would be the perfect woman

My link.

 

[tri-man 47]

Woody Allen's Orgasmatron becomes reality...

"10 minutes with me and they'd be selling it for scrap metal."

That was a funny movie (Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask).

 

[E Street Brat]

..........And it doesn't stop until it has five gallons.

 

[E Street Brat]

Please change the thread title to "Wood You"

 

[FUBAR]

wonder how long until someone marries this machine

it would stop working the day after you bought it.

 

[MC Gas Money]

wonder how long until someone marries this machine

it would stop working the day after you bought it.

And probably turn in to skynet and revolt

 

[gianmarco]

Maybe Johnnycakes had it right all along about going to China for teh sechs.

 

[johnnycakes]

Maybe Johnnycakes had it right all along about going to China for teh sechs.

 

[squidrope]

YES

 

[Tom Servo]

Woody Allen's Duran Duran's Orgasmatron becomes reality...

Fixed :Barbarella:

 

[fatness]

Next question - how much would you pay for it?

Thinking maybe put one of these in a truck stop bathroom. Could make millions.

A way for churches to boost sagging attendance?

 

[ummich10]

They should redesign the insertion point on the front with a replica of a woman's face. Bonus if it looks like a slutty celebrity. More realistic this way.

 

[Sarnoff]

How about this: Fleshlight-designed iPad case

 

[jb1020]

That Chinese version looks way to tall.

 

[Guest]

How about this: Fleshlight-designed iPad case

That is genius.