WR Josh Gordon, KC (10 Viewers)

[rascal]

Kizer left the long ball short on the other video.  He's not used to such greatness on the outside.

What other video?

 

[Faust]

Josh Gordon practices with Browns for first time since reinstatement

 

[Faust]

He's back: Josh Gordon returns to Browns practice

 

[VikingFrog]

What if he plays better high and drunk? And now he can't play sober.

 

[Cobbler1]

What if he plays better high and drunk? And now he can't play sober.

Take 3 shots right before the game, bust your ### and drink a bunch of water during the game. They won't test during the game and the system will be clean after!

 

[Soulfly3]

it's so difficult to type with only one hand...

 

[spudgusta]

Just set my week 13 lineups with him in there.  Feels good man...Time to put the dark times behind us. Also funny that the next page of comments will be 420.

 

[jeaton6]

Just set my week 13 lineups with him in there.  Feels good man...Time to put the dark times behind us. Also funny that the next page of comments will be 420.

Yep thought the same thing. Think 1st comment on that page should be reserved for @Soulfly3

 

[Soulfly3]

Imagine Gordon scores his first TD in 3yrs, lifts his jersey and National TV bears witness to a "This is for Soulfly3" shirt underneath? 

*faints in spanish*

 

[Bobcat10]

What other video?

In MKC's twitter timeline.  There are a number of videos out now from several reporters.

 

[Short Corner]

it's so difficult to type with only one hand...

Amateur.

 

[jeaton6]

it's so difficult to type with only one hand...

Don't you mean with you nose?

 

[Sebowski]

it's so difficult to type with only one hand...

Because of the bong in the other hand?

 

[Faust]

Two years later, Josh Gordon back at practice with Browns after suspensions

 

[Faust]

WR Josh Gordon speaks for first time since practicing

 

[Deamon]

Because of the bong in the other hand?

 

[Hankmoody]

FINALLY

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Any word on how he looks?

Relatively good looking young AA male, 6'3", 225 lbs, wearing an ugly brown and orange jersey.

Walk is straight at the moment...no slurring of words....appears sober.

Sounds appealing to me! 

EDIT: Legs do appear a little skinny tho...could be an optical illusion tho...

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

One more week folks. I’m running him out at flex out of the gate. 

I think we might need to start a gofundme for Kleenex for @Soulfly3 to mop up with after he actually sees Gordon make a catch. 

 

[Dez]

I have Gordon on 60 of my 105 fantasy teams..........

 

[Soulfly3]

Page 420....

How Ive waited for this for years. <3

Bless

 

[DropKick]

After holding Gordon at several junctures of this odyssey, I don't have him on any teams this time.  I feel a little left out.

I do own Coleman and am hoping for the best.

Who is the QB next year, Soulfly?

 

[Soulfly3]

After holding Gordon at several junctures of this odyssey, I don't have him on any teams this time.  I feel a little left out.

I do own Coleman and am hoping for the best.

Who is the QB next year, Soulfly?

Cousins, I hope.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

After holding Gordon at several junctures of this odyssey, I don't have him on any teams this time.  I feel a little left out.

Just google a pic of Gordon & have a bottle of lotion ready - you’ll feel like you’re right there with @Soulfly3. Maybe sit on your hand until it goes numb, too. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Cousins, I hope.

Niners helped this become a possibility with the JummyG trade. 

For the sake of FFB I hope this happens. 

 

[DropKick]

Just google a pic of Gordon & have a bottle of lotion ready - you’ll feel like you’re right there with @Soulfly3. Maybe sit on your hand until it goes numb, too. 

Is this your hot sauce secret?

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Is this your hot sauce secret?

I do not recommend Hot Sauce as a sexual lubricant, no. 

Not without a willing partner & a signed consent form at least. 

 

[teal]

Page 420....

How Ive waited for this for years. <3

Bless

Josh Gordon back practicing the same week that this thread hits page 420? It is a sign from the fantasy gods!

 

[jeaton6]

FINALLY

Way to steal @Soulfly3's thunder

 

[Sebowski]

FINALLY

¡WHOOP! 

 

[voiceofunreason]

I hope he doesn’t get paid until the games start so he can’t afford good drugs. There’s always a reward for those who wait.

 

[LawFitz]

I have a strong suspicion Gordon is gonna make a big time splash in the final five games this yr. Kizer is a pick magnet but his throwing ability is >>>>>>> Manziel. He's gonna get the ball to Josh G.

 

[Slider]

He's gonna win a lot of people a title the last five. ?

 

[amnesiac]

he was at a yoga class Tuesday night so i guess he's got that going for him.  

 

[Chaka]

Because of the bong in the other hand?

Food some reason I think that isn't not on his hand.

 

[Faust]

Josh Gordon set to be activated by Cleveland Browns next week

 

[Chaka]

 

[amnesiac]

if he can catch a ####### football, he'll look like a rockstar on this team.  

 

[Dizzy]

Maybe I missed it in all the carrot-waxing references, dancing pickles, and such... but has there been any indication that he is just going to step in as starter, WR#1, 10 targets, etc?

 

[kencav]

Maybe I missed it in all the carrot-waxing references, dancing pickles, and such... but has there been any indication that he is just going to step in as starter, WR#1, 10 targets, etc?

Ah....yes....yes....yes of course!

What are you ignorant?

 

[Dizzy]

Ah....yes....yes....yes of course!

What are you ignorant?

Yes, sorry. I just needed to know for sure. Thanks!

 

[Chaka]

Maybe I missed it in all the carrot-waxing references, dancing pickles, and such... but has there been any indication that he is just going to step in as starter, WR#1, 10 targets, etc?

Yes, the rest of the Browns roster.

 

[Dizzy]

Yes, the rest of the Browns roster.

Yeah I get that... just wondering if there was some kind of "teaching moment" coming where Josh Gordon is back, but he's not BACK right away. Curious if we'll see maybe less than 50% snaps... couple targets... something to make it look like he has to EARN IT as opposed to just waltzing in after multiple suspensions and sitting at the head of the table.

Dude hasn't played football in three years and apparently never sober... no telling what we'll see next week.

 

[Fireinside]

I have to say that after reading all these almost funny drugs, bong and alchol posts, I'm really rooting for the kid more than ever...

 

[Soulfly3]

My heart rate....

 

[JuniorNB]

I have to say that after reading all these almost funny drugs, bong and alchol posts, I'm really rooting for the kid more than ever...

The guys has screwed up 5 or 6 times. He is a walking punchline at this point. Of course people are going to make jokes. 

 

[Gandalf]

I need this guy back yesterday. My WRs are dropping like flies. Josh Gordon. Save my season!

 

[Sup_Yo]

He'll be in my lineup.

 

[Soulfly3]

Everyone Loves Gordon. 

What a difference 3 weeks makes

 

[TheBaylorKid]

With Coleman back, and Gordon coming back I get this image of the Cleveland offense as a M4 Sherman tank in a world war 2 movie. We are watching in anticipation as the the turret slowly turns towards its panzer target.

My guess is that Green Bay feels the full force of the Gordon and Coleman on the field together.

Oh and honored to post on page 420 after watching for all these years.