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You guys ever get too drunk at the bar and end up being mean to strangers? (1 Viewer)

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Eminence

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I was hanging out at my local pub and I got in a mild altercation about who's quarters were on the #1 slot at the pool table. I knew the quarters were mine and this Mexican lad said they were his.

I burried him for his lie and a chick he was with started coming at me. I buried her too, "I don't care what you think and the fact you hang out with a liar like this guy shows how poor your character is".

Held my ground but then about 20 minutes later I kept instigating and I feel bad about it in retrospect. I already buried these people once and after having all the leverage I kept twisting the knife after I already won the situation. I went from being terribly right to terribly wrong.

This was significant because it was about 20 minutes to close and those people actually didn't get to play any pool.

 
Eminence said:
I was hanging out at my local pub and I got in a mild altercation about who's quarters were on the #1 slot at the pool table. I knew the quarters were mine and this Mexican lad said they were his.

I burried him for his lie and a chick he was with started coming at me. I buried her too, "I don't care what you think and the fact you hang out with a liar like this guy shows how poor your character is".

Held my ground but then about 20 minutes later I kept instigating and I feel bad about it in retrospect. I already buried these people once and after having all the leverage I kept twisting the knife after I already won the situation. I went from being terribly right to terribly wrong.

This was significant because it was about 20 minutes to close and those people actually didn't get to play any pool.
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Fold, you lost at life.

 
Ultimately, no one likes to be taken advantage of. You were right to not simply let him take ownership of the money. Once the issue was settled, its a #### move (and likely leading to getting your rear kicked if you do it to the wrong person) to keep running your mouth. 

 
Is this a one time thing or do you think you have a pattern of doing it? 

Usually people who do this consistently eventually do it to the wrong guy and learn a valuable life lesson. 

 
Eminence said:
I was hanging out at my local pub and I got in a mild altercation about who's quarters were on the #1 slot at the pool table. I knew the quarters were mine and this Mexican lad said they were his.

I burried him for his lie and a chick he was with started coming at me. I buried her too, "I don't care what you think and the fact you hang out with a liar like this guy shows how poor your character is".

Held my ground but then about 20 minutes later I kept instigating and I feel bad about it in retrospect. I already buried these people once and after having all the leverage I kept twisting the knife after I already won the situation. I went from being terribly right to terribly wrong.

This was significant because it was about 20 minutes to close and those people actually didn't get to play any pool.
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1. How did you know he was Mexican?

2. No, I'm not an ###hole.

 
lombardi said:
Is this a one time thing or do you think you have a pattern of doing it? 

Usually people who do this consistently eventually do it to the wrong guy and learn a valuable life lesson. 
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I don't make a habit of it but I can't live my life tiptoeing around tough guys.

The only problem is that I didn't let the situation die down. By the end of the altercation, I was being the tough guy.

On the other hand, my game goes up 200% whenever I'm drunk.

 
My guess is what REALLY happened was almost the opposite of this, this guy came in after you but stared you down and you backed down, then his girlfriend berated and teased you while she and her BF played, the stretched the game out to closing time and you went home with tears in your eyes...after finishing your Appletini, of course.

 
Eminence said:
I don't make a habit of it but I can't live my life tiptoeing around tough guys.

The only problem is that I didn't let the situation die down. By the end of the altercation, I was being the tough guy.

On the other hand, my game goes up 200% whenever I'm drunk.
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Yeah, it sounds like your day will eventually come.   It's not the standing up for yourself that's a problem, it's what seems to follow that.  

 
Eminence said:
I was hanging out at my local pub and I got in a mild altercation about who's quarters were on the #1 slot at the pool table. I knew the quarters were mine and this Mexican lad said they were his.

I burried him for his lie and a chick he was with started coming at me. I buried her too, "I don't care what you think and the fact you hang out with a liar like this guy shows how poor your character is".

Held my ground but then about 20 minutes later I kept instigating and I feel bad about it in retrospect. I already buried these people once and after having all the leverage I kept twisting the knife after I already won the situation. I went from being terribly right to terribly wrong.

This was significant because it was about 20 minutes to close and those people actually didn't get to play any pool.
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I can't wait for you to get stabbed.

 
George Jefferson Airplane said:
Explain how you think you had "leverage" here. 
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Well, as you know Em recently had a career in the financial industry. So he knows a 'lil somethin' about quarters. He had leveraged his personal wealth at the pool table, but was considering pivoting toward a hostile takeover of the juke-box or maybe even the parking meter outside with his quarters.

 
I'm glad you guys are coming around to all of this, I was sure this was gonna end miserably. You guys really are cool.

:thumbup:

 
I'll tell you something that wasn't buried, Em's #### in a lady that night.  HEYO.

 
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Em,

I think you are thinking too small. Settling the hash of one "Mexican" is beneath a young go-getter like yourself. You should take your act on the road and bring some of your common sense justice to a town like Juarez. They need some straightening out down there and I'd bet there are plenty of bars with pool tables. Not sure how many ATM's there are though so just be sure to bring as much cash as you need for the entire trip, and then a 'lil extra. Report back.

 
This oriental lady tried to cut me while on line at Chipotle today. So I buried her and the rest of her oriental crew for being associated with a dirty line cutter.

I won.  

 
I once got into a bar fight where I absolutely destroyed a guy for not throwing a can in the recycling bin.  His buddies instantly disowned him.  Bartender was like "planets not a ####### joke, bro" and threw a glass bottle at him which caused him to bleed pretty profusely from his skull.  it was nuts, lol.

 
Eminence said:
I don't make a habit of it but I can't live my life tiptoeing around tough guys.

The only problem is that I didn't let the situation die down. By the end of the altercation, I was being the tough guy.

On the other hand, my game goes up 200% whenever I'm drunk.
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If you run into an ###-hole in the morning, you ran into an ###-hole.  If you run into ###-holes all day, you are the ###-hole.

 
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