Yeah -- I'll Buy You Wine at Wal-Mart on A Friday Night, Girl (1 Viewer)

[GregR]

It might be time for your own thread soon.

rockaction, the first world problems of thread topics

 

[rockaction]

rockaction, the first world problems of threat topics

Right on, GregR. Right on. 

No sarcasm. 

We just announced a threat with a nuclear power. I've noticed. They just launched a missile over Japan. 

Ugh. 

 

[GregR]

Whoops. Thread topics not threat topics.

 

[rockaction]

Whoops. Thread topics not threat topics.

Same thing, these days.  

 

[msudaisy26]

I really wish the story was better. Got a hustle run on me by an alcoholic woman. She hunted me down like a cheetah in the desert. A lioness, as it were..Thoughts? Prayers? Wishes?  

How the hell did a cheetah hunt you down in the desert of Wal-Mart and get drunk enough to turn into a lioness off a 2.97 bottle of wine?

 

[rockaction]

How the hell did a cheetah hunt you down in the desert of Wal-Mart and get drunk enough to turn into a lioness off a 2.97 bottle of wine?

Yes, ma'am. That's the life. Either that or she forgot the debit card I never asked her to produce. 

I found it ungentlemanly.  

 

[Moe.]

I really wish the story was better. Got a hustle run on me by an alcoholic woman. She hunted me down like a cheetah in the desert. A lioness, as it were..Thoughts? Prayers? Wishes?  

Ok, I think we all got that much so far. So, what was the hustle? What did she do? Please, just say what happened for the love of god

 

[rockaction]

Ok, I think we all got that much so far. So, what was the hustle? What did she do? Please, just say what happened for the love of god

She happened upon me. That's the story, man. It was late-night. She went to strip mall to look for a mark. The mark was me, and I was willing. She was pretty. It's just funny.  

 

[Moe.]

So she just walked up to you and asked if you'd buy her a cheap bottle of wine? That's it? How is that a scam?

 

[rockaction]

So she just walked up to you and asked if you'd buy her a cheap bottle of wine? That's it? How is that a scam?

No. I'm not communicating well. She walked around, talking on her phone about some guy that was studying. He was nowhere to be found. I personally was buying a bottle myself, just coolin'. She proclaimed, in line, right behind me, that she didn't have her debit card for the wine. I bought it for her, laughing that she'd hit her mark. 

That's the story. That she drove to a Wal-Mart with no money to hit a mark or pull some other scam. Just par for the course. I think she would have pulled game on the cashier had I not bailed her out. 

 

[otb_lifer]

? hey white boy/whatcha doin' uptown?/hey white boy/you chasin' our women around?/oh pardon me, sir/it's furthest from my mind/i just bought her a cheap ### bottle of wine/iiiiii'm waitin'for my man (of Constant Sorrow) ?

 

[rockaction]

"Oh pardon me, sir" was legend. 

 

[tri-man 47]

How does one snuff wine?

Up one nostril; out the other.  #hillarystyle

 

[playin4beer]

The day the FFA passed me by...   

 

[IC FBGCav]

The day the FFA passed me by...   

Bye, Bye playing4beer guy,

Went in the rocknation thread

And didn't understand that guy

A green eyed girl hustled some wine

 

[peaces]

I think her name's Debra

 

[rockaction]

Yeah, this was a thread. I can't help but bump this on a Monday at 8:01. Listening to Nada Surf's Killian's Red.  

 

[rockaction]

Where is @IC FBGCav to interpret?  

 

[rockaction]

This thread bump is for k4

 

[Corporation]

Also, who is the chick in your avatar

 I've always been... curious.

Anna Karina. French New Waver. Love her. 

I always thought this was Aubrey Plaza doing a mock photo of some sort.

 

[rockaction]

I always thought this was Aubrey Plaza doing a mock photo of some sort.

Wow, that's interesting. It very well could be, though Aubrey has a more oval and narrow face. Anna's is broader and squarer, I think.